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Yep.
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Hi. I'm Judy.
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- Roman.
- I worked with Rocky.
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Sorry.
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It's like looking at a ghost.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Have to get out of here.
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Roman. Eric.
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We've never met,
but I feel like I know you.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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I'm-I'm here if you...
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Oh, God. Your face.
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It doesn't--
Actually, it doesn't seem like
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you are trying to do your job.
No, looks like--
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It feels like you're doing
the opposite of your job
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'cause it should be pretty easy
to cancel
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- my dead brother's account.
- Do you want this?
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- I don't know.
- Ma, I don't know.
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I'm on the phone.
No, do not put me on hold!
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- Do you want these?
- I-- Mom, please.
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Don't tell me
to fucking calm down!
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I've been on the phone
for, like, an hour--
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- Hello? Fuck!
- Roman,
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do you want me to keep these
or throw them away?
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- Do we have to do this now?
- We don't have the room,
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but if you wanna keep
everything--
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Can we just do this tomorrow,
please? Why?
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Because I'm going back tomorrow.
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Okay, but I'm gonna be here,
so just leave it.
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You're gonna pack up
this entire apartment?
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- Yes. Yes.
- Oh, that's rich.
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I'll do it myself-- What?
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I don't think you should
stay here. I don't think
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- it's good for you.
- Oh, come on. You don't know
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what's good for me, Mom.
You never knew
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- what was good for me. Okay?
- All right.
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- You kidding me?
- Well, then never mind.
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- I won't help you.
- Good.
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- You can do all this yourself.
- That's what I'm saying.
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- That's-- Go.
- I'll go back to the hotel.
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- Don't call me.
- Good. Good for fucking you!
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Time-out!
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Roman.
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You need help.
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You need help.
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Well, that's true.
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Hello, everyone.
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It's seven o'clock,
so I say let's get started.
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I see some new faces here today,
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so I thought it would be fun
to go in a circle.
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Say your name,
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a vegetable that starts
with the same first letter
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and one thing you don't miss
about your twin.
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Charlotte. Carrot.
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I don't miss Claire
stealing my boyfriend.
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No, I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding.
We won't go in a circle.
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But Claire, she really
did steal my boyfriend.
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He couldn't tell us apart.
But it still counts, right?
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I miss her laugh.
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We always laughed together.
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We talked about doing this
Abbott and Costello routine.
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But I was too shy.
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So, I said to myself
I'll try stand-up.
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Yep, and I'm about
to test jokes on you,
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so bear with me.
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Okay, you ready? All right.
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Raise your hand
if you have a twin.
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Okay.
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This is a good crowd.
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You know, so many people,
they're always asking,
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"Who's older?"
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I am now that she's dead.
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As a twin, it's like
you internalize the difference
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between you and your other half.
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Claire's the outgoing one,
Claire's the beautiful one,
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Claire's the one with chlamydia.
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I was so upset
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when she got chlamydia
without me.
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We're supposed to do
everything together.
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Oh, I wouldn't eat that.
Tastes like balls.
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Mm, I like balls.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Oh, my God,
that's so bad.
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Are you, uh...
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Am I...?
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Oh, just--
You said you like balls, so...
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Rocky, my brother, was gay.
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Was your twin?
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Um... No.
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Right.
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It's weird, isn't it?
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Uh, epigenetics.
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- Uh...
- They're the things you inherit
on top of your DNA.
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They may account
for discrepancies
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between identical twins.
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Huh.
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Hey, do you get carsick?
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- Sometimes. Why?
- Oh.
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Rocky always had to sit
in the front seat
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when we were kids, and...
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I don't know, I just thought
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maybe that was connected
to, like, the gay gene.
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If there is one.
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Not that there is one.
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Uh, it was just an idea.
I'm no scientist.
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Um, well,
there is a gay gene.
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Uh, we see orange as blue
and blue as orange.
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That's why
there's so many homosexuals
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- in the fashion industry.
- Oh. See?
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Well, there you go.
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I'm sorry, you know
that I'm joking, right?
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That-that's not true.
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Yeah. No, I knew that.
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Okay.
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I'm D-- uh, I'm Dennis.
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Roman.
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- What was your twin's name?
- Are you hungry?
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- Sorry, what?
- Sorry. I was just gonna ask
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if you like sandwiches.
Never mind.
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You sure you don't want some?
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Mm, I'm okay.
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- I forgot I already ate.
- Mm.
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I don't drink caffeine
'cause it does things to me.
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Then Brad converted me to tea.
Herbal tea.
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Brad was this guy I was
in love with back in New York.
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Then one day, I found
all these goat-fucking videos
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- in his browser history.
- Whoa.
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I tried to get him to confess,
but I avoid conflict,
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so at dinner, I'd order
goat cheese on an entrée,
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or one time when he was sucking
on my neck, I bleated like...
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See how he'd react.
So, I know he knew I knew.
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Maybe that's why
he broke up with me.
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He broke up with you?
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Mm. He was the better catch.
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I don't know anything
about Rocky's boyfriends.
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We didn't really talk
about that stuff.
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What stuff did you talk about?
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Socks.
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- Socks?
- I get holes in all my socks.
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I think it's 'cause
I forget to cut my toenails.
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Rocky thinks
it's 'cause I shop at Walmart.
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That was our last conversation.
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I'm sorry.
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Not your fault.
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So, did you live
with your brother?
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Uh, no. Yeah, in college.
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Mm. Rocky went to college.
I stayed in Moscow.
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Moscow, Idaho?
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You know another one?
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Another Moscow?
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I need to get out
of my mom's basement.
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She started charging me rent.
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Hmm. And how's she taking it?
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Cash.
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How is she feeling?
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She's a nut bucket.
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Rocky was her favorite, so...
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Mm. I'm nobody's favorite.
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Feel like being a twin
kind of fucked me.
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I never needed anyone else
as a kid, you know, but now...
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feel like I can't make friends
with a fork.
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Once, twice a week's not enough.
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I want to hang out all the time.
I'm-I'm too needy.
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I hate doing things alone.
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Cooking meals, opening mail,
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- folding laundry.
- Yeah.
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So much faster with two people.
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Right? I mean, honestly,
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whoever invented
the fitted sheet
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should be flagellated.
And not the fun kind.
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You get me.
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Rocky!
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Long time no see. How are you?
Did you get a haircut?
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Oh. Uh, yeah.
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This is so random.
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I was literally thinking
about you the other day.
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I was reading an article about
how there's a Japanese word
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for people who die
in their apartments...
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- Mm.
- ...and it takes a long time
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for anyone to find the body--
Years even.
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Old men mostly.
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It's like a big problem
over there.
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Ah, that's awful.
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Isn't it?
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Anyway, I figured
you knew this already
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because you used to live
in Tokyo, right?
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Right. Yeah.
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Yeah, what is the word again?
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Oh, uh...
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"Ahtoatushi."
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That doesn't sound right.
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Hello?
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Hey. It's Roman.
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Do you wanna get groceries
with me?
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Hey, how do you know
if lemons are ripe?
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Uh, it's yellow.
Unripe lemons are green.
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So why do they got
so many unripe ones out?
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Those are limes.
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Uh...
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Are you okay?
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Can you not laugh at me?
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I know I'm not, like,
the brightest tool in the shed,
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but... I don't appreciate it.
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I'm sorry.
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You know, if I get
something wrong... tell me.
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'Cause...
then I can know better.
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Would now be a good time
to point out
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I think you meant to say,
"sharpest tool in the shed?"
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Yeah.
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Maybe you meant to say,
"brightest bulb in the box."
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- Yeah, maybe that's
what I meant.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hey.
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Uh, sorry.
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I haven't been
sleeping well, so...
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Oh.
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Hey, is that Rocky's shirt?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. How'd you know?
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- Looks good on you.
- Thanks.
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What, uh,
what are we looking for?
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Oh, just browsing.
I pick books based on the cover.
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I thought you weren't
supposed to do that.
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You're also not supposed
to put Q-tips in your ear,
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but if you do it right,
it feels really good.
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I don't know
why I'm doing this
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'cause nobody's ever
gonna hear it.
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I answered a call
from an unknown number once,
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and he said, "Hey,
I was thinking about you."
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"What are you doing tonight?"
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And we baked...
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Hey.
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Think I'm gonna stay.
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- What?
- Yeah. Lawyer says,
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the probate's gonna take
a little while anyway.
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Plus, Rocky's boss
offered me a job.
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Uh, he was crying a lot,
but I think he was serious.
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Hmm.
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Feel like I need to be here
right now.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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So, I guess that means you and I
get to be grocery buddies.
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00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,827
Hey, what's up
with your voicemail greeting,
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by the way?
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One more.
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Okay, ready?
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Hello.
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This is Dennis's phone.
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Please leave a message...
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after the tone.
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Fluffy bunny!
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What are you thinking about?
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00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:21,065
Do you believe
in the death penalty?
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That's what
you were thinking about?
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I guess no.
Because there's a chance
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of executing someone innocent,
and death is irrevocable.
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00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:37,214
Yeah, but there's some things
you can't take back.
257
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,419
True.
258
00:16:46,491 --> 00:16:48,593
What's the worst thing
you've ever done?
259
00:16:52,731 --> 00:16:54,898
What's the worst thing
you've ever done?
260
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,034
There's a few.
261
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,138
Mm.
262
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,212
This one time...
263
00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:11,815
Rocky and I, uh...
264
00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:14,985
we were 16.
265
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,823
And, um...
266
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:23,160
It was my fault he died.
267
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:28,400
- What?
- It was my fault.
268
00:17:31,035 --> 00:17:34,238
Dean was supposed to pick me up
from the airport.
269
00:17:35,239 --> 00:17:36,441
But he forgot.
270
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:40,944
And I could've
just called a cab,
271
00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:43,147
but I wanted him to pick me up,
272
00:17:43,281 --> 00:17:46,584
so I called him again
and again and again,
273
00:17:46,718 --> 00:17:48,486
and I was relentless.
274
00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:50,789
So, he broke the speed limit.
275
00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:53,291
And you can guess
where this is going.
276
00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:55,527
He crashed.
277
00:17:57,429 --> 00:17:59,464
My last words to him were...
278
00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:02,534
"Fuck you."
279
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,704
So... that's my story.
280
00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:07,439
Um...
281
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:13,278
In fifth grade,
I had a stye in my left eye.
282
00:18:13,944 --> 00:18:17,181
On school picture day.
It was...
283
00:18:18,115 --> 00:18:19,850
swollen and red.
284
00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:22,687
And I looked like
Forest Whitaker.
285
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,490
So, I begged to stay home.
286
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:28,827
But I was overruled,
287
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:33,030
so Dean pretended to be me
for the yearbook.
288
00:18:34,998 --> 00:18:37,502
He saved me. Um...
289
00:18:39,236 --> 00:18:41,306
He was always there
on the bad days.
290
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,309
When Ashley
from down the street, uh,
291
00:18:44,442 --> 00:18:47,512
made fun of my pink pencil box,
he called her a butter troll.
292
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,718
Uh, when my stepfather asked me
not to come home anymore,
293
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,220
Dean held my hand.
294
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,525
Feels like, uh...
295
00:19:01,826 --> 00:19:03,595
every day's a bad day now.
296
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:09,166
Um, sorry, uh...
297
00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:14,606
It hurts. Like, um,
it's literally painful.
298
00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:17,941
But I like it because
299
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,678
if I don't have
the pain, then...
300
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,448
he's really gone.
301
00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:26,785
And I'm actually alone.
302
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:50,602
Excuse me.
303
00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:54,004
Hi. Um, is anybody sitting here?
304
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,041
No. Um, yeah, feel free.
305
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,644
Uh, I'm almost done,
but, uh, yeah,
306
00:20:59,777 --> 00:21:01,946
I-I don't have anywhere
to be, so...
307
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:04,949
Oh. Oh, no, sorry. I just
want the chair.
308
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:06,985
Yeah.
309
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,220
- Take it.
- Okay, thanks.
310
00:21:18,161 --> 00:21:19,397
That was tragic.
311
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,333
- Oh, you saw that?
- I did, yeah. We all did.
312
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,201
Everyone in the diner.
313
00:21:24,335 --> 00:21:26,069
You have to leave.
You can't be here anymore.
314
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,539
- We voted.
- Oh.
315
00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:29,507
I know. Come on.
I'll escort you out.
316
00:21:29,641 --> 00:21:31,009
Come on.
You have to come with me.
317
00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:34,077
No, leave the sandwich.
Yeah. Yeah. Here we go.
318
00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:39,216
Oh, my God, were you just
looking at my butt?
319
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,184
No.
320
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:44,722
They make
really good sandwiches.
321
00:21:44,856 --> 00:21:46,758
Oh, I don't like
really good sandwiches.
322
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,158
I like good ones.
323
00:21:49,159 --> 00:21:50,929
What's your favorite sandwich?
324
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,530
- BLT.
- Mm.
325
00:21:52,664 --> 00:21:55,165
- We can skip the small talk.
- Yeah, yeah, we can.
326
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,868
Hmm. Ooh.
327
00:21:57,001 --> 00:21:59,236
What's your relationship like
with your father?
328
00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,705
Are you close with your parents?
329
00:22:00,838 --> 00:22:02,740
No, you can't answer a question
with a question.
330
00:22:03,508 --> 00:22:04,776
- I'm close with my father.
- Mm.
331
00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:06,176
We don't talk much.
332
00:22:06,311 --> 00:22:08,513
It's an unspoken closeness.
He lives in Japan.
333
00:22:08,646 --> 00:22:09,781
- Japan?
- Yeah.
334
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,349
- Why Japan?
- Uh, I was born in Japan.
335
00:22:11,482 --> 00:22:12,951
He's a professor in Osaka.
336
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,552
- Wait, really? Are you fluent?
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:22:14,686 --> 00:22:16,219
Well, I mean,
I-I understand fluently,
338
00:22:16,354 --> 00:22:18,289
but my accent's sort of--
Anyway.
339
00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:20,758
Uh, so don't ask me
to say anything.
340
00:22:27,732 --> 00:22:29,199
What did I just say?
341
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:31,569
- Something about milkshakes.
- Oh, my God.
342
00:22:31,703 --> 00:22:33,304
- You're a skinny fucking liar.
- Why do you speak Japanese?
343
00:22:33,438 --> 00:22:35,238
Because I lived in Tokyo.
Why would you lie to me?
344
00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:38,776
Is this over?
345
00:22:40,378 --> 00:22:41,613
No, you're cute.
346
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,415
I'm kind of obsessed
with you.
347
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,818
- Wait, where did you park?
- No, we passed it.
348
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:49,287
- Why didn't you say anything?
- I was following you.
349
00:22:51,022 --> 00:22:53,257
Aw. You like following me?
350
00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:03,233
Tell me something
you've never told anyone.
351
00:23:04,268 --> 00:23:05,603
I've never seen Steel Magnolias.
352
00:23:05,737 --> 00:23:07,905
- Oh, that's so hot.
- Yeah? Your turn.
353
00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:10,173
Uh, in eighth-grade science,
I put the father hamster
354
00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:11,609
back in the cage
with the mother hamster,
355
00:23:11,743 --> 00:23:13,344
and he ate two of the babies.
356
00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:15,613
Oh, that's kind of kinky.
357
00:23:17,782 --> 00:23:19,517
If we were in a relationship,
we could share clothes.
358
00:23:19,651 --> 00:23:21,619
I don't think
we're the same size.
359
00:23:21,753 --> 00:23:23,588
- How tall are you?
- Five-ten.
360
00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:26,124
Mmm. I'm five-ten.
Twins.
361
00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:29,794
These even real?
362
00:23:29,927 --> 00:23:31,663
- You know, I am a twin.
- What?
363
00:23:31,796 --> 00:23:33,931
- I'm a twin.
- You have a twin?
364
00:23:34,065 --> 00:23:35,700
Yeah. Pinch my nipple.
365
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,502
- You messing with me right now?
- No.
366
00:23:37,635 --> 00:23:39,837
Are you monozygotic?
367
00:23:39,971 --> 00:23:41,706
- If that means identical, yeah.
- Oh!
368
00:23:41,839 --> 00:23:44,075
I am obsessed with twins.
I owned the entire
369
00:23:44,241 --> 00:23:46,176
New Adventures of Mary-Kate
and Ashley book series.
370
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:48,279
I watched all their movies
371
00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:50,381
and all of their
abruptly canceled TV series.
372
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:53,317
I asked my mom for a twin
every Christmas from age five...
373
00:23:53,451 --> 00:23:55,119
...until I learned what sex was.
374
00:23:55,253 --> 00:23:56,954
I can't believe
you have a twin.
375
00:23:57,088 --> 00:23:58,389
- I love twins.
- Yeah?
376
00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:00,124
- Yeah.
- His name's Roman.
377
00:24:00,258 --> 00:24:03,828
Oh, Rocky and Roman.
I fucking love that.
378
00:24:06,297 --> 00:24:09,400
Does he live in Portland?
Does he live in this building?
379
00:24:11,602 --> 00:24:13,236
Did you just get harder?
380
00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:19,711
So, did you ever switch places?
381
00:24:19,844 --> 00:24:21,345
Sophomore year.
382
00:24:21,479 --> 00:24:23,715
Geometry final.
383
00:24:23,848 --> 00:24:25,683
What's the longest sentence
384
00:24:25,817 --> 00:24:27,652
you've ever said in unison?
385
00:24:27,785 --> 00:24:29,219
"All that she wants
is another bagel."
386
00:24:29,353 --> 00:24:31,322
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna come.
387
00:24:37,128 --> 00:24:39,063
So, why are you
so obsessed with twins?
388
00:24:39,197 --> 00:24:41,199
Mm. I don't want to tell you.
389
00:24:41,332 --> 00:24:42,767
Oh, you're gonna tell me anyway.
Come on.
390
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,234
It's embarrassing.
391
00:24:44,368 --> 00:24:47,171
Well, you've crossed
that threshold tonight...
392
00:24:47,305 --> 00:24:49,340
...multiple times.
393
00:24:49,474 --> 00:24:51,876
Uh, um...
394
00:24:53,478 --> 00:24:56,948
I constructed this fantasy
that my mother took me
395
00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:58,850
and my father took my twin,
396
00:24:58,983 --> 00:25:00,585
and they never wanted us
to meet,
397
00:25:00,718 --> 00:25:02,086
and that's why
398
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:04,355
I was never allowed
to visit him in Japan.
399
00:25:05,723 --> 00:25:07,425
Did you really believe that?
400
00:25:08,159 --> 00:25:10,261
Mm, maybe.
401
00:25:10,394 --> 00:25:12,697
I don't know. I wanted to.
402
00:25:13,898 --> 00:25:16,100
They say we're born alone,
403
00:25:16,234 --> 00:25:18,536
we live alone and we die alone,
404
00:25:18,669 --> 00:25:21,806
but... for twins,
that isn't true.
405
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:24,642
You have a built-in best friend.
406
00:25:28,045 --> 00:25:30,114
No, twins can get lonely too.
407
00:25:31,082 --> 00:25:32,750
I'm incredibly lonely.
408
00:25:32,884 --> 00:25:35,286
Mm-mm. You're just saying that
to make me feel better
409
00:25:35,419 --> 00:25:37,421
- about myself.
- I'm not. I mean it.
410
00:25:37,555 --> 00:25:38,623
I mean it.
411
00:25:40,725 --> 00:25:43,060
I'm very adept at...
412
00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:46,265
sharing myself
with other people.
413
00:25:48,032 --> 00:25:49,767
But sometimes I can run empty.
414
00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:53,137
Because...
415
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:59,477
I'm always giving
and not so much receiving.
416
00:26:00,444 --> 00:26:02,180
With Roman, it's fifty-fifty.
417
00:26:02,814 --> 00:26:04,415
Well, it was. I mean, we...
418
00:26:05,550 --> 00:26:07,618
we don't really talk
that much anymore.
419
00:26:08,152 --> 00:26:09,487
What happened?
420
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:10,788
Just life.
421
00:26:13,057 --> 00:26:15,993
Growing up, we were attached
by the hip, obviously, but...
422
00:26:21,098 --> 00:26:23,968
We're very different... now.
423
00:26:24,836 --> 00:26:26,137
And I think that's...
424
00:26:27,605 --> 00:26:29,340
I think it's harder for him.
425
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:34,212
There's a photo of us as kids
where we're wearing
426
00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:38,317
these matching pajamas,
and to this day,
427
00:26:38,449 --> 00:26:41,986
I could not tell you
which one I am in the picture.
428
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:43,288
It's crazy.
429
00:26:44,622 --> 00:26:45,823
I was "We."
430
00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:48,359
And now, I'm "I."
431
00:26:49,994 --> 00:26:51,296
You miss him.
432
00:26:51,796 --> 00:26:53,332
Very much.
433
00:27:00,104 --> 00:27:01,639
He's my favorite person.
434
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,244
He thinks I'm the good twin,
but it's him.
435
00:27:08,347 --> 00:27:10,214
When we were really little, I...
436
00:27:10,349 --> 00:27:13,084
I broke my big toe
tripping up the stairs one time,
437
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:16,053
and later that same day,
438
00:27:16,187 --> 00:27:20,424
Roman comes home
and has a broken foot.
439
00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:24,829
He didn't want me to be
in pain by myself.
440
00:27:24,962 --> 00:27:27,398
Oh. Oh, my God, that's adorable.
441
00:27:27,531 --> 00:27:29,166
He probably, like,
dropped a bowling ball
442
00:27:29,301 --> 00:27:30,234
on it or something.
443
00:27:30,369 --> 00:27:31,702
- My God.
- I know.
444
00:27:36,874 --> 00:27:38,509
I've never broken a bone.
445
00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:42,113
Oh, no. Now, it's gonna happen.
446
00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:44,115
It's like a thing.
You can't say that.
447
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:45,216
Okay.
448
00:27:49,254 --> 00:27:50,588
You should call him.
449
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:54,293
Yeah, I should.
450
00:27:54,425 --> 00:27:55,860
You should call him
and I'll listen.
451
00:27:55,993 --> 00:27:57,128
Oh, Jesus.
452
00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:00,598
Hold your hippos.
453
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,434
No, I can't.
454
00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:05,770
I must amend
your broken twinship.
455
00:28:05,903 --> 00:28:07,939
My whole life has been waiting
for this moment.
456
00:28:10,942 --> 00:28:12,443
You're really sweet.
457
00:28:17,382 --> 00:28:19,083
I think you'd be a good twin.
458
00:28:38,703 --> 00:28:40,738
I'm falling in love with you.
459
00:28:43,908 --> 00:28:45,109
I heard that.
460
00:29:05,596 --> 00:29:08,699
I like this font for the OM.
461
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,968
Ugh, lobster? You're killing me.
462
00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:13,571
That's offensive
to sweatshop workers,
463
00:29:13,704 --> 00:29:14,872
don't you think?
464
00:29:16,007 --> 00:29:18,109
Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
465
00:29:18,642 --> 00:29:21,712
I don't really like to talk
about my personal life at work.
466
00:29:21,846 --> 00:29:23,881
Well, it's about
my personal life.
467
00:29:24,815 --> 00:29:26,550
Sure, that's fine.
468
00:29:26,684 --> 00:29:28,185
So I had this amazing date
with a guy,
469
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,154
and we both like
really good sandwiches,
470
00:29:30,288 --> 00:29:32,556
so I texted him on Monday,
"Sandwiches for dinner?"
471
00:29:32,690 --> 00:29:34,825
"How's tomorrow or Wednesday
or Thursday or Friday?"
472
00:29:34,959 --> 00:29:36,395
And he didn't respond.
473
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:38,497
That's too bad.
474
00:29:38,629 --> 00:29:40,531
- Onto the next.
- Well, I'm not done.
475
00:29:40,664 --> 00:29:42,199
So I followed up with him
on Tuesday,
476
00:29:42,334 --> 00:29:44,403
"Actually, can't do Thursday,"
even though I could.
477
00:29:44,535 --> 00:29:47,204
"How's tomorrow,
aka Wednesday or Friday?"
478
00:29:47,339 --> 00:29:48,572
PS, how was your day?"
479
00:29:48,706 --> 00:29:50,342
And nothing.
480
00:29:50,475 --> 00:29:52,310
How long do you think I should
wait before I text him again?
481
00:29:52,444 --> 00:29:54,346
Never text him again.
482
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,847
He doesn't like you.
483
00:29:58,215 --> 00:29:59,183
Mm.
484
00:29:59,717 --> 00:30:00,818
Hi, Dennis.
485
00:30:00,951 --> 00:30:02,653
- Hey, Marcie.
- How's your day going?
486
00:30:02,787 --> 00:30:04,221
Ugh, well. Can I ask you
487
00:30:04,356 --> 00:30:05,524
- a personal question?
- Mm-hmm.
488
00:30:05,656 --> 00:30:07,259
How many consecutive texts
can you send
489
00:30:07,392 --> 00:30:09,026
to a potential soulmate before
you stop respecting yourself?
490
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,530
- I'm at five.
- And he hasn't responded?
491
00:30:11,662 --> 00:30:13,498
No. And we had
the best date ever.
492
00:30:13,631 --> 00:30:15,032
Eight hours awake
and four hours asleep.
493
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,600
I don't understand.
Is he blowing me off?
494
00:30:16,734 --> 00:30:19,103
No, that's silly.
Why would anyone ignore you?
495
00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,439
You're such a great guy.
496
00:30:21,339 --> 00:30:22,907
Maybe he's just really busy.
497
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,742
Sometimes when the phones
are really busy,
498
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:27,546
I forget to reply to things
until days later.
499
00:30:27,678 --> 00:30:29,281
I think some people forget
how much you mean to them
500
00:30:29,414 --> 00:30:30,748
until they see your face,
you know?
501
00:30:30,881 --> 00:30:32,417
Like out of sight, out of mind.
502
00:30:32,551 --> 00:30:34,453
I kind of just wanna
show up at his door,
503
00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:35,920
like that Carole King song.
504
00:30:36,053 --> 00:30:37,188
That's romantic, right?
505
00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:40,292
Maybe. It could be. Yeah.
506
00:30:40,891 --> 00:30:42,360
I mean, you know him
better than I do,
507
00:30:42,494 --> 00:30:43,694
so I say go with your gut.
508
00:30:43,828 --> 00:30:45,129
You're so right.
509
00:30:45,263 --> 00:30:47,031
I knew you were
the person to ask.
510
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,968
Reception.
511
00:30:54,672 --> 00:30:55,773
Hello?
512
00:30:56,441 --> 00:30:57,741
UPS.
513
00:30:57,908 --> 00:30:59,610
Oh, okay.
514
00:31:13,691 --> 00:31:15,126
- Come on.
- Okay.
515
00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:17,995
I can't keep up with this drama.
516
00:31:28,473 --> 00:31:29,574
- Is it really?
- Yeah.
517
00:31:29,707 --> 00:31:30,941
Are you serious?
518
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:33,077
Jesus Christ.
519
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,640
I'm traversing here!
520
00:32:01,772 --> 00:32:03,341
- I've always wanted
to say that.
- Wait,
521
00:32:03,475 --> 00:32:05,544
that was so sexy.
522
00:32:11,782 --> 00:32:12,850
Rocky!
523
00:32:13,984 --> 00:32:15,786
Fuck you!
524
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,522
Do you know that guy?
525
00:32:17,656 --> 00:32:19,391
Yeah. Give me two minutes.
526
00:32:22,494 --> 00:32:23,528
Hi.
527
00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,667
I was gonna call you.
528
00:33:30,227 --> 00:33:33,030
Hi. You've reached the voicemail
of Dennis Benver.
529
00:33:33,163 --> 00:33:35,766
I'm sorry I can't get
to the phone right now.
530
00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:39,203
I'll try calling you back
at a future time and date.
531
00:33:39,337 --> 00:33:42,307
Hi. You've reached
the voicemail of Dennis.
532
00:33:42,906 --> 00:33:44,276
I'm so sorry I missed your call,
533
00:33:44,409 --> 00:33:45,809
but if you leave your name
and your number,
534
00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:49,046
I'll get back to you
in a reasonable time.
535
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,716
Thanks for calling.
Leave a message.
536
00:33:51,849 --> 00:33:55,754
I'm sorry. The call you entered
cannot be completed as dialed.
537
00:33:55,886 --> 00:33:57,821
- Please hang up and try again.
- Hi.
538
00:33:57,955 --> 00:34:01,326
If you need help, hang up
and then call your operator.
539
00:34:04,729 --> 00:34:07,265
Hey, uh...
540
00:34:07,931 --> 00:34:09,800
Nobody's ever gonna hear this.
Um...
541
00:34:11,469 --> 00:34:14,104
I answered a call
from an unknown number once,
542
00:34:14,272 --> 00:34:17,275
and he said,
"Hey, I was thinking about you.
543
00:34:17,409 --> 00:34:18,809
What are you doing tonight?"
544
00:34:19,577 --> 00:34:23,147
And we baked
a strawberry shortcake.
545
00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:26,984
And in the morning,
546
00:34:27,151 --> 00:34:28,620
I went looking
for another slice.
547
00:34:30,455 --> 00:34:32,490
I forgot it was just a dream.
548
00:35:13,498 --> 00:35:14,799
We don't bite.
549
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,737
Oh, sorry. I think I'm lost.
550
00:35:18,869 --> 00:35:20,137
I understand.
551
00:35:20,839 --> 00:35:22,841
You can just listen if you want.
552
00:35:25,543 --> 00:35:27,177
What's your twin's name?
553
00:35:33,852 --> 00:35:36,354
Rocky was scared of the dark
when we were kids.
554
00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:39,691
We had bunk beds,
555
00:35:40,492 --> 00:35:44,329
but me and him
would always share the top bunk.
556
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,931
So, the monsters
couldn't get him.
557
00:35:50,869 --> 00:35:54,406
Then one night,
he said that he wasn't afraid.
558
00:35:55,807 --> 00:35:58,075
And that I was the one
who was afraid.
559
00:35:59,209 --> 00:36:00,578
Fucking pissed me off.
560
00:36:02,212 --> 00:36:03,180
Uh...
561
00:36:03,815 --> 00:36:06,284
We were probably too old
to be sharing a bed
562
00:36:06,418 --> 00:36:08,118
at that point, anyway.
563
00:36:11,322 --> 00:36:14,526
I don't-- I don't know
why I was telling that story.
564
00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:00,137
- Hi, Dennis!
- Oh, fuck me!
565
00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:02,807
Oh, sorry,
I didn't mean to startle you.
566
00:37:02,941 --> 00:37:04,174
I thought I was
the last one here.
567
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,743
Are you still working?
568
00:37:05,877 --> 00:37:07,612
No, I'm studying.
569
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:09,481
For the LSAT.
570
00:37:10,281 --> 00:37:12,283
I didn't know
you wanted to be a lawyer.
571
00:37:12,417 --> 00:37:14,352
That's so cool! Wow!
572
00:37:18,289 --> 00:37:19,591
Okay, well, have a good night.
573
00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:23,461
Okay!
Bye, Dennis. Oh, and good luck.
574
00:37:39,811 --> 00:37:41,412
- Hello?
- Hey.
575
00:37:41,579 --> 00:37:43,281
It's Roman.
576
00:37:43,414 --> 00:37:44,315
Hey.
577
00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:46,551
You wanna get groceries
with me?
578
00:37:47,285 --> 00:37:50,788
Yeah! I've been, um,
meaning to go to the store.
579
00:37:56,427 --> 00:38:00,230
♪ I might forget to
turn out all the lights ♪
580
00:38:00,398 --> 00:38:02,901
♪ But you take care of me ♪
581
00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:05,837
♪ When I have to leave ♪
582
00:38:06,004 --> 00:38:10,008
♪ At dawn ♪
583
00:38:11,709 --> 00:38:15,580
♪ I might sleep in
Past all my alarms ♪
584
00:38:15,747 --> 00:38:18,248
♪ But you take care of us ♪
585
00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:21,019
♪ When I make it tough ♪
586
00:38:21,184 --> 00:38:26,056
♪ Because ♪
587
00:38:26,223 --> 00:38:28,860
♪ It takes all that I got ♪
588
00:38:29,027 --> 00:38:30,862
♪ Not to fuck this up ♪
589
00:38:31,029 --> 00:38:33,531
♪ So, won't you let me know ♪
590
00:38:33,698 --> 00:38:36,133
♪ If I'm not alone ♪
591
00:38:36,301 --> 00:38:40,738
♪ Leaning on you ♪
592
00:38:42,574 --> 00:38:44,107
♪ Was I fearless... ♪
593
00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:45,443
Rocky!
594
00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:49,614
Oh. Wow. You...
595
00:38:49,747 --> 00:38:52,383
Sorry,
you must be Rocky's brother?
596
00:38:52,517 --> 00:38:54,552
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
597
00:38:54,686 --> 00:38:56,921
Um, I'm so sorry
for your loss.
598
00:38:57,055 --> 00:38:59,724
Thanks.
Were you at the service or...
599
00:38:59,857 --> 00:39:02,527
No, I was-- I was in Tahiti,
for work.
600
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:06,264
Uh, but I was--
I was there when he died.
601
00:39:06,397 --> 00:39:08,066
Oh, you're that guy.
602
00:39:08,198 --> 00:39:09,767
We were just trying
to get some froyo,
603
00:39:09,901 --> 00:39:13,638
and this crazy fucking lunatic,
like, starts screaming at us.
604
00:39:13,771 --> 00:39:15,340
And so,
Rocky stepped into the street,
605
00:39:15,473 --> 00:39:17,442
and this car came out of,
like, nowhere,
606
00:39:17,575 --> 00:39:19,142
and I heard
this crunching sound.
607
00:39:19,277 --> 00:39:21,879
Wow. Um, you don't need
to hear all that.
608
00:39:22,013 --> 00:39:25,049
I'm sorry. I'm in the process
of switching therapists.
609
00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:28,886
Did you get a look
at the crazy screaming guy or...
610
00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:33,223
I couldn't tell you, honestly.
It just-- It happened so fast.
611
00:39:33,358 --> 00:39:35,093
Uh, I didn't get
a good look at him.
612
00:39:35,225 --> 00:39:38,062
Oh. I've just, uh,
thought a lot about
613
00:39:38,195 --> 00:39:40,798
what I would do to that guy
if I ever saw him.
614
00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:44,636
Rip his fucking testicles
right out of his throat,
615
00:39:44,769 --> 00:39:46,971
shove them back down
through his own dick hole,
616
00:39:47,105 --> 00:39:48,373
back out his ass.
617
00:39:49,107 --> 00:39:52,142
Pummel his fucking face till
he was past his expiration date.
618
00:39:56,381 --> 00:39:57,849
Hi. I'm sorry. I didn't--
619
00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:00,418
I didn't mean to interrupt
your conversation,
620
00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:02,320
but, um... Oh!
621
00:40:03,321 --> 00:40:04,589
Do I know you?
622
00:40:05,923 --> 00:40:07,759
No, sorry. I'm-I'm Rupert.
623
00:40:07,892 --> 00:40:09,927
- I'm just visiting from London.
- Oh.
624
00:40:10,061 --> 00:40:11,596
But it happens to me
all the time, actually.
625
00:40:11,729 --> 00:40:13,831
One of those faces.
All the time. I always say that.
626
00:40:13,965 --> 00:40:15,767
Okay. Well, that must be,
627
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:16,968
that must be very nice.
628
00:40:17,101 --> 00:40:18,436
Anyway,
I just wanted to say "Hi,"
629
00:40:18,569 --> 00:40:20,938
and, um, sorry this was awkward,
630
00:40:21,072 --> 00:40:22,774
but, yeah, my condolences.
631
00:40:22,907 --> 00:40:24,709
- Bye, Rupert.
- Thanks.
632
00:40:25,643 --> 00:40:26,711
Have a good one.
633
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,715
What the hell was that?
634
00:40:31,315 --> 00:40:33,216
I start
talking in different accents
635
00:40:33,351 --> 00:40:35,185
when I find someone attractive.
636
00:40:35,753 --> 00:40:37,055
It's a defense mechanism.
637
00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:39,189
Wait, shit.
638
00:40:39,323 --> 00:40:40,491
- Let me go get him back.
- No!
639
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,328
So was he your type?
640
00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:45,697
Uh...
641
00:40:46,998 --> 00:40:49,000
I don't think I have a type.
642
00:40:51,602 --> 00:40:53,304
You know, there's a gay guy
at work.
643
00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:54,505
Sam.
644
00:40:55,306 --> 00:40:57,742
You should meet him.
I think you'd really get along.
645
00:40:58,443 --> 00:41:00,144
You know, that's sort of like,
"You're both Asian.
646
00:41:00,278 --> 00:41:02,080
I'm sure you have lots
of Asian things to talk about."
647
00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:03,981
No, man,
I'm trying to hook you up.
648
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:05,650
Come on.
649
00:41:07,652 --> 00:41:09,187
What kind of girls are you into?
650
00:41:11,622 --> 00:41:13,691
I like boobs.
651
00:41:14,525 --> 00:41:17,361
But honestly, at this point,
I just wanna meet a nice girl.
652
00:41:17,995 --> 00:41:19,430
Nice girls don't have boobs?
653
00:41:20,998 --> 00:41:22,533
If you find one, let me know.
654
00:41:23,034 --> 00:41:24,335
Together or separate?
655
00:41:24,469 --> 00:41:25,937
- Together.
- Separate.
656
00:41:31,142 --> 00:41:33,711
Why is this fucking light on?
657
00:41:34,545 --> 00:41:38,382
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- How did you guys know?
658
00:41:38,549 --> 00:41:40,118
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- I never talk about
659
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:42,120
my personal life!
660
00:41:42,286 --> 00:41:46,958
♪ Happy birthday, dear Sage ♪
661
00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,594
♪ Happy birthday to... ♪
662
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:54,766
- Hi, Dennis.
- Mm, hi, Marcie.
663
00:41:54,899 --> 00:41:57,468
- You look really happy.
- Mm, thanks.
664
00:41:58,169 --> 00:42:01,606
- I am happy.
- That's amazing! Good for you.
665
00:42:01,739 --> 00:42:05,076
Yeah. I'm going to Seattle
this weekend for a hockey game.
666
00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:08,546
Ah, how exciting.
I love winter sports.
667
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:09,947
It's the Michigan in me.
668
00:42:10,548 --> 00:42:12,150
Yeah, it's a bit testosterone-y
for my taste,
669
00:42:12,283 --> 00:42:13,417
but Roman's into it,
670
00:42:13,551 --> 00:42:15,419
and relationships
are about compromise.
671
00:42:15,553 --> 00:42:17,488
Ooh! Who's Roman?
672
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:18,990
Is he your boyfriend?
673
00:42:19,123 --> 00:42:22,560
No. Um, we're just pals.
674
00:42:23,461 --> 00:42:25,296
- That's really nice.
- Yeah.
675
00:42:26,731 --> 00:42:29,934
- Are you married?
- Me?
676
00:42:30,067 --> 00:42:32,670
No. Um, did you think
I was married?
677
00:42:34,138 --> 00:42:35,473
Yeah, you just seem like someone
678
00:42:35,606 --> 00:42:36,808
who would be married
by your age.
679
00:42:37,408 --> 00:42:39,076
It's funny you say that,
because all the women
680
00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:40,645
in my family married very young,
681
00:42:40,778 --> 00:42:41,946
and I always thought
682
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:44,248
I would have a kid
before I turned 28.
683
00:42:44,382 --> 00:42:46,317
And sure, these days,
there are advancements,
684
00:42:46,450 --> 00:42:49,086
but the clock is still ticking.
685
00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,289
For my eggs.
686
00:42:53,424 --> 00:42:54,859
Right, well,
I'm gonna get more cake.
687
00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:56,661
Okay. I'll just stand here.
688
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:14,279
♪ She rolls the window down ♪
689
00:43:15,246 --> 00:43:19,318
♪ And she talks
over the sound ♪
690
00:43:20,418 --> 00:43:24,689
♪ Of the cars that pass us by ♪
691
00:43:24,856 --> 00:43:26,691
♪ And I don't know why ♪
692
00:43:26,858 --> 00:43:29,994
♪ But she's changed my mind ♪
693
00:43:30,928 --> 00:43:33,197
♪ Would you look at her
She looks at me ♪
694
00:43:33,364 --> 00:43:35,900
♪ She's got me thinking
About her constantly ♪
695
00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:39,670
♪ But she don't know
How I feel ♪
696
00:43:40,838 --> 00:43:43,574
♪ And as she carries on
Without a doubt ♪
697
00:43:43,741 --> 00:43:46,410
♪ I wonder
If she's figured out ♪
698
00:43:46,577 --> 00:43:48,813
♪ I'm crazy for this girl... ♪
699
00:43:51,582 --> 00:43:55,820
♪ Yeah, I'm crazy
for this girl ♪
700
00:44:05,364 --> 00:44:07,164
So she asked
if I want an ice cream cone,
701
00:44:07,299 --> 00:44:09,667
and I said, "Yes, but I would
like ice cream in it."
702
00:44:11,035 --> 00:44:12,203
- Ah.
- What?
703
00:44:12,337 --> 00:44:14,005
Nothing.
My dog jaw's bothering me.
704
00:44:14,138 --> 00:44:15,239
- Your dog jaw?
- Yeah.
705
00:44:15,374 --> 00:44:17,074
- You never heard of dog jaw?
- No.
706
00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:18,743
It's like I was born
with a jawbone
707
00:44:18,876 --> 00:44:20,411
that's shaped like a paw print.
708
00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:21,679
- What?
- Here. Yeah, you can feel it
right here.
709
00:44:21,812 --> 00:44:23,214
- Here?
- Yeah.
710
00:44:23,348 --> 00:44:24,715
Faggots.
711
00:44:24,849 --> 00:44:26,285
Wait, what'd you say?
712
00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:29,186
- It's fine. Let it go.
- Hey! Fuck did you say?
713
00:44:31,856 --> 00:44:33,424
I said, "Look at those faggots."
714
00:44:34,393 --> 00:44:35,526
Why don't you apologize?
715
00:44:36,594 --> 00:44:38,229
Hey, why don't you suck my dick?
716
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,198
Okay, I will suck whosever dick
717
00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:43,634
if we can just
de-escalate the situation.
718
00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:45,202
You should listen
to your girlfriend.
719
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:46,871
Say you're sorry.
720
00:44:52,510 --> 00:44:53,744
I'm sorry.
721
00:44:59,351 --> 00:45:02,053
Fuck you!
722
00:45:02,186 --> 00:45:05,122
Oh. There's one here. Oh!
723
00:45:07,292 --> 00:45:08,626
Oh, no.
I don't like this.
724
00:45:08,759 --> 00:45:10,962
Oh, oh, what? Ow!
725
00:45:11,095 --> 00:45:12,431
Come here,
you little fucking piece
726
00:45:12,563 --> 00:45:15,833
of shit!
727
00:45:15,967 --> 00:45:17,468
Roman.
728
00:45:17,601 --> 00:45:19,103
Roman. Roman.
729
00:45:19,236 --> 00:45:21,138
Roman, Roman, Roman!
Stop, stop, stop!
730
00:45:23,574 --> 00:45:24,642
Oh, fuck!
731
00:45:24,775 --> 00:45:26,510
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Oh, fuck.
732
00:45:26,644 --> 00:45:28,313
Fuck!
733
00:45:30,781 --> 00:45:33,150
I thought Gen Z
was supposed to be nice.
734
00:45:37,255 --> 00:45:39,156
I got ice in a bucket.
735
00:45:39,291 --> 00:45:40,591
Need me to put it
anywhere on you?
736
00:45:40,725 --> 00:45:43,094
Yeah, my bourbon.
I poured you one too.
737
00:45:49,734 --> 00:45:51,470
All right.
738
00:45:51,602 --> 00:45:53,037
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
739
00:45:58,576 --> 00:46:01,512
Okay.
740
00:46:05,116 --> 00:46:07,452
So, where'd you learn
to beat people up?
741
00:46:09,687 --> 00:46:11,856
I took a little karate as a kid,
742
00:46:11,989 --> 00:46:14,326
but I quit
when I didn't make blue belt.
743
00:46:15,192 --> 00:46:17,995
Then I guess I dabbled
in some MMA after high school,
744
00:46:18,129 --> 00:46:20,499
but honestly, you don't learn
to fight in a classroom.
745
00:46:20,631 --> 00:46:22,233
You learn in the streets.
746
00:46:22,367 --> 00:46:24,035
In the streets?
747
00:46:24,168 --> 00:46:26,237
Who are you?
748
00:46:27,705 --> 00:46:28,873
So, you're not mad?
749
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,842
Thought maybe you wouldn't...
750
00:46:33,177 --> 00:46:34,912
condone violence or something.
751
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,814
It was self-defense.
752
00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:39,884
For the first half.
753
00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:44,722
Well, if you're going to hell,
keep going.
754
00:46:44,855 --> 00:46:45,823
Right?
755
00:46:47,158 --> 00:46:49,927
Right.
756
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,732
Hey, can I confess
something to you?
757
00:46:59,070 --> 00:47:01,540
I've been using
Rocky's gym membership.
758
00:47:02,706 --> 00:47:04,108
Pretending I'm him.
759
00:47:08,346 --> 00:47:10,081
It's kind of fucked up, right?
760
00:47:10,848 --> 00:47:12,517
Yeah, that's...
761
00:47:13,318 --> 00:47:14,286
crazy.
762
00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:18,423
You know, I actually got hit
on there the other day.
763
00:47:19,391 --> 00:47:21,792
I thought maybe
the guy knew Rocky, so, uh,
764
00:47:22,327 --> 00:47:23,361
I just went with it.
765
00:47:24,161 --> 00:47:25,397
What did he say?
766
00:47:26,163 --> 00:47:28,232
He was like, "Someone's been
working their arms."
767
00:47:28,366 --> 00:47:31,536
- He did not say that.
- Yeah, he did. Yeah, he...
768
00:47:31,669 --> 00:47:33,904
Then I said, uh, "Yeah,
769
00:47:34,038 --> 00:47:35,906
you know, I've been
working 'em real good."
770
00:47:39,243 --> 00:47:41,413
You're such a tease.
771
00:47:41,546 --> 00:47:42,813
What? I experimented.
772
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,782
- You did?
- Mm.
773
00:47:47,918 --> 00:47:49,588
I, uh...
774
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,556
...kissed a guy at a party once.
775
00:47:54,925 --> 00:47:56,994
It was after Rocky came out.
776
00:47:57,128 --> 00:47:59,130
I think I was just trying
to understand.
777
00:48:01,299 --> 00:48:02,467
I never told him that.
778
00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:13,944
You could talk to me
like I'm Rocky.
779
00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:25,323
Yeah, so you're dead now.
780
00:48:25,457 --> 00:48:27,459
That's what you get
for not looking both ways.
781
00:48:29,494 --> 00:48:30,828
You only wanna look forward.
782
00:48:33,063 --> 00:48:34,698
Sorry, I don't even know
what to...
783
00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:37,768
I can't even remember
the last time
784
00:48:37,902 --> 00:48:39,170
we had a real conversation.
785
00:48:40,838 --> 00:48:44,108
That wasn't, "How's work?"
You know, "How's Mom?"
786
00:48:47,178 --> 00:48:49,046
And it's always
on your time too.
787
00:48:50,247 --> 00:48:51,550
Better things to do, right?
788
00:48:54,653 --> 00:48:56,854
You wished me a "happy birthday"
the day after.
789
00:48:58,256 --> 00:48:59,790
And, I mean,
I know you didn't forget.
790
00:48:59,924 --> 00:49:02,693
Like, I'm-I'm pretty stupid,
but I'm not that fucking stupid.
791
00:49:04,795 --> 00:49:08,300
You know, I actually waited
until midnight, just in case,
792
00:49:08,433 --> 00:49:11,235
and...
and the second it...
793
00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:14,573
Well, I snapped, 'cause...
794
00:49:16,374 --> 00:49:18,410
to be honest,
you're so fucking selfish.
795
00:49:21,379 --> 00:49:23,847
Like, what, you don't-- you...
you don't wanna deal with me?
796
00:49:24,649 --> 00:49:27,718
You know, I'm--
I'm sorry I don't read politics,
797
00:49:27,851 --> 00:49:30,655
or... ...like,
or whatever, but, like...
798
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,661
You know what?
799
00:49:37,562 --> 00:49:39,664
It's your fucking fault
we're like this.
800
00:49:41,366 --> 00:49:43,401
Yeah, you couldn't wait
to get away. I mean, I would've,
801
00:49:43,901 --> 00:49:45,370
I would've followed you
to college.
802
00:49:45,503 --> 00:49:47,037
I would've gone to Japan.
I would've figured it out.
803
00:49:48,406 --> 00:49:50,074
But you never even
fucking asked me!
804
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,548
Sorry.
805
00:49:59,484 --> 00:50:00,851
I'm sorry!
806
00:50:00,985 --> 00:50:02,920
I'm sorry
I can't control my anger.
807
00:50:05,889 --> 00:50:09,093
And I'm sorry I blew up at you
when you told me you like guys.
808
00:50:12,697 --> 00:50:14,633
I'm sorry
I called you a faggot.
809
00:50:17,335 --> 00:50:19,236
I wish I could take it back.
810
00:50:20,904 --> 00:50:22,641
Oh, and your face
when I said it,
811
00:50:22,806 --> 00:50:24,775
I...
812
00:50:24,908 --> 00:50:26,411
I know that's why you left!
813
00:50:28,846 --> 00:50:32,651
I think I was just--
I was scared that...
814
00:50:32,783 --> 00:50:34,918
I don't... I don't know.
815
00:50:35,754 --> 00:50:38,423
If I didn't... if I didn't...
816
00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:42,793
If you weren't like me,
and we weren't the same,
817
00:50:42,926 --> 00:50:45,129
then... then I wouldn't know
who I was, you know?
818
00:50:45,263 --> 00:50:47,064
But that-- but that's okay,
because you...
819
00:50:47,197 --> 00:50:49,301
you can talk about guys,
and I can talk about girls,
820
00:50:49,434 --> 00:50:51,403
and we both still...
821
00:50:51,536 --> 00:50:55,906
you know, like video games,
and-and hockey, and pizza.
822
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,242
Well, everybody likes pizza.
823
00:51:02,447 --> 00:51:04,948
I don't know how
to fucking be here without you.
824
00:51:09,621 --> 00:51:12,524
I don't know how
to fucking be here without you!
825
00:51:14,459 --> 00:51:18,195
I don't know how
to fucking be here without you!
826
00:51:35,647 --> 00:51:37,482
I wish you could've met Rocky.
827
00:51:41,319 --> 00:51:42,986
He would've really liked you.
828
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:56,835
There might not be
a lot of people there.
829
00:51:56,967 --> 00:51:59,903
Just so you know, uh,
Marcie's kind of a...
830
00:52:00,037 --> 00:52:02,139
I mean, I don't wanna say
she's a loser, but,
831
00:52:02,273 --> 00:52:03,475
I mean, you'll see.
832
00:52:10,348 --> 00:52:11,483
♪ See you
blowing me a kiss... ♪
833
00:52:11,616 --> 00:52:12,550
Roman?
834
00:52:13,685 --> 00:52:15,587
Whoa, Sammy.
What are you doing here?
835
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,756
Oh, I took a woodworking class
with Marcie.
836
00:52:17,888 --> 00:52:19,156
What are you doing here?
837
00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:21,426
This is my buddy Dennis.
He works with Marcie.
838
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,429
Oh, hey, what's up?
I'm-I'm Sammy.
839
00:52:24,562 --> 00:52:26,096
Hi.
840
00:52:26,230 --> 00:52:27,332
He's the gay guy from work
841
00:52:27,465 --> 00:52:28,767
I was telling you about.
842
00:52:28,899 --> 00:52:30,435
What are the odds?
843
00:52:30,568 --> 00:52:32,069
Hi. I hear
we have a lot in common.
844
00:52:32,670 --> 00:52:33,838
Do you?
845
00:52:33,971 --> 00:52:35,340
I'll go get us
a couple of drinks.
846
00:52:35,473 --> 00:52:37,442
Why don't, uh, you two mingle?
847
00:52:38,376 --> 00:52:42,414
♪ Not like we have a date
with destiny ♪
848
00:52:43,281 --> 00:52:46,083
♪ It's just a little crush... ♪
849
00:52:46,216 --> 00:52:48,520
- Oh, I fucking hate that song.
- I love this song.
850
00:52:51,489 --> 00:52:54,526
Hmm. So, uh, you like wood?
851
00:52:55,192 --> 00:52:59,096
- Um...
- Oh, uh... Yeah.
852
00:52:59,229 --> 00:53:01,533
I, uh, I like to use my hands.
853
00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:02,901
I have soft hands.
854
00:53:03,934 --> 00:53:05,403
- Cool.
- I was told I have the hands
855
00:53:05,537 --> 00:53:07,070
of somebody who's never worked
a day in their life.
856
00:53:07,204 --> 00:53:09,206
- Wow!
- I think by my mother.
857
00:53:10,875 --> 00:53:11,810
Hi!
858
00:53:12,176 --> 00:53:13,778
Hi. Sorry, I'm-I'm...
859
00:53:13,912 --> 00:53:15,212
- Can I feel?
- ...Roman.
860
00:53:15,346 --> 00:53:16,947
- Yeah.
- I'm Marcie.
861
00:53:20,552 --> 00:53:21,653
Very soft.
862
00:53:22,687 --> 00:53:23,621
Yeah.
863
00:53:25,390 --> 00:53:26,491
Um...
864
00:53:27,892 --> 00:53:29,427
any other hobbies?
865
00:53:29,561 --> 00:53:34,064
Hiking, skiing, paragliding,
rock climbing, mountainboarding,
866
00:53:34,198 --> 00:53:36,668
white water rafting. Parkour.
867
00:53:37,402 --> 00:53:38,969
Feel like that's too many.
868
00:53:39,102 --> 00:53:40,438
It's a bit of a problem.
869
00:53:40,572 --> 00:53:42,941
I'm sort of an adrena-junkie,
you know?
870
00:53:43,106 --> 00:53:44,909
Isn't parkour dangerous?
871
00:53:45,042 --> 00:53:47,110
- No.
- But people die doing it?
872
00:53:47,712 --> 00:53:48,746
Yes.
873
00:53:50,281 --> 00:53:51,449
Okay.
874
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:53,751
You just have to know
your limits.
875
00:53:53,885 --> 00:53:56,688
I don't know my limits!
876
00:53:57,589 --> 00:53:59,990
Like, what's the wildest thing
you did this year?
877
00:54:01,793 --> 00:54:03,628
Nothing comes to mind. Um...
878
00:54:04,762 --> 00:54:06,431
jury duty. Or I almost--
879
00:54:06,564 --> 00:54:08,999
I had a conflict,
so they didn't pick me.
880
00:54:12,437 --> 00:54:14,339
You're cute.
881
00:54:14,506 --> 00:54:17,375
♪ ...In your eyes ♪
882
00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:19,777
♪ A vision of you and me... ♪
883
00:54:19,944 --> 00:54:21,713
Oh, you never played
the original Sims?
884
00:54:21,846 --> 00:54:23,381
Oh, man, it's the best.
885
00:54:23,515 --> 00:54:25,350
Actually, a lot of people don't
realize it was really hard.
886
00:54:25,483 --> 00:54:26,885
'Cause you don't get weekends,
887
00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:28,686
so you have to spend
all your time going to work,
888
00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:30,889
going to sleep,
showering, cleaning, cooking,
889
00:54:31,021 --> 00:54:33,458
pooping, you know? Sorry.
890
00:54:33,591 --> 00:54:35,560
But, yeah, you really have
to tend to their needs,
891
00:54:35,693 --> 00:54:37,695
'cause, um,
they'll let you know about it.
892
00:54:37,829 --> 00:54:39,196
They get very cranky.
893
00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:42,165
Um, they'll pee their pants.
894
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:45,737
They'll, uh, get
very depressed, actually.
895
00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:47,037
They can get depressed.
896
00:54:47,170 --> 00:54:49,007
Oh. Wow. I...
897
00:54:49,707 --> 00:54:51,509
I always just thought
it was a silly game
898
00:54:51,643 --> 00:54:53,845
- where they talk gibberish.
- No, no, no.
899
00:54:53,978 --> 00:54:57,147
There's stakes. Yeah.
It's life or death out there.
900
00:54:57,282 --> 00:54:59,551
And it's actually not gibberish.
It's Simlish.
901
00:55:00,285 --> 00:55:02,085
It's like
it's whole own language.
902
00:55:09,294 --> 00:55:11,262
Sorry.
903
00:55:11,396 --> 00:55:12,997
Sorry. That's dumb.
904
00:55:14,032 --> 00:55:16,166
No, it's really sweet.
905
00:55:16,301 --> 00:55:18,436
It was just my favorite game
when I was a kid.
906
00:55:19,470 --> 00:55:20,905
I have a twin brother.
907
00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:23,908
We were obsessed with it,
so we just would play it
908
00:55:24,042 --> 00:55:25,543
for hours together.
909
00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:29,280
Real hours,
not Sims hours. Yeah.
910
00:55:29,414 --> 00:55:31,248
Part of me always thought that's
what my life would be like
911
00:55:31,382 --> 00:55:32,784
when we got older too.
912
00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:34,184
Rocky and I would get a house
913
00:55:34,319 --> 00:55:36,119
and shoot hoops
on the SuperDoop,
914
00:55:36,254 --> 00:55:37,789
talk in the hot tub.
915
00:55:37,922 --> 00:55:39,524
I was always
the stay-at-home twin.
916
00:55:39,657 --> 00:55:41,759
He'd get the job, the promotion,
917
00:55:41,893 --> 00:55:45,263
and I'd kind of clean the house,
and, you know, fix things,
918
00:55:45,396 --> 00:55:47,732
and cook the meals, and...
919
00:55:49,199 --> 00:55:50,568
I'd always burn down
the kitchen too.
920
00:55:50,702 --> 00:55:52,470
Uh, he hated that.
921
00:55:53,438 --> 00:55:55,039
Do you and Rocky still play?
922
00:55:55,172 --> 00:55:57,275
No, he, uh,
923
00:55:57,408 --> 00:55:59,877
he passed away
a couple months ago, actually.
924
00:56:00,612 --> 00:56:02,046
Oh, no.
925
00:56:03,081 --> 00:56:05,049
- I'm so sorry.
- Nah, it's okay.
926
00:56:05,617 --> 00:56:07,952
Um, I mean, you didn't know.
927
00:56:10,388 --> 00:56:13,057
I'm so sorry.
928
00:56:14,425 --> 00:56:17,261
- Oh...
- Marcie! Happy--
929
00:56:17,395 --> 00:56:20,163
- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
930
00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:23,133
I'm just an emotional drinker.
931
00:56:23,267 --> 00:56:25,403
Shelly, happy Halloween.
932
00:56:25,536 --> 00:56:27,105
- Happy Halloween!
- You look so great.
933
00:56:27,237 --> 00:56:29,107
Thank you!
934
00:56:50,928 --> 00:56:52,463
- Hey, Marcie.
- Hi, Dennis.
935
00:56:52,597 --> 00:56:54,632
- Great party.
- Yeah. Thanks for coming.
936
00:56:54,766 --> 00:56:56,534
You have so many friends.
Never would've guessed.
937
00:56:56,668 --> 00:56:58,269
Really? Huh.
938
00:56:58,403 --> 00:56:59,704
That's interesting, yeah.
939
00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:01,539
I mean, everyone at work
sees you a certain way,
940
00:57:01,673 --> 00:57:04,241
but I'm actually
an ENFP personality.
941
00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:05,610
Although
my first week working here,
942
00:57:05,743 --> 00:57:07,011
I was getting over mono,
943
00:57:07,145 --> 00:57:08,379
so I tried to avoid
infecting anyone,
944
00:57:08,513 --> 00:57:10,281
and I think I made
a bad impression.
945
00:57:10,415 --> 00:57:11,816
- How'd you get mono?
- I don't know.
946
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:15,019
But I was an RA in college,
and then Kappa Delta,
947
00:57:15,153 --> 00:57:17,622
so I have no problem sharing
a shower with ten other girls.
948
00:57:17,755 --> 00:57:18,990
That's how you got mono?
949
00:57:19,123 --> 00:57:20,223
No.
950
00:57:20,825 --> 00:57:22,694
I'm just saying
I've always been an extrovert.
951
00:57:22,827 --> 00:57:23,795
I just love people.
952
00:57:23,928 --> 00:57:25,563
Oh.
953
00:57:26,330 --> 00:57:27,498
Reception.
954
00:57:27,632 --> 00:57:28,733
Let me transfer you.
955
00:57:30,535 --> 00:57:33,004
I'm sorry, you got me babbling.
Um, did you need something?
956
00:57:33,137 --> 00:57:34,972
Do you remember my friend Roman?
957
00:57:35,106 --> 00:57:37,709
Oh, my gosh, yes. He is so...
958
00:57:38,509 --> 00:57:39,877
Um, I really liked him.
959
00:57:40,011 --> 00:57:41,179
Well, we were thinking
960
00:57:41,312 --> 00:57:43,014
it might be fun
to hang out sometime.
961
00:57:43,147 --> 00:57:45,016
Together. Like a double date.
962
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:48,019
And Roman would be
my designated date?
963
00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:50,188
Yes. Was that not clear?
964
00:57:50,321 --> 00:57:53,858
- Oh, my gosh!
- Um... ...yes!
965
00:57:53,991 --> 00:57:55,993
I'm so there.
966
00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:57,829
Oh, hey, Sammy.
How you doing?
967
00:57:57,962 --> 00:58:00,765
- Hey, what's up?
- Nothing. Nothing.
968
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,669
It was cool running into you
this weekend.
969
00:58:06,170 --> 00:58:08,740
Uh, hey, what'd you think
of my friend Dennis?
970
00:58:10,441 --> 00:58:12,110
- No.
- Okay.
971
00:58:17,715 --> 00:58:19,383
- What is he doing here?
- I ran into him again.
972
00:58:19,517 --> 00:58:20,685
You told me
you thought he was attractive.
973
00:58:20,818 --> 00:58:22,019
What happened to Sammy?
Sammy was great.
974
00:58:22,153 --> 00:58:23,287
Sammy said
that he thought you were cute,
975
00:58:23,421 --> 00:58:24,522
but that he doesn't do cute.
976
00:58:24,655 --> 00:58:26,190
- I can't do this!
- Yes, you can.
977
00:58:26,324 --> 00:58:27,725
I explained everything.
978
00:58:27,859 --> 00:58:30,027
He knows
you're not really from London.
979
00:58:36,501 --> 00:58:38,035
I'm allergic to shellfish,
980
00:58:38,169 --> 00:58:40,438
I once fell off a ski lift...
981
00:58:40,571 --> 00:58:42,907
...um, and I've never been
982
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,543
- to another country.
- Nobody falls off a ski lift.
983
00:58:45,676 --> 00:58:47,411
Everybody's been
to another country.
984
00:58:48,012 --> 00:58:49,747
- I've been to Canada one time.
- Okay.
985
00:58:49,881 --> 00:58:51,983
Oh, gosh.
Okay, you got me.
986
00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:54,886
Wait. Um, so how did you
fall off a ski lift?
987
00:58:55,019 --> 00:58:56,587
Uh, we were kids,
we took a Christmas trip
988
00:58:56,721 --> 00:58:59,490
to Sun Valley once,
and Rocky dropped his glove,
989
00:58:59,624 --> 00:59:01,559
and I reached for it
and tried to grab it.
990
00:59:01,692 --> 00:59:02,894
Yeah.
991
00:59:03,027 --> 00:59:05,563
Head first, ten, 15 feet.
992
00:59:05,696 --> 00:59:08,099
Uh, I remember just hearing
this snap in my wrist.
993
00:59:08,232 --> 00:59:09,901
- Jesus.
- Yeah.
994
00:59:10,034 --> 00:59:12,271
- I love skiing.
- Oh, no way. You like skiing?
995
00:59:12,403 --> 00:59:13,471
Yeah, yeah. I-I ski.
996
00:59:13,604 --> 00:59:15,106
- Um, I'm from Michigan.
- That's cool.
997
00:59:15,239 --> 00:59:16,607
- You don't even have an accent.
- Okay, my turn.
998
00:59:16,741 --> 00:59:19,811
I can't whistle,
I once traded my cat Noodles
999
00:59:19,944 --> 00:59:22,513
for my neighbor's
Princess Diana Beanie Baby.
1000
00:59:22,647 --> 00:59:24,081
The deal was revoked
hours later.
1001
00:59:24,215 --> 00:59:27,218
And what else, what else?
Um, oh.
1002
00:59:27,385 --> 00:59:30,154
I auditioned
for The Real World...
1003
00:59:30,321 --> 00:59:32,023
...San Diego
when I was in college.
1004
00:59:32,156 --> 00:59:35,626
Mm, your second one
is too specific to be a lie.
1005
00:59:35,793 --> 00:59:38,462
And you didn't audition
for Real World.
1006
00:59:38,596 --> 00:59:40,331
Yeah, you hesitated
before that last one.
1007
00:59:40,464 --> 00:59:42,200
- I think that's...
that's probably the lie.
- Yeah.
1008
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,503
I think you can whistle, right?
1009
00:59:46,470 --> 00:59:48,105
- I've never had a cat.
- Oh, my God!
1010
00:59:48,239 --> 00:59:49,974
- What?
- You are so good at this.
1011
00:59:50,107 --> 00:59:51,843
Yeah. Well, the trick is
to say something
1012
00:59:51,976 --> 00:59:56,281
that is emotionally true
but factually false.
1013
00:59:58,015 --> 01:00:00,285
- Yeah.
- Okay, um, my turn.
1014
01:00:00,418 --> 01:00:01,886
Uh, when I was ten,
1015
01:00:02,019 --> 01:00:05,324
I almost lost a testicle
in a diving board accident...
1016
01:00:20,171 --> 01:00:21,505
You know, I used to feel...
1017
01:00:25,409 --> 01:00:29,046
I don't wanna say "superior"
to singletons, but...
1018
01:00:32,116 --> 01:00:33,651
Yeah, like, I felt bad for them.
1019
01:00:35,519 --> 01:00:37,256
And now,
I'm just like everybody else.
1020
01:00:39,190 --> 01:00:40,191
Except worse.
1021
01:00:41,626 --> 01:00:42,593
Because I know.
1022
01:00:46,298 --> 01:00:48,532
I see twins everywhere I go.
1023
01:00:49,368 --> 01:00:51,002
My bar, my park.
1024
01:00:51,736 --> 01:00:53,237
I had to switch juiceries,
1025
01:00:53,372 --> 01:00:56,040
because my go-to hired
twin cashiers.
1026
01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:57,642
- Hi, boys.
- Hey.
1027
01:00:57,775 --> 01:00:59,110
- And good morning.
- Morning.
1028
01:00:59,243 --> 01:01:00,711
I snuck it past security.
1029
01:01:00,845 --> 01:01:03,547
- My God, you're so naughty.
- No, I didn't.
1030
01:01:03,681 --> 01:01:05,683
- I just asked really politely.
- Oh.
1031
01:01:05,816 --> 01:01:07,218
I would've brought you one,
but Roman says
1032
01:01:07,352 --> 01:01:08,586
you don't drink coffee.
1033
01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:10,721
Yeah, coffee's bad
for your teeth. I drink tea.
1034
01:01:12,324 --> 01:01:14,125
You know, tea actually contains
1035
01:01:14,259 --> 01:01:15,760
a higher tannin content
than coffee,
1036
01:01:15,893 --> 01:01:17,862
so it's more likely
to stain your teeth.
1037
01:01:17,995 --> 01:01:19,430
- Interesting fact!
- I didn't know that.
1038
01:01:19,563 --> 01:01:22,401
- Yeah.
- Starbucks sells tea, FYI.
1039
01:01:22,533 --> 01:01:23,901
Oh, I brew my own coffee.
1040
01:01:24,035 --> 01:01:26,070
I just really like
their travel mugs.
1041
01:01:29,774 --> 01:01:31,376
- You look really cute today.
- Thanks, baby.
1042
01:02:00,137 --> 01:02:01,505
Oh, Dennis.
1043
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:03,107
I saw a pair of twins
at the gym yesterday,
1044
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,776
and then I saw another pair
of twins on my walk home.
1045
01:02:05,910 --> 01:02:07,678
It's like they're everywhere.
1046
01:02:07,812 --> 01:02:09,947
- That's the frequency illusion.
- What?
1047
01:02:10,081 --> 01:02:12,351
Also known as
the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
1048
01:02:12,483 --> 01:02:14,419
It's like when I got
my navy blue Prius.
1049
01:02:14,552 --> 01:02:16,754
Suddenly, I was seeing
navy blue Prii everywhere,
1050
01:02:16,887 --> 01:02:19,023
but they'd always been there,
I just wasn't paying attention.
1051
01:02:19,156 --> 01:02:21,826
You are so smart today.
I mean, you're smart every day,
1052
01:02:21,959 --> 01:02:23,428
- but especially today.
- No!
1053
01:02:23,561 --> 01:02:24,862
I was a psychology major.
1054
01:02:24,996 --> 01:02:26,931
That's why
you're a receptionist.
1055
01:02:27,064 --> 01:02:28,367
'Cause you're so good
with people.
1056
01:02:28,499 --> 01:02:30,668
Thanks, Dennis.
1057
01:02:30,801 --> 01:02:33,971
Anyway,
it, uh, reminded me of
the discussion we had in group.
1058
01:02:34,439 --> 01:02:35,873
What group?
1059
01:02:36,007 --> 01:02:37,808
The support group
I'm always talking about.
1060
01:02:38,477 --> 01:02:40,778
Wait, does Dennis have a twin?
1061
01:02:40,911 --> 01:02:43,814
Yeah, that's how we met.
I thought I told you this.
1062
01:02:43,948 --> 01:02:45,016
No, I...
1063
01:02:45,616 --> 01:02:47,285
Dennis, you told me
you were an only child.
1064
01:02:47,419 --> 01:02:49,053
- Mm, I didn't tell you that.
- Yeah, yeah!
1065
01:02:49,186 --> 01:02:50,489
It was bagel Friday.
1066
01:02:50,621 --> 01:02:52,457
I remember,
because I'm an only child too,
1067
01:02:52,590 --> 01:02:54,158
and-and we're both Leos.
1068
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:57,028
Well, I am an only child now,
1069
01:02:57,161 --> 01:02:59,630
because my twin, Dean, died,
and it's very personal,
1070
01:02:59,764 --> 01:03:01,966
so I guess I didn't feel
comfortable telling you that.
1071
01:03:02,533 --> 01:03:04,201
- I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.
1072
01:03:04,336 --> 01:03:07,506
It's okay.
1073
01:03:07,638 --> 01:03:09,640
You know,
I feel like such a doofus,
1074
01:03:09,774 --> 01:03:11,476
because there was
that one time at work
1075
01:03:11,642 --> 01:03:13,978
a couple of months ago,
and I didn't want to pry,
1076
01:03:14,111 --> 01:03:15,546
but you were so sad,
1077
01:03:15,679 --> 01:03:18,215
and-and you were
kind of hard to understand,
1078
01:03:18,350 --> 01:03:19,683
but you were saying
something about
1079
01:03:19,817 --> 01:03:21,719
how the love of your life
had been hit by a--
1080
01:03:21,852 --> 01:03:25,390
No! Stop!
1081
01:03:25,524 --> 01:03:26,991
- Dennis?
- You okay, man?
1082
01:03:27,124 --> 01:03:29,727
Uh, I-I need to get out of here!
I'm-I'm claustrophobic,
1083
01:03:29,860 --> 01:03:31,729
and I don't wanna talk
about Dean!
1084
01:03:31,862 --> 01:03:33,532
I think he's having
an anxiety attack.
1085
01:03:33,664 --> 01:03:36,268
Yes! I-I'm having
an anxiety attack!
1086
01:03:36,401 --> 01:03:40,272
Anxiety attack! Anxiety attack!
1087
01:03:48,547 --> 01:03:50,881
- Hey.
- So, I spoke with Sharon,
the manager--
1088
01:03:51,015 --> 01:03:52,451
Oh, she's a sweetheart.
1089
01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:54,051
Do we want credit or a refund?
1090
01:03:54,819 --> 01:03:56,020
- Refund.
- Credit.
1091
01:03:59,524 --> 01:04:00,791
Jonny died.
1092
01:04:01,926 --> 01:04:03,094
My dog.
1093
01:04:03,861 --> 01:04:06,864
I shouldn't have named him
after my brother.
1094
01:04:07,932 --> 01:04:10,067
It's like he's gone
all over again.
1095
01:04:11,168 --> 01:04:15,806
After... Jonny died,
the real Jonny,
1096
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:18,209
I became glued to my wife.
1097
01:04:19,677 --> 01:04:22,481
She said I was
trying to replace my brother...
1098
01:04:44,369 --> 01:04:46,170
- Dennis.
- Maybe you should get it.
1099
01:04:46,304 --> 01:04:48,340
It's the third time.
It could be an emergency!
1100
01:04:49,807 --> 01:04:51,809
Oh, my God. Shit.
1101
01:04:55,212 --> 01:04:57,516
Hey, buddy, it's late.
Everything okay?
1102
01:04:57,681 --> 01:04:59,284
Yeah, sorry.
Did I wake you?
1103
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,286
No, no.
Just, uh, hanging with Marcie.
1104
01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:03,421
Oh, right, Marcie. So needy.
1105
01:05:03,555 --> 01:05:06,757
- Uh, you're on speaker.
- Hi, Dennis.
1106
01:05:06,891 --> 01:05:07,925
So, what's up?
1107
01:05:08,726 --> 01:05:11,195
Just wanted to see
what you were doing.
1108
01:05:11,829 --> 01:05:13,931
Uh, we're doing nothing,
talking about Christmas
1109
01:05:14,064 --> 01:05:17,935
and stockings and all the stuff
we want to stuff in them.
1110
01:05:18,068 --> 01:05:19,837
Nice. Mm.
1111
01:05:19,970 --> 01:05:21,439
Are you headed home
for Christmas?
1112
01:05:22,072 --> 01:05:26,010
Um, I'll be here, alone, again.
1113
01:05:26,677 --> 01:05:28,879
I mean, don't worry about me.
I'm used to it.
1114
01:05:29,013 --> 01:05:30,282
I'm sure
I'll find something to do.
1115
01:05:30,415 --> 01:05:31,849
You know, I've got that whole
1116
01:05:31,982 --> 01:05:34,619
unread collection of books
I like to look at.
1117
01:05:35,753 --> 01:05:37,955
Dennis, hang on. I'm just gonna
put you on hold for a second.
1118
01:05:38,088 --> 01:05:39,223
Uh, sure.
1119
01:05:39,357 --> 01:05:40,625
Yeah,
I have nothing better to do.
1120
01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:50,368
Hey, buddy,
sorry that took so long. Um,
1121
01:05:51,269 --> 01:05:53,572
how'd you like to spend
Christmas in Moscow?
1122
01:05:54,939 --> 01:05:56,140
Moscow, Idaho?
1123
01:05:56,974 --> 01:05:58,709
That's the one.
1124
01:05:59,910 --> 01:06:02,880
♪ She rolls the window down ♪
1125
01:06:04,114 --> 01:06:05,983
♪ And she talks
over the sound ♪
1126
01:06:06,116 --> 01:06:07,652
Do you have
enough leg room, Dennis?
1127
01:06:08,453 --> 01:06:09,753
No.
1128
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,890
♪ Of the cars
that pass us by... ♪
1129
01:06:13,023 --> 01:06:15,493
- Where are the decorations?
- I'm sorry, what?
1130
01:06:15,627 --> 01:06:17,596
Decorations?
Where are the lights?
Anything? Christmas?
1131
01:06:17,728 --> 01:06:19,598
Where are the decorations?
What are you talking about?
1132
01:06:19,730 --> 01:06:22,066
- Did you not even get a tree?
- No, I didn't get a tree.
1133
01:06:22,199 --> 01:06:24,269
Why don't we call
the fucking butler?
1134
01:06:24,402 --> 01:06:26,203
It's the holiday!
Why wouldn't you get a tree?
1135
01:06:26,338 --> 01:06:28,906
Don't start with me.
Please, don't start with me.
1136
01:06:29,039 --> 01:06:30,575
It's fine.
Why didn't you bring a tree?
1137
01:06:30,709 --> 01:06:32,711
- I'm supposed to lug a tree?
- Whose job is it?
1138
01:06:32,843 --> 01:06:34,379
- No!
- It's selfish! Yes, it is!
1139
01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:36,615
Don't say that to me!
How can you say that to me?
1140
01:06:36,747 --> 01:06:38,416
Because it's the fucking truth!
1141
01:06:38,550 --> 01:06:40,518
It's not what he wanted!
It's not fucking what he wanted!
1142
01:06:40,652 --> 01:06:42,554
You don't know that.
You don't know everything.
1143
01:06:42,687 --> 01:06:44,755
Yes, I do! Everybody
who fucking knew him knew that!
1144
01:06:44,888 --> 01:06:45,889
You don't know everything.
1145
01:06:46,023 --> 01:06:47,224
Do you guys want wine
with dinner?
1146
01:06:47,359 --> 01:06:49,093
- Wine's good.
- Yes, thank you.
1147
01:06:49,226 --> 01:06:52,731
Idaho... Hasn't even fucking
lived here for ten years!
1148
01:06:55,267 --> 01:06:57,302
Do you think
I was being too mean?
1149
01:06:58,737 --> 01:07:01,138
I think you're both grieving.
1150
01:07:03,675 --> 01:07:05,610
Hmm, hey, it's all right.
1151
01:07:06,611 --> 01:07:10,047
- We can still save Christmas.
- What's the point?
1152
01:07:11,248 --> 01:07:13,083
If you're going to hell,
keep going.
1153
01:07:14,586 --> 01:07:16,321
- "Through hell."
- Hmm?
1154
01:07:17,255 --> 01:07:19,557
"If you're going
through hell, keep going."
1155
01:07:20,358 --> 01:07:21,426
Because it gets better.
1156
01:07:23,060 --> 01:07:24,429
It's a Winston Churchill quote.
1157
01:07:25,863 --> 01:07:26,930
Oh.
1158
01:07:27,465 --> 01:07:29,434
Yeah, that makes way more sense.
1159
01:07:31,603 --> 01:07:32,836
I knew that too.
1160
01:07:34,773 --> 01:07:35,939
Nice, buddy.
1161
01:07:38,142 --> 01:07:39,444
Would you please get up?
1162
01:07:40,978 --> 01:07:42,112
It's afternoon.
1163
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:48,353
Mom.
1164
01:07:53,425 --> 01:07:56,994
Socks. Thanks, buddy.
1165
01:07:57,127 --> 01:07:58,596
You're welcome.
1166
01:07:58,730 --> 01:08:00,864
Uh, who's next?
1167
01:08:00,998 --> 01:08:03,100
- Oh, the card's for you, Marcie.
- - Oh!
1168
01:08:07,071 --> 01:08:09,641
Oh, it's a koala.
I love koalas.
1169
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,142
"Merry Christmas. Dennis."
1170
01:08:13,977 --> 01:08:16,381
Oh, God.
A gift card to the Olive Garden.
1171
01:08:16,514 --> 01:08:18,048
I freaking love
the Olive Garden.
1172
01:08:18,182 --> 01:08:19,384
How did you know?
1173
01:08:19,517 --> 01:08:21,018
I just had a feeling.
1174
01:08:21,151 --> 01:08:24,322
I am obsessed
with their Toscana soup.
1175
01:08:24,456 --> 01:08:25,956
Thank you.
1176
01:08:26,090 --> 01:08:27,224
- All right, babe, all right.
- Yeah.
1177
01:08:27,359 --> 01:08:28,793
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
1178
01:08:28,926 --> 01:08:32,630
And, Dennis, this one's for you.
1179
01:08:34,299 --> 01:08:35,700
It's a book.
1180
01:08:55,152 --> 01:08:57,789
I thought you could, uh,
redesign the cover for me.
1181
01:08:58,690 --> 01:09:00,658
It's The Giving Tree.
It's my favorite book.
1182
01:09:01,292 --> 01:09:02,861
It's the only one
I've ever read twice.
1183
01:09:06,364 --> 01:09:07,832
It's an iconic cover.
1184
01:09:08,299 --> 01:09:10,033
Yeah, well, I believe in you.
1185
01:09:10,835 --> 01:09:13,538
I don't get it.
Um, why are you giving Dennis homework?
1186
01:09:13,671 --> 01:09:15,874
Oh. It's his, uh, dream
to be a book designer.
1187
01:09:16,006 --> 01:09:17,575
- Really? That's neat.
- Yeah.
1188
01:09:17,709 --> 01:09:18,777
I didn't know.
1189
01:09:19,711 --> 01:09:21,346
I thought you wanted
to be a lawyer.
1190
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:22,781
No, I hate lawyers.
1191
01:09:23,848 --> 01:09:25,916
Then why were you studying
for the LSAT?
1192
01:09:28,319 --> 01:09:29,554
For fun.
1193
01:09:30,588 --> 01:09:33,023
Oh, why would that be fun
if you hate lawyers?
1194
01:09:33,725 --> 01:09:36,026
I don't know, Marcie.
Why do people walk on hot coals?
1195
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,396
So they can say they did.
1196
01:09:43,033 --> 01:09:44,869
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
1197
01:09:47,104 --> 01:09:49,106
Do you know
when Dennis's twin died?
1198
01:09:49,239 --> 01:09:50,207
Dean?
1199
01:09:50,909 --> 01:09:54,579
Um, I think a year ago,
year and a half maybe.
1200
01:09:55,413 --> 01:09:56,748
Did he live in Portland?
1201
01:09:57,882 --> 01:09:59,584
Dennis said
he worked for the IRS.
1202
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,051
Is the IRS in Portland?
1203
01:10:01,185 --> 01:10:03,153
- Oh, the IRS
is everywhere, baby.
- Oh.
1204
01:10:03,922 --> 01:10:05,956
- Why do you ask?
- No reason.
1205
01:10:17,802 --> 01:10:19,437
- Where is he?
- Oh, my God.
1206
01:10:20,572 --> 01:10:23,106
They went hiking. They said
they'd be back after sunset.
1207
01:10:29,547 --> 01:10:30,981
You like Pokémon?
1208
01:10:32,249 --> 01:10:34,819
Yeah. I like Pokémon.
1209
01:10:34,953 --> 01:10:37,455
Rocky and Roman
loved those cards.
1210
01:10:37,589 --> 01:10:39,156
All they could talk about.
1211
01:10:39,290 --> 01:10:41,124
I spent so much
fucking money on them.
1212
01:10:42,894 --> 01:10:44,529
And then Rocky just left.
1213
01:10:44,662 --> 01:10:46,631
He couldn't be bothered
to take his shit with him.
1214
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:51,336
I'm like a storage unit.
1215
01:10:53,571 --> 01:10:54,706
Do you want 'em?
1216
01:10:56,407 --> 01:10:59,310
Yeah, I-- If you don't
want them, I can take them.
1217
01:11:04,081 --> 01:11:05,884
Roman said you lost a twin.
1218
01:11:09,086 --> 01:11:10,455
I, uh...
1219
01:11:12,323 --> 01:11:13,658
did, yes.
1220
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,229
So you know what it feels like.
1221
01:11:20,765 --> 01:11:22,132
To be split.
1222
01:11:24,469 --> 01:11:25,403
Hmm.
1223
01:11:30,107 --> 01:11:31,543
He doesn't talk to me.
1224
01:11:35,346 --> 01:11:38,683
They say there's nothing worse
than losing a child.
1225
01:11:42,620 --> 01:11:43,922
But maybe there is.
1226
01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:52,162
I'm glad he has someone
who understands.
1227
01:12:16,821 --> 01:12:19,089
I'm heading out.
Before you leave,
1228
01:12:19,222 --> 01:12:21,759
Marcie wants to see you
in the conference room.
1229
01:12:21,893 --> 01:12:23,728
- Why?
- I didn't ask.
1230
01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:25,930
Okay. Have fun at the concert.
1231
01:12:26,064 --> 01:12:28,032
Thanks.
1232
01:12:28,933 --> 01:12:31,603
Did I tell you
I was going to a concert?
1233
01:12:33,004 --> 01:12:34,038
Yes.
1234
01:12:51,923 --> 01:12:53,725
Thank you for agreeing
to meet with me.
1235
01:12:54,926 --> 01:12:56,561
I need to talk to you, Dennis.
1236
01:13:00,698 --> 01:13:02,232
Okay, well, I have somewhere
I have to be.
1237
01:13:02,367 --> 01:13:04,102
You don't really have a twin,
do you?
1238
01:13:05,637 --> 01:13:07,672
Roman mentioned
that Dean passed away,
1239
01:13:07,805 --> 01:13:10,341
like, a year and a half ago,
and that didn't make sense
1240
01:13:10,475 --> 01:13:13,111
because I knew you, like,
a year and a half ago,
and I should've known that.
1241
01:13:13,243 --> 01:13:15,446
And you don't have
photos of him on Instagram,
1242
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:17,482
and I thought,
"Well, that's strange,
1243
01:13:17,615 --> 01:13:20,818
but maybe he deleted them."
1244
01:13:20,952 --> 01:13:24,154
So, yesterday, I texted
my friend Sheri at the IRS,
1245
01:13:24,288 --> 01:13:26,591
and she said there was
no Dean Benver in their records.
1246
01:13:26,724 --> 01:13:28,292
And then last night,
I called Kevin Ross,
1247
01:13:28,426 --> 01:13:29,761
who I saw you went
to high school with.
1248
01:13:29,894 --> 01:13:31,529
I met him
in an oil painting class,
1249
01:13:31,663 --> 01:13:33,364
and he said
you didn't have a brother
1250
01:13:33,498 --> 01:13:36,467
and he's 100 percent sure
because you sat alone
at lunch every day
1251
01:13:36,601 --> 01:13:38,136
and his mom made him go
to your birthday party
1252
01:13:38,269 --> 01:13:40,038
and no one else showed up
and you have a twin bed,
1253
01:13:40,170 --> 01:13:42,205
but just one, and he also
made it sound like
1254
01:13:42,340 --> 01:13:43,841
you fooled around in it,
but I couldn't be sure
1255
01:13:43,975 --> 01:13:45,143
'cause I heard his wife
in the background--
1256
01:13:45,276 --> 01:13:46,411
Why are you spying on me?
1257
01:13:46,544 --> 01:13:48,346
Did you know
Roman's brother Rocky?
1258
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,116
- No.
- I don't believe you.
1259
01:13:52,249 --> 01:13:55,386
Let it go.
1260
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,890
Roman thinks you met
because you lost a twin.
1261
01:13:59,023 --> 01:14:01,559
A twin that doesn't even exist.
1262
01:14:01,693 --> 01:14:03,161
You can't keep this
from him, Dennis.
1263
01:14:03,294 --> 01:14:04,562
He has to know the truth.
1264
01:14:04,696 --> 01:14:06,497
I will tell him when I'm ready.
1265
01:14:06,631 --> 01:14:08,299
You need to tell him now
or I will.
1266
01:14:08,433 --> 01:14:10,134
You're not telling him, Marcie.
1267
01:14:10,268 --> 01:14:11,669
I mean, God,
you have everything.
1268
01:14:11,803 --> 01:14:13,471
Everybody likes you,
you have a million friends,
1269
01:14:13,604 --> 01:14:14,972
you have both your parents.
1270
01:14:15,106 --> 01:14:17,075
I bet none of your houseplants
ever fucking die.
1271
01:14:18,009 --> 01:14:19,744
Let me have one good thing.
1272
01:14:20,511 --> 01:14:22,346
I'm happy. He's happy.
I help him.
1273
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:23,915
When he needed
somebody to talk to at 3:00
1274
01:14:24,048 --> 01:14:25,583
in the morning, I'm the one
who picked up the phone.
1275
01:14:25,717 --> 01:14:27,151
Where the fuck
were you then, huh?
1276
01:14:27,285 --> 01:14:29,320
You wouldn't even know Roman
if it wasn't for me.
1277
01:14:32,724 --> 01:14:34,592
What do you expect me to do?
1278
01:14:40,965 --> 01:14:42,867
I know I need to tell him.
I just...
1279
01:14:44,969 --> 01:14:46,537
I want a little bit more time.
1280
01:14:48,673 --> 01:14:49,774
Please.
1281
01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:28,379
She said she couldn't
see me this weekend.
1282
01:15:29,113 --> 01:15:30,715
Then she kept apologizing
1283
01:15:30,848 --> 01:15:32,950
and said
that I should talk to you.
1284
01:15:33,918 --> 01:15:36,220
I mean, are you sure
she didn't say anything?
1285
01:15:37,922 --> 01:15:39,490
Oh, you know what?
I totally forgot
1286
01:15:39,624 --> 01:15:43,294
we're doing this company-wide
fundraiser for MS research,
1287
01:15:43,427 --> 01:15:45,329
and Marcie took
a vow of silence.
1288
01:15:46,063 --> 01:15:47,498
- Really?
- Hmm.
1289
01:15:48,032 --> 01:15:49,467
Why wouldn't she
just tell me that?
1290
01:15:50,468 --> 01:15:52,303
We had to sign
nondisclosure agreements.
1291
01:15:53,104 --> 01:15:54,071
Oh.
1292
01:15:55,773 --> 01:15:56,741
Okay.
1293
01:15:58,277 --> 01:15:59,744
Oops. I guess I missed you.
1294
01:15:59,911 --> 01:16:01,612
I promise
to call you back ASAP.
1295
01:16:01,779 --> 01:16:03,247
I hope you're having
a wonderful day.
1296
01:16:03,381 --> 01:16:05,483
Hey, it's me.
1297
01:16:06,551 --> 01:16:09,153
Just, uh...
I know you can't talk
1298
01:16:09,288 --> 01:16:12,257
'cause you're saving lives.
1299
01:16:19,664 --> 01:16:20,965
Roman?
1300
01:16:22,267 --> 01:16:24,202
Roman.
1301
01:16:24,936 --> 01:16:25,970
Hey.
1302
01:16:26,103 --> 01:16:27,705
Someone cracked the bourbon.
1303
01:16:28,307 --> 01:16:29,707
Mm, ooh.
1304
01:16:30,441 --> 01:16:33,644
Well, I started without you
'cause I was bored.
1305
01:16:33,778 --> 01:16:34,946
I'm gonna hop in the shower.
1306
01:16:35,079 --> 01:16:36,147
No, don't.
1307
01:16:36,281 --> 01:16:38,516
You already left me alone
for so long.
1308
01:16:39,584 --> 01:16:41,052
Oh, wow, you are drunk.
1309
01:16:41,185 --> 01:16:42,186
Wow.
1310
01:16:43,087 --> 01:16:44,522
Uh, here.
1311
01:16:44,655 --> 01:16:46,691
I poured you one.
1312
01:16:48,459 --> 01:16:50,061
I didn't put anything in it.
1313
01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:53,064
I could've though.
You never know.
You don't know me.
1314
01:16:56,667 --> 01:16:58,903
Thanks.
1315
01:17:02,807 --> 01:17:04,909
God, these fucking shoes
are killing me.
1316
01:17:05,042 --> 01:17:06,911
I think my feet got bigger.
1317
01:17:07,044 --> 01:17:09,013
Mmm. Well,
you know what that means.
1318
01:17:11,515 --> 01:17:13,184
- What?
- Nothing.
1319
01:17:13,318 --> 01:17:14,685
Do you want a foot massage?
1320
01:17:14,819 --> 01:17:16,988
- Uh, nah, I'm okay.
- Are you sure?
1321
01:17:17,121 --> 01:17:18,689
I'm super good.
1322
01:17:18,823 --> 01:17:20,925
I went to massage
training school
1323
01:17:21,058 --> 01:17:22,526
in college in the summer.
1324
01:17:25,196 --> 01:17:26,831
Okay. Yeah, mm.
1325
01:17:27,665 --> 01:17:28,833
Maybe it'll help.
1326
01:17:28,966 --> 01:17:30,401
Yeah, I bet it will.
1327
01:17:31,702 --> 01:17:33,104
Come on over.
1328
01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:35,706
The bed is fine.
1329
01:17:40,544 --> 01:17:43,047
- Just like this?
- Yeah.
1330
01:17:44,649 --> 01:17:46,851
Sorry, man. I bet my foot
smells like death.
1331
01:17:46,984 --> 01:17:48,619
Mmm. I don't mind.
1332
01:17:52,723 --> 01:17:53,891
Oh, wow.
1333
01:17:56,661 --> 01:17:58,029
Oh, shit, you are good at that.
1334
01:17:58,162 --> 01:18:01,732
Just drink your drink.
1335
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,802
All right, hold your hippos.
1336
01:18:06,938 --> 01:18:08,139
What did you say?
1337
01:18:10,074 --> 01:18:12,143
"Hold your hippos."
It's like, uh...
1338
01:18:12,777 --> 01:18:14,745
it's like
"hold your horses," but...
1339
01:18:15,246 --> 01:18:16,580
It's just something
Rocky and I say.
1340
01:18:17,949 --> 01:18:18,916
Oh.
1341
01:18:21,185 --> 01:18:23,054
Did you and Dean
ever have anything like that?
1342
01:18:25,257 --> 01:18:26,223
Um...
1343
01:18:28,225 --> 01:18:29,660
"Jinx, you owe me a soda."
1344
01:18:31,430 --> 01:18:33,130
Right, but everyone says that.
1345
01:18:33,597 --> 01:18:37,768
Well, we started it. Yeah.
1346
01:18:44,942 --> 01:18:48,079
Oh, yeah.
That's the fucking spot.
1347
01:18:49,613 --> 01:18:53,184
Ooh. Wow. That's really good.
1348
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,520
Mmm.
1349
01:18:57,822 --> 01:18:58,823
Oh.
1350
01:19:00,157 --> 01:19:03,794
This is actually really helping.
1351
01:19:12,103 --> 01:19:13,305
Oh, wow.
1352
01:19:14,105 --> 01:19:17,942
Wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
1353
01:19:23,614 --> 01:19:26,183
What are you doing?
1354
01:19:26,318 --> 01:19:28,686
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck was that?
1355
01:19:28,819 --> 01:19:32,391
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
1356
01:19:32,523 --> 01:19:34,825
I don't know if they teach that,
like, in-in massage school,
1357
01:19:34,959 --> 01:19:37,828
but I'm just, uh,
I'm not into that. So...
1358
01:19:39,830 --> 01:19:41,500
I'm sorry. It's just...
1359
01:19:41,632 --> 01:19:44,168
You look so much like him.
1360
01:19:44,302 --> 01:19:45,504
Like who?
1361
01:19:45,636 --> 01:19:47,671
Oh, I don't want you to hate me.
1362
01:19:47,805 --> 01:19:49,508
I don't hate you.
It's not a big deal, you know?
1363
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,042
Just don't do it again.
1364
01:19:51,175 --> 01:19:54,045
Yeah, if I tell you,
you're gonna hate me,
1365
01:19:54,178 --> 01:19:56,147
and then it's gonna be over.
1366
01:19:56,281 --> 01:19:58,916
What are you talking about?
Why... why would I hate you?
1367
01:20:01,319 --> 01:20:02,753
Because, um...
1368
01:20:03,954 --> 01:20:06,425
I don't have a twin,
and Dean isn't real.
1369
01:20:07,691 --> 01:20:08,659
Wha--
1370
01:20:10,328 --> 01:20:12,431
What do you mean?
What do you mean he isn't real?
1371
01:20:13,130 --> 01:20:16,268
I made him up. He doesn't exist.
1372
01:20:18,169 --> 01:20:19,904
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1373
01:20:20,372 --> 01:20:21,939
Why are you
in the support group?
1374
01:20:22,073 --> 01:20:24,575
I just started following you.
1375
01:20:25,142 --> 01:20:28,112
I thought it was a sign,
and I kept trying to tell you,
1376
01:20:28,245 --> 01:20:30,681
but I--
I mean, how do you say...
1377
01:20:30,815 --> 01:20:32,583
Oh, I was in love
with your brother.
1378
01:20:32,716 --> 01:20:34,352
Except it wasn't really love
because I only knew him
1379
01:20:34,486 --> 01:20:36,388
for a day, but at the time,
that felt like enough, and...
1380
01:20:36,521 --> 01:20:39,257
And I was the crazy guy
in-in the intersection,
1381
01:20:39,391 --> 01:20:40,891
and, you know,
it wasn't technically my fault,
1382
01:20:41,025 --> 01:20:42,527
but if he never met me,
he'd probably still be alive,
1383
01:20:42,660 --> 01:20:44,695
and it was the worst day
of my life and...
1384
01:20:44,829 --> 01:20:46,130
I don't know why I kept lying.
1385
01:20:46,264 --> 01:20:48,199
I just... I wanted
to be close to you,
1386
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:49,468
and I thought
I could make it better,
1387
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:50,801
but I just kept
making things worse.
1388
01:20:50,935 --> 01:20:52,437
And-and Marcie
isn't on a silent retreat,
1389
01:20:52,571 --> 01:20:55,440
and I... I didn't go
to massage school, but...
1390
01:20:55,574 --> 01:20:58,242
You are my best friend.
1391
01:20:59,043 --> 01:21:02,246
And I don't want that to change.
1392
01:21:06,851 --> 01:21:08,386
I don't know what to do.
1393
01:21:10,855 --> 01:21:12,089
Do you hate me?
1394
01:21:15,594 --> 01:21:18,729
Roman? Please say something.
1395
01:21:19,763 --> 01:21:24,302
Roman. Do you hate me?
1396
01:21:25,936 --> 01:21:27,305
Don't fucking touch me.
1397
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:29,407
Roman, please. I... I'm sorry.
1398
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,642
Don't fucking touch me!
1399
01:22:14,486 --> 01:22:16,621
I just kept hitting him.
1400
01:22:18,623 --> 01:22:19,890
Couldn't stop.
1401
01:22:39,444 --> 01:22:41,613
Hi, Dennis. It's Marcie.
1402
01:22:41,779 --> 01:22:45,049
So you're not at work.
Sage asked me to call you.
1403
01:22:45,182 --> 01:22:46,984
Are you coming in today?
1404
01:22:47,051 --> 01:22:49,621
Look, Roman's pretty upset.
1405
01:22:49,787 --> 01:22:51,323
He wants you
to stop calling him,
1406
01:22:51,489 --> 01:22:53,224
and he doesn't want me
talking to you either,
1407
01:22:53,391 --> 01:22:55,059
but I'll be thinking of you.
1408
01:23:02,199 --> 01:23:04,636
Do you see what... I see?
1409
01:23:04,802 --> 01:23:08,872
I don't know what you see,
but what I see is me.
1410
01:23:09,039 --> 01:23:10,174
I see me too.
1411
01:23:10,342 --> 01:23:12,711
Does that mean
there's two of you
1412
01:23:12,876 --> 01:23:14,878
or... or two of me?
1413
01:23:19,417 --> 01:23:20,385
Oh.
1414
01:23:22,886 --> 01:23:24,489
Wow.
1415
01:23:24,656 --> 01:23:26,757
There really is two of us.
1416
01:23:26,890 --> 01:23:28,560
Don't you find this odd?
1417
01:23:28,727 --> 01:23:30,928
No, this is weird.
1418
01:23:31,095 --> 01:23:34,466
This is really, really weird.
1419
01:23:34,532 --> 01:23:37,835
Wait a sec.
You live at the Callaway house.
1420
01:23:38,002 --> 01:23:40,705
And you're that girl from camp.
1421
01:23:40,838 --> 01:23:43,207
They thought I was you!
1422
01:23:44,376 --> 01:23:46,578
So who'd like to start today?
1423
01:23:54,184 --> 01:23:57,121
Okay, if no one's gonna say it,
then I'll say it.
1424
01:23:57,254 --> 01:24:00,791
Roman sent us all an email
that said you made Dean up,
1425
01:24:00,924 --> 01:24:02,661
and I think
that you're a fucking creep.
1426
01:24:02,793 --> 01:24:05,095
Is this true, Dennis?
1427
01:24:11,135 --> 01:24:13,804
True? Uh, I mean...
1428
01:24:13,937 --> 01:24:16,574
Technically... it's true,
1429
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:19,577
but I-I've always felt
so connected to all of you,
1430
01:24:19,711 --> 01:24:22,246
and I've always wanted a twin.
1431
01:24:22,380 --> 01:24:25,015
Sometimes Dean felt real.
1432
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,419
His favorite snack
is a hot pretzel
1433
01:24:27,552 --> 01:24:29,019
with sea salt and...
1434
01:24:29,721 --> 01:24:32,956
You know, maybe twin identity
is really just a construct,
1435
01:24:33,090 --> 01:24:35,627
like gender.
1436
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:39,464
Oh, okay.
Or it's maybe not. Um...
1437
01:24:42,232 --> 01:24:45,503
I was reading about
vanishing twin syndrome.
1438
01:24:46,404 --> 01:24:47,806
Because I've always thought
1439
01:24:47,938 --> 01:24:50,775
there was something
or someone missing.
1440
01:24:51,409 --> 01:24:56,980
And it's possible that I had
a twin in my mother's womb,
1441
01:24:57,114 --> 01:24:58,882
but I ate him.
1442
01:24:59,684 --> 01:25:03,288
And I'd ask her,
but I can't because she's dead.
1443
01:25:04,154 --> 01:25:05,889
Really dead. She's real.
1444
01:25:08,125 --> 01:25:10,160
We believe you got a mom.
1445
01:25:11,929 --> 01:25:13,030
I don't.
1446
01:25:28,245 --> 01:25:32,015
♪ She rolls the window down ♪
1447
01:25:32,784 --> 01:25:37,020
♪ And she talks
over the sound ♪
1448
01:25:37,921 --> 01:25:42,059
♪ Of the cars that pass us by ♪
1449
01:25:42,226 --> 01:25:44,128
♪ And I don't know why ♪
1450
01:25:44,295 --> 01:25:47,499
♪ But she's changed
my mind... ♪
1451
01:25:48,366 --> 01:25:50,402
Excuse me.
Can you take a picture of us?
1452
01:25:52,136 --> 01:25:55,407
No. No, I can't. You have
no idea how lucky you are.
1453
01:25:55,540 --> 01:25:57,575
Well, sorry we asked.
1454
01:25:58,743 --> 01:26:01,245
♪ ...And as she carries on
without a doubt ♪
1455
01:26:01,413 --> 01:26:03,681
♪ I wonder
if she's figured out... ♪
1456
01:26:09,052 --> 01:26:10,220
Fuck.
1457
01:26:13,858 --> 01:26:15,427
What are you looking for?
1458
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:18,061
I can't find Rocky's sweater.
Uh...
1459
01:26:19,096 --> 01:26:21,466
The one with the--
with the stripes, the...
1460
01:26:21,599 --> 01:26:23,066
Did you move it?
Did you put it somewhere?
1461
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,469
No, I didn't touch it.
1462
01:26:25,737 --> 01:26:27,971
I bet Dennis stole it,
that fake twin fucker.
1463
01:26:29,507 --> 01:26:30,542
I'm sure it'll turn up.
1464
01:26:30,675 --> 01:26:32,109
Yeah, how the fuck
do you know that?
1465
01:26:36,881 --> 01:26:37,816
I'm sorry.
1466
01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:38,917
You can't talk to me like that.
1467
01:26:39,049 --> 01:26:40,485
I know. I'm sorry.
1468
01:26:41,218 --> 01:26:42,986
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1469
01:26:46,724 --> 01:26:47,926
I forgive you.
1470
01:26:50,895 --> 01:26:52,297
I don't deserve it.
1471
01:26:54,466 --> 01:26:57,234
Deservedness is not
a requisite for forgiveness.
1472
01:27:03,207 --> 01:27:05,310
I'll help you look.
1473
01:27:43,848 --> 01:27:45,950
- Not right now.
- When?
1474
01:27:47,852 --> 01:27:50,989
- Thirty more minutes.
- You said that 30 minutes ago.
1475
01:27:51,121 --> 01:27:54,124
Well, think of it like
1476
01:27:54,926 --> 01:27:58,128
edging.
1477
01:28:02,667 --> 01:28:05,737
Oh, no.
1478
01:28:16,281 --> 01:28:18,148
What do you want to do
for dinner tonight?
1479
01:28:18,283 --> 01:28:19,884
Oh, I'm going to Shelly's,
remember?
1480
01:28:20,552 --> 01:28:22,987
Oh. Forgot.
1481
01:28:26,491 --> 01:28:27,525
Can I come?
1482
01:28:28,058 --> 01:28:29,494
It's girls' night.
1483
01:28:29,627 --> 01:28:32,162
- We talked about this.
- Okay. Fine.
1484
01:28:32,297 --> 01:28:35,500
- Don't mope.
- I'm not moping.
1485
01:29:22,347 --> 01:29:24,247
Sorry, there was a line.
1486
01:29:24,382 --> 01:29:25,483
I can't stay long.
1487
01:29:31,356 --> 01:29:33,057
- Thank you.
- Sure thing.
1488
01:29:34,626 --> 01:29:36,461
Sorry, I shouldn't
have ordered anything.
1489
01:29:38,529 --> 01:29:40,898
- Do you want my sandwich?
- No, I'm good.
1490
01:29:51,643 --> 01:29:53,678
- I got a promotion. Oh.
- How are you?
1491
01:29:54,646 --> 01:29:55,613
Congrats.
1492
01:29:56,581 --> 01:30:00,118
Thanks.
Sort of. It's a ladder move.
1493
01:30:01,419 --> 01:30:02,620
Lateral move?
1494
01:30:03,488 --> 01:30:05,790
- What?
- Lateral.
1495
01:30:05,923 --> 01:30:07,625
Means you're moving sideways.
1496
01:30:08,259 --> 01:30:09,460
I guess you could have
a sideways ladder,
1497
01:30:09,594 --> 01:30:11,629
but I can't think
of a use for it.
1498
01:30:13,297 --> 01:30:14,265
Fuck.
1499
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,336
I said "ladder move"
to, like, so many people.
1500
01:30:20,438 --> 01:30:23,374
Well, monkey bars.
That's a sideways ladder.
1501
01:30:24,008 --> 01:30:24,976
Great.
1502
01:30:29,313 --> 01:30:31,883
So where you working these days?
Marcie said you quit.
1503
01:30:32,517 --> 01:30:34,652
Fired, but that's sweet of her.
1504
01:30:34,786 --> 01:30:37,455
I'm in the process of getting
my real estate license.
1505
01:30:40,992 --> 01:30:42,727
What, no book designing?
1506
01:30:42,860 --> 01:30:45,396
I decided I'd rather be
middle class and unhappy
1507
01:30:45,530 --> 01:30:48,366
than poor
and slightly less unhappy.
1508
01:30:48,499 --> 01:30:50,835
Yeah. Makes sense.
1509
01:30:51,436 --> 01:30:52,704
And that said, I did...
1510
01:30:57,275 --> 01:31:00,011
Wasn't sure if it was
in poor taste or not, but...
1511
01:31:04,949 --> 01:31:06,884
Think it's definitely
poor taste.
1512
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:10,354
Yeah, I can see that now.
1513
01:31:11,022 --> 01:31:12,890
- I can take it...
- No, no, I'll...
1514
01:31:13,024 --> 01:31:15,927
I'll keep it.
1515
01:31:24,234 --> 01:31:25,703
Did I break your arm?
1516
01:31:26,738 --> 01:31:29,373
Uh, unrelated. Sort of.
1517
01:31:30,908 --> 01:31:31,876
Sorry.
1518
01:31:32,710 --> 01:31:34,345
For hitting you like I did.
1519
01:31:37,181 --> 01:31:38,416
It's all right.
1520
01:31:38,549 --> 01:31:40,685
No, it's not.
I shouldn't have done that.
1521
01:31:42,687 --> 01:31:44,589
I think I outclassed you
in that department.
1522
01:31:47,024 --> 01:31:48,726
Yeah, I just don't, um...
1523
01:31:51,395 --> 01:31:54,599
I don't understand
how someone could...
1524
01:31:57,568 --> 01:31:58,803
I mean, who are you?
1525
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:05,209
You know how people say
"just be yourself"?
1526
01:32:07,879 --> 01:32:11,282
Like, what version of me?
I hate most of them.
1527
01:32:13,551 --> 01:32:17,221
But the version of me that was
just hanging out with you, I...
1528
01:32:19,924 --> 01:32:21,793
I wanted to be him all the time.
1529
01:32:31,235 --> 01:32:32,170
So, you--
1530
01:32:32,970 --> 01:32:36,340
you said you were
in love with Rock.
1531
01:32:37,942 --> 01:32:39,677
With the caveat
that I am insane.
1532
01:32:41,245 --> 01:32:42,814
He ever talk about me?
1533
01:32:44,549 --> 01:32:45,783
Do you want details?
1534
01:32:56,427 --> 01:32:57,829
Do you want my sandwich?
1535
01:32:57,962 --> 01:33:00,598
No, I'm going to dinner
with Marcie.
1536
01:33:02,066 --> 01:33:03,367
So I can't stay long.
1537
01:33:05,102 --> 01:33:06,504
Right. You said.
1538
01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:10,708
How is Marcie, by the way?
1539
01:33:11,310 --> 01:33:13,811
Every day is a good day
in Marcie-land.
1540
01:33:13,945 --> 01:33:15,947
I remember.
1541
01:33:23,454 --> 01:33:25,489
I'll just have a bite.
1542
01:33:25,623 --> 01:33:28,526
Hmm.
1543
01:33:29,493 --> 01:33:31,330
I started taking karate again.
1544
01:33:33,998 --> 01:33:36,968
There's a skinny guy
in my class, reminds me of you.
1545
01:33:39,170 --> 01:33:40,805
Aren't those classes useless?
1546
01:33:41,306 --> 01:33:43,474
I hear you can only really learn
how to fight in the streets.
1547
01:33:45,543 --> 01:33:47,078
Well, we learn
in the streets too.
1548
01:33:47,211 --> 01:33:50,748
My sensei, he, uh, follows me
after work and attacks me.
1549
01:33:59,857 --> 01:34:01,058
Do you think
we would've been friends
1550
01:34:01,192 --> 01:34:02,860
if we met under
different circumstances?
1551
01:34:15,307 --> 01:34:16,240
I don't know.
1552
01:34:18,042 --> 01:34:19,443
I'd like to think so, but...
1553
01:34:21,579 --> 01:34:22,513
Right.
1554
01:34:27,685 --> 01:34:29,620
God, this cast is so itchy.
1555
01:34:30,389 --> 01:34:32,924
- How long you have it on for?
- A month.
1556
01:34:33,658 --> 01:34:34,692
Keep it dry.
1557
01:34:39,163 --> 01:34:42,401
Rocky said you broke
your own foot once.
1558
01:34:48,407 --> 01:34:49,640
He told you that?
1559
01:34:50,675 --> 01:34:52,443
You dropped
a bowling ball on it?
1560
01:34:54,445 --> 01:34:57,548
He said you were...
the good twin.
1561
01:35:09,261 --> 01:35:10,561
It was with a brick.
1562
01:35:16,368 --> 01:35:18,069
How are y'all doing?
Can I get you anything?
1563
01:35:19,470 --> 01:35:21,138
Can we get a box to go?
1564
01:35:21,939 --> 01:35:23,074
Sure thing.
1565
01:35:51,736 --> 01:35:53,271
♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪
1566
01:35:56,507 --> 01:35:58,776
♪ Better men
wouldn't carry on ♪
1567
01:36:01,078 --> 01:36:02,847
♪ What was the first line? ♪
1568
01:36:04,749 --> 01:36:09,153
♪ We had a good time ♪
1569
01:36:10,821 --> 01:36:11,989
♪ Know you twice ♪
1570
01:36:15,559 --> 01:36:17,128
♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪
1571
01:36:19,997 --> 01:36:22,633
♪ Much better people
proved me wrong ♪
1572
01:36:25,102 --> 01:36:26,904
♪ They set a high price ♪
1573
01:36:29,740 --> 01:36:31,008
♪ To know you twice ♪
1574
01:36:34,912 --> 01:36:36,213
♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪
1575
01:36:39,451 --> 01:36:41,652
♪ Nothing's new under the sun ♪
1576
01:36:44,523 --> 01:36:46,690
♪ Thought you could be
all you know ♪
1577
01:36:49,428 --> 01:36:50,594
♪ Strikes once ♪
1578
01:36:52,630 --> 01:36:57,568
♪ We had a good time ♪
1579
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,714
♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪
1580
01:37:56,428 --> 01:38:00,931
♪ We had a good time ♪