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No.

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No means no.

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/Bonjour.

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/Carl, I know it's you.

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Oh. Hey, man.

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I was just about to call you.
That's so weird.

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Had your number dialed,
was about to press "send."

8
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Did you block your number?

9
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/Yeah, I did.
You never answer when I don't.

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/So, what are you doing?

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Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.

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- /You did get my text, right?
- What? Text? What?

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/We're all going out tonight.

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Man, that sounds great.
I wish I could join you.

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I'm just so jammed up.

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I'm totally off the grid,
you know?

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/No, I don't at all.

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I got a bunch of stuff going on.
There's this thing I gotta do.

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Any other night would've been great.
Darn it to heck.

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/Thing? What thing?

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Thing, you know, just a thing.

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If I had my thing in front of me,
I could tell you what it is...

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...but I know there's a thing.
- /A thing.

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/I don't think there's anything
/written down in your fake calendar.

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No, it says specific things.

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/Specific things.
/Like "get in line at the video store"?

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What? What are you talking about?

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I'm not at the video store.
I'm in my apartment.

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/I can see you, Carl.
/I'm outside the video store.

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- That's not me.
- /It's not?

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Oh, I know what's happening.
There is this guy who looks just like me...

32
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...who goes to a lot of
the same stores I do.

33
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That's probably who you're seeing.

34
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Wow, that's amazing...

35
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...because his mouth is moving
in sync with what you're saying.

36
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/Carl, I know you're not saying anything.

37
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Carl, get outside.
I know you're not talking.

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- What? All right.
- Carl.

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Look who's here.
- Hey. You.

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Hi.

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I don't believe it.
- Rooney.

42
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Carl Allen.
Never thought I'd see the day, my man.

43
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Hey.
- Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.

44
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No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...

45
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...some things I gotta do, issues pending,
keep me pretty busy.

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Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.

47
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So we are really excited
for you to be here, Carl...

48
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...because we have an announcement
to make.

49
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Honey, show him.

50
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There it is. Deal with it.

51
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We're engaged.

52
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- Oh, my God. Come on.
- Right?

53
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Big step, huh?
- Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.

54
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Man. Moving fast. That's okay.

55
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What has it been, six months?

56
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- No.
- Two years.

57
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Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.

58
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So anyway, we're gonna have
an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.

59
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Oh, you bastard.
Always knows how to get me.

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Nice. Carl, does that work for you?

61
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- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
- What's there to figure out?

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Oh, God, look who's here.

63
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I'm not falling for that, Carl.
What's to figure out?

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- Open bar. What's the problem?
- I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.

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- The Stephanie?
- Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.

66
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Oh, God, that is Stephanie.

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- Looks like she's with someone there too.
- They seem to be thriving. Good for her.

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They're touching each other's genitals.
Isn't that amazing?

69
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I'm so glad I came out. Love it.
Okay, you know what? I gotta go.

70
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- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.
- What?

71
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It's been years.
You leave every time she comes.

72
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Totally unrelated. It has nothing
to do with Stephanie.

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Carl. Peter.

74
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- Rooney.
- Stephanie, guys.

75
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Hey.

76
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- My boyfriend, Ted.
- Hey.

77
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- I don't believe we...
- No, I don't believe we have.

78
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- You're leaving?
- Yeah, unfortunately.

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Terrible timing too,
because you just got here.

80
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You just got here, too, Carl.

81
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Yeah, but he's got a thing.

82
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Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,
and there's no time.

83
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There's a time crunch,
and time is of the essence.

84
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Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.

85
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Wow. That didn't sound quite right.
Oh, well.

86
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Whoa!

87
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See you, guys.

88
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- Oh! Hi, Tillie.
- Morning, Carl.

89
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Would you like to come over
for a little breakfast?

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Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.

91
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- Some cereal, a little yogurt?
- Yeah, no.

92
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How about some toast, huh?

93
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You know, I have to go to work,
but thanks.

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Good show tonight.
Come check us out.

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Your loss. Hey, man,
wanna rock out tonight?

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- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?
- Yep.

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- Yes?
- No, I meant yes to your no.

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Yeah, bye.

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Persianwifefinder. com.
No, thank you.

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Costume party. Yeah, no.

101
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Oh, boy.

102
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Here we go.

103
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- Carl Allen has reported for duty.
- I'm not a soldier, Norman.

104
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You're a soldier on the front line
of finance.

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Norman. Line one.

106
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Did you wanna get that?
In the privacy of your office?

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- I'll just get it here.
- Yeah, or that.

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You're with Norman.

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Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...
Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.

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Okay.

111
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Remember that promotion
we were talking about?

112
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- Yeah.
- It's not gonna happen.

113
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Tried to fight for you on the phone there.

114
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It was between you and Demko,
and they went with Demko.

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I don't care.
I didn't really want the job badly.

116
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I just figured after five years,
I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.

117
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Look at it this way:
at least you didn't get shit-canned.

118
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- Do you know what that means?
- Fired?

119
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How did you know what that meant?
Have you heard me say that before?

120
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No, it's a pretty common expression.

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- In my circles. I made it up.
- Well, it's catching on.

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This'll cheer you up.
I'm having a little get-together at my place.

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- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.
- Oh, man.

124
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Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.

125
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- You don't know what day it is.
- When is it?

126
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- Friday.
- I'm out of town.

127
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You spoke at the same time
I did just then.

128
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Like you were committed
to saying what you were saying...

129
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...regardless of what I was gonna say.
- Hmm.

130
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I admit, business has been slow.

131
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There's a lot less demand
for a small Rollerblade shop...

132
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...what with Big 5
and Sport Chalet...

133
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...but my designs are gonna
revolutionize the roller industry.

134
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I know that, Marv,
but you have no equity.

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- None.
- And your credit...

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Bad, but I don't wanna
sound desperate.

137
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- Yeah.
- I have no other options left.

138
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Carl. Hey. Long time no see.

139
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Nick Lane? Hey.

140
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- You don't still work at the bank, do you?
- Yeah.

141
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Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,
eating my lunch, wearing the Name tag.

142
00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:08,740
You must be running this place by now.

143
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I could have. Had a couple offers.
Didn't wanna get tied down.

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- How's Stephanie?
- Good.

145
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God.

146
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She's good. What have you been doing?

147
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I've been all over the map, man.
I've lived.

148
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I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
I ate bat in Laos.

149
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I shot a cow with a bazooka.

150
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I'm not proud of that last one,
but I did it, man.

151
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- Sounds wild.
- Wanna know my secret?

152
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I'm a yes man.

153
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The word "yes"
has changed my life. Here.

154
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No, thanks. I'm fine.

155
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"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine."

156
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Wow. Okay.

157
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- You don't wanna work here, Carl.
- Yeah, I do.

158
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No, you don't.

159
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Why don't you take this rock...

160
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...throw it at that bank
and shatter the window?

161
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- No, thanks.
- Then ask me if I want to.

162
00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:05,171
- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?
- Yes.

163
00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:07,132
Oh, my God.

164
00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:09,801
- What are you, nuts?
- Go to the seminar, Carl.

165
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Stay right there.

166
00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:15,557
He's gonna break.
- Stop.

167
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Carl, live your life!
You won't regret it.

168
00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:25,942
Whoo!
- Hey, stop. Stop!

169
00:09:34,451 --> 00:09:37,329
- I know you wanna see my band.
- No.

170
00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:39,956
Sorry.

171
00:09:40,332 --> 00:09:42,167
/Hello?
- Stephanie?

172
00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,669
- Carl.
- /Yeah, it's me.

173
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Just felt like calling you.
I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?

174
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Yes, Carl. I have to go.

175
00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,304
- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.
- Oh, that's great.

176
00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:59,059
Good for you. Good for you.

177
00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:13,406
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.

178
00:10:17,744 --> 00:10:25,961
Oh, come on. You're halfway through,
just snap it off already.

179
00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:33,218
- Pete? Hey. Where you been?
- You not been getting my calls?

180
00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:37,722
What? God, no.
Oh, I totally lost my phone.

181
00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:40,517
You're so full of shit.

182
00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:44,062
- Here it is.
- Yeah. There it is.

183
00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:47,232
You know what, buddy?
You missed my engagement party tonight.

184
00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:50,777
Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.
That was tonight?

185
00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:54,197
- Mm-hm...
- I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.

186
00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,908
Listen, I'll make it up to you.
I promise. I swear.

187
00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:59,953
You pick the day. Any day you want,
we'll go out, swash buckle.

188
00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:02,497
- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.

189
00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:06,710
This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.
This was my engagement party.

190
00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,879
- You only get married once.
- I certainly wouldn't do it again.

191
00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:12,424
I know, Carl.
I know that Stephanie left you.

192
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:17,262
And I know that you have issues because
of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.

193
00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:20,473
When's the last time you did anything fun?
You always make excuses.

194
00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:23,101
"I don't wanna commit.
I don't wanna be tied down."

195
00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,437
I mean, do you even know
my fiancée's last name?

196
00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:28,606
Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.

197
00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:32,986
- Wait. Fishwall?
- Fishwall?

198
00:11:33,028 --> 00:11:36,406
- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?
- No? That's wrong?

199
00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,241
- It's Burns.
- Burns?

200
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,618
It's Lucy Burns, Carl.

201
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:43,830
And guess what?
She doesn't like my best friend.

202
00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:47,125
I keep trying to think of reasons
why she should, but you know what?

203
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,169
- I can't think of any.
- Pete, I...

204
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:52,464
I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.
You do whatever you want.

205
00:11:52,505 --> 00:11:55,967
I'm telling you, you don't change your life,
you're gonna end up lonely.

206
00:11:56,009 --> 00:12:01,097
A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.

207
00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:09,189
Hey, Carl.

208
00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:16,571
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.

209
00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:22,494
Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,
or does it look like he's kind of dead?

210
00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:24,871
Nope. No more than usual.

211
00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:30,961
I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards
thinking he might actually be dead.

212
00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:34,589
I guess I never saw him a lot,
so it's hard for me to tell the difference.

213
00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:37,008
Yeah, that's true.

214
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,843
He never did much.

215
00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:40,887
- Wasn't a good friend.
- Nope.

216
00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:42,973
Wasn't a good anything.

217
00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:47,644
- Are there more beers in the fridge?
- Sorry, last one.

218
00:12:47,686 --> 00:12:51,898
Now, that's upsetting.

219
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:58,321
What was that?

220
00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:44,034
/Welcome to yes.
We are about to begin.

221
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:47,078
/Please, find a seat.

222
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,290
Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!

223
00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:52,000
Carl, man, hey.

224
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,586
- Carl.
- Hey, Nick.

225
00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:56,630
- You made it, man.
- Did you wanna...

226
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,965
Sure, let me sit down.
I knew you'd come.

227
00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:02,969
I saw it in your eyes, man.
You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius.

228
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:07,182
He's gonna blow your mind all over
the room. He's like a mind grenade.

229
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:09,809
- I'm not sure I want that.
- Yeah, but you need it.

230
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,186
That's why you're here.

231
00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:15,857
You have got to start saying yes, my man,
and I mean to everything.

232
00:14:15,899 --> 00:14:18,068
It's starting.

233
00:14:18,109 --> 00:14:19,944
/Life.

234
00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:23,657
/We are all living it. Or are we?

235
00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,200
Ooh, heavy.

236
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:31,790
/Change is generated from consciousness,
/but where is consciousness generated from?

237
00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,084
/From the external.

238
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:38,922
/And how do we control the external?
/With one word.

239
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:40,715
/And what is that word?

240
00:14:40,757 --> 00:14:43,969
Yes!
- Jeez.

241
00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:47,639
Yes.

242
00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:50,100
Yes.

243
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:55,105
Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes. Yes!

244
00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,653
MAN 3: Yes!
NICK:- Whoo!

245
00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:04,155
The word is "yes."

246
00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:07,617
Yes, yes, yes.

247
00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:10,161
- Say it a million times.
- Yes.

248
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:11,997
Say it a million more times.

249
00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:15,458
And the word you will have said
2 million times is:

250
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,919
Yes!

251
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:25,885
Yes.

252
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:30,974
I want you to invite yes into your lives...

253
00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:36,021
...because it will RSVP "yes."

254
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:42,027
When you say yes to things,
you embrace the possible.

255
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:49,534
You gobble up all of life's energies,
and you excrete the waste.

256
00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:57,459
Before we begin today,
I'd like to welcome our new members.

257
00:15:57,876 --> 00:16:02,922
- Who among you is new?
- He is. This guy right here. He's new.

258
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,216
- Over here.
- Please don't. Jesus.

259
00:16:05,258 --> 00:16:13,558
- Come on up, future yes man.
- That's okay, I'm just auditing.

260
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:19,689
You can't audit life, my friend.
Now get on up here.

261
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:26,404
- No, thanks. I'm cool.
- I'm sorry? What was that you said?

262
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:31,826
- I said, I'm cool.
- Before that.

263
00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:33,453
Thank you.

264
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:36,706
Back up just a little bit more.

265
00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:39,626
- No.
/- No man. No man.

266
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,878
/No man. No man. No man.

267
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,254
/No man. No man.

268
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,799
Okay.

269
00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:50,261
If the molehill won't come to Terrence...

270
00:16:50,303 --> 00:16:56,101
...Terrence will come to the molehill.

271
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,734
What's your name?

272
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,611
Carl.

273
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,113
Let me guess, Carl.

274
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:11,908
Someone talked you
into coming here today, didn't they?

275
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,577
- Yes.
- Yes!

276
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:18,915
And you're not sure about this, are you?

277
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:20,125
No.

278
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:24,337
/No man. No man.
No man. No man.

279
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,756
You're dead, Carl.

280
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:30,510
You say no to life,
and therefore you're not living.

281
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:33,430
You make up excuses
to the people around you...

282
00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:35,307
...and to yourself.

283
00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:39,019
You're stuck in the same dead-end job.
You have been for years.

284
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:43,440
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't
have anything close to a girlfriend.

285
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,483
And you lost the love of your life...

286
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:51,990
...because she couldn't be with someone
who didn't live theirs.

287
00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:56,453
And on most nights you're so bored
and filled with ennui...

288
00:17:56,494 --> 00:18:01,666
...you can't even summon the enthusiasm
necessary to masturbate.

289
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:05,420
Am I right, Carl?

290
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:12,469
I have had some trouble.

291
00:18:18,224 --> 00:18:21,853
- We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.
- Yes.

292
00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:26,733
- Do you want to make a covenant?
- Ugh...

293
00:18:26,775 --> 00:18:28,443
The word is "yes," Carl.

294
00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:29,861
Yes!
- Yes.

295
00:18:29,903 --> 00:18:31,029
Yes!
- Yes.

296
00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:32,989
Yes!

297
00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:36,242
Once you leave this building...

298
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:40,497
...every time an opportunity
presents itself...

299
00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:42,874
...no matter what it is...

300
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,126
...you will say yes.

301
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:46,378
Yes.
- Yes!

302
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:47,879
Yes.
- Yes!

303
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:51,007
Yes.
- Yes.

304
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:54,386
What if I...

305
00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,513
...say...

306
00:18:56,554 --> 00:18:58,848
...the other word?

307
00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,935
You'll be making a promise to yourself.

308
00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:06,147
And when you break a promise
to yourself...

309
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:09,609
...things can get a little dicey.

310
00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:12,570
What do you say, Carl?

311
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:16,074
Are you ready to make a covenant?

312
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:17,909
Come on, Carl.
- Yes.

313
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,411
Yes.
- Yes.

314
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:21,705
Yes.
- Again.

315
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,289
- Yes.
- Yes.

316
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:27,085
- Say it again.
- Yes!

317
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:32,924
- Make me believe it.
- Yes, yes, yes.

318
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,178
Yes!

319
00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:05,665
Hey, there he is.

320
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,625
- That was really wonderful.
- Thank you.

321
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,127
Pretty powerful stuff, huh?

322
00:20:09,169 --> 00:20:11,630
- Hey. Good to have you with us.
- Yes.

323
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:15,258
- So are you gonna do it?
- I don't know. Maybe.

324
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:21,640
That's weird. I didn't realize
we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.

325
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:25,644
Hey, man. That's a nice car.

326
00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:29,314
Could you drive me to Elysian Park?

327
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:31,274
Oh. Ugh...

328
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:33,485
Yes!

329
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:38,031
Sure he can. Right, Carl?

330
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,535
Yeah, why not?

331
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:47,874
Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.

332
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:57,467
- Can I use your phone?
- Go, man, go.

333
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,873
Keep going or this'll do,
because it doesn't really matter?

334
00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:31,251
Yeah, hold on a sec,
I can't hear myself think.

335
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:35,046
It's just a little further, man.
Just right up the hill there.

336
00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:38,008
Go ahead.

337
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:41,052
And what did you say?

338
00:21:41,094 --> 00:21:46,766
Oh, I'm just right over here.
Okay. Yeah.

339
00:21:46,808 --> 00:21:49,394
What? Hello? Hello?

340
00:21:49,436 --> 00:21:52,063
Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.

341
00:21:52,105 --> 00:21:54,941
Oh, great.

342
00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:59,070
- Thanks.
- Well, /gracias, amigo.

343
00:21:59,112 --> 00:22:03,074
I mean, it's real nice of you
to give me a ride. Most people just say no.

344
00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:06,870
Course, I have been having a lot of luck
lately outside of that hotel.

345
00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:10,081
No problem. Have a good night.

346
00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:14,419
Can I borrow a couple bucks?

347
00:22:14,461 --> 00:22:16,588
Okay.

348
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:20,550
I've come this far.

349
00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:22,427
Yes, you can.

350
00:22:22,469 --> 00:22:28,975
You got a whole lot there.
Can I have it all?

351
00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:35,023
Sure. It's all yours.

352
00:22:37,317 --> 00:22:41,237
God bless you, man.

353
00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:03,635
Oh, come on.

354
00:23:03,677 --> 00:23:07,389
Come on, come on.

355
00:23:09,975 --> 00:23:12,310
Perfect.

356
00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:15,855
Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give all
your money away to a homeless guy?

357
00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:17,524
Yes, yes, I do.

358
00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:19,234
Letting him
burn out your phone...

359
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,653
...so you can't call AAA
when you run out of gas?

360
00:23:21,695 --> 00:23:24,906
That sounds like a fucking great idea!

361
00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:27,325
Why don't you take a stroll
through the hills...

362
00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:35,250
...and get killed by the Manson family?
Don't mind if I do.

363
00:23:48,054 --> 00:23:51,349
Come on, man.

364
00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:58,481
Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.

365
00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:15,999
Would you like to carry a 20-pound
container of gas up a giant hill to your car?

366
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:20,503
Oh, could I? Could I really?

367
00:24:20,545 --> 00:24:23,882
That's a good look.

368
00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:28,553
- Hi. Did you just take my picture?
- Maybe.

369
00:24:28,595 --> 00:24:31,222
Did you just run out of gas?

370
00:24:31,264 --> 00:24:33,850
Maybe.

371
00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:38,355
That sucks.
That happened to me last week.

372
00:24:38,396 --> 00:24:40,357
When you were driving
out of your way...

373
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:44,277
...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out
your battery so you couldn't call AAA?

374
00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:47,238
No. I take it
that's what happened to you.

375
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,576
No. Why would you assume that?

376
00:24:51,618 --> 00:24:53,036
He used up your phone?

377
00:24:53,078 --> 00:24:57,123
Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular
homeless man on the planet.

378
00:24:57,165 --> 00:24:59,918
He was staying connected.
It was good to see.

379
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,088
I'm just glad that I could
be a part of it, really.

380
00:25:03,129 --> 00:25:05,882
- That must feel good.
- Oh, truly, truly.

381
00:25:05,924 --> 00:25:09,052
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,
which is cool.

382
00:25:09,094 --> 00:25:11,805
Well, do you need a ride?

383
00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:15,266
On that thing?

384
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:26,444
Am I going too fast for you?

385
00:25:26,486 --> 00:25:29,447
No. In fact, I think you should go faster.

386
00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:32,409
That way if we crash, at least I'll die.

387
00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:39,040
I just don't wanna
be kept alive artificially.

388
00:25:44,546 --> 00:25:50,635
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking a picture. Smile.

389
00:25:50,677 --> 00:25:58,393
- I can't see. I'm blind.
- Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!

390
00:26:07,694 --> 00:26:13,074
Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.

391
00:26:13,908 --> 00:26:16,369
- Well, thanks again for the ride.
- No problem.

392
00:26:16,411 --> 00:26:19,789
Hopefully the color will return
to your face sometime soon.

393
00:26:19,831 --> 00:26:22,959
- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.
- Really?

394
00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:28,381
I never would've guessed that.
You seemed so at ease on two.

395
00:26:28,423 --> 00:26:32,344
- Can I have my helmet back now?
- I'm still wearing it, aren't I?

396
00:26:32,385 --> 00:26:34,888
Yeah.

397
00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,766
Thanks.

398
00:26:38,058 --> 00:26:39,351
So you okay?

399
00:26:39,392 --> 00:26:42,687
Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna
stick around and make out.

400
00:26:42,729 --> 00:26:47,442
- What?
- What did you say?

401
00:26:48,943 --> 00:26:51,863
Hey, I...

402
00:26:55,825 --> 00:26:59,621
Have a good night.

403
00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:25,563
Yes.

404
00:27:33,446 --> 00:27:39,035
"Yes always leads to something good.

405
00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:42,288
Never avoid opportunities.

406
00:27:42,330 --> 00:27:47,043
They may come in any form."

407
00:27:48,962 --> 00:27:52,299
- Hello?
- /Carl, it's your buddy Norman.

408
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:55,427
Well, and your boss, but more your buddy
than your boss, right?

409
00:27:55,468 --> 00:27:58,263
I guess.

410
00:27:58,471 --> 00:28:01,433
So look, we're kind of short
on Saturday staff.

411
00:28:01,474 --> 00:28:04,102
Is there any way you could come in?

412
00:28:04,144 --> 00:28:05,520
Sure.

413
00:28:05,562 --> 00:28:09,149
Nothing I like better than the inside
of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.

414
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:17,490
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something
magical about this place.

415
00:28:17,574 --> 00:28:22,620
Would I like to increase the size
of my penis?

416
00:28:22,662 --> 00:28:24,289
Right.

417
00:28:24,331 --> 00:28:28,043
Like I need that.

418
00:28:30,378 --> 00:28:35,383
- Persian Wife Finder.
/- Hi there. I am Faranoush.

419
00:28:35,425 --> 00:28:38,303
/Would you be the man for me?

420
00:28:38,345 --> 00:28:41,139
I guess so.

421
00:28:41,181 --> 00:28:44,643
Excuse me. I'd like to apply
for a small-business loan.

422
00:28:44,684 --> 00:28:46,102
And what's your business?

423
00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:49,731
I bake cakes in the shape
of different celebrities' faces.

424
00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:54,235
- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.
- No. It's Bono.

425
00:28:54,277 --> 00:28:56,946
Oh. Yeah, right.

426
00:28:56,988 --> 00:29:00,659
Let's hope it doesn't taste
like Mickey Rourke.

427
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:04,913
So, what do you think?

428
00:29:05,372 --> 00:29:08,583
I think yes.

429
00:29:12,212 --> 00:29:14,214
Inta-maresting.

430
00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:15,840
Cakes, huh?

431
00:29:15,882 --> 00:29:20,470
Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut
on it, Norm.

432
00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:22,931
- You called me Norm.
- Yeah.

433
00:29:22,973 --> 00:29:26,643
- Could that, like, be my nickname?
- Yeah. I guess.

434
00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:31,690
Oh, nice. I like your style.
Car. That could be yours.

435
00:29:31,731 --> 00:29:33,692
Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...

436
00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:36,069
But it's the kind of dazzle
we need around here.

437
00:29:36,111 --> 00:29:38,113
- Yeah.
- And you know what I did?

438
00:29:38,154 --> 00:29:39,322
What?

439
00:29:39,364 --> 00:29:44,035
That Demko thing really chapped my ass.
I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:

440
00:29:44,077 --> 00:29:47,831
"Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,
or along with Demko...

441
00:29:47,872 --> 00:29:50,417
...whichever, or I walk."

442
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,877
Really? What did they say?

443
00:29:52,919 --> 00:29:56,756
Well, they were quite attracted to the me
walking option, you know, for a moment.

444
00:29:56,798 --> 00:29:59,259
- But then I threw that off the table.
- Good move.

445
00:29:59,301 --> 00:30:03,513
And they said if you started to show
some initiative, I could promote you.

446
00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:04,723
And?

447
00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:06,224
- Well, you're doing it.
- Yeah?

448
00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:08,184
- Yeah, the whole cake thing.
- Yeah.

449
00:30:08,226 --> 00:30:10,061
- You're making up nicknames.
- Okay.

450
00:30:10,103 --> 00:30:12,105
Know what?
I called Demko this morning...

451
00:30:12,147 --> 00:30:14,566
...to ask if he could work,
and know what he said?

452
00:30:14,607 --> 00:30:16,943
- No.
- How did you know that?

453
00:30:16,985 --> 00:30:18,153
He's not here.

454
00:30:18,194 --> 00:30:20,697
- Yeah, but you are, Car.
- Yeah.

455
00:30:20,739 --> 00:30:24,075
And that's why I'm gonna
give the job to you.

456
00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:27,537
Norm, that's amazing.
Oh, my God. Thank you.

457
00:30:27,579 --> 00:30:31,750
Nice little raise in it for you too.
Bump up your salary to 65.

458
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,753
- Thousand?
- Of course, thousand.

459
00:30:34,794 --> 00:30:39,507
Come on, let's step this thing
up a notch, Broseph.

460
00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:40,717
See what I did there?

461
00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:46,514
I joined "bro" with "Joseph." Broseph.
Pretty cool, huh?

462
00:30:46,556 --> 00:30:50,143
Very cool, Norm.

463
00:30:52,145 --> 00:30:55,523
I have been such a dick and a douche.

464
00:30:55,565 --> 00:30:58,068
More of a douche
than a dick, probably...

465
00:30:58,109 --> 00:31:01,112
...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.
I mean, really.

466
00:31:01,154 --> 00:31:05,867
- You're preaching to the choir, Carl.
- I'm telling you, man, things are different.

467
00:31:05,909 --> 00:31:08,578
Okay. Wait, so wait.
You have to say yes to everything?

468
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:12,499
Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:
I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...

469
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:16,711
...and things are changing for me.
It's like the era of yes has begun.

470
00:31:16,753 --> 00:31:19,839
All right. Look, gets you out of the house,
I'm all for it.

471
00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:22,300
Excuse me.
Could we get another round of drinks?

472
00:31:22,342 --> 00:31:24,302
And actually, we're gonna start a tab...

473
00:31:24,344 --> 00:31:28,974
...and our good friend here, Carl,
will be taking care of it.

474
00:31:29,015 --> 00:31:33,770
- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?
- Yes. Yes, I am.

475
00:31:33,812 --> 00:31:36,314
Okay.

476
00:31:39,192 --> 00:31:43,655
I should be prepping my case for Monday,
but I cannot miss this.

477
00:31:43,697 --> 00:31:48,326
Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.

478
00:31:48,368 --> 00:31:54,874
Boy, you guys are really into this yes thing.

479
00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:59,421
Argh!

480
00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:04,134
Okay, okay.

481
00:32:22,736 --> 00:32:25,739
He did it.

482
00:32:33,371 --> 00:32:36,041
Drinks on me.

483
00:32:36,082 --> 00:32:38,668
Crazy, man.

484
00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:40,211
Carl, that was so awesome.

485
00:32:40,253 --> 00:32:42,839
- Okay.
- Excuse me. Could I...

486
00:32:42,881 --> 00:32:44,841
Absolutely.

487
00:32:44,883 --> 00:32:52,015
I don't think that's what she was
asking for, but all right.

488
00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:54,142
Was I chewing gum before?

489
00:32:54,184 --> 00:32:56,853
Hey. What do you
think you're doing, asshole?

490
00:32:56,895 --> 00:32:59,689
Easy, easy.
It was a little misunderstanding, okay?

491
00:32:59,731 --> 00:33:05,070
I'm just saying yes to life, homes.
You gotta say yes to life.

492
00:33:05,111 --> 00:33:08,740
I made a sacred "conevant."

493
00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:10,992
That sounded naughty.

494
00:33:11,034 --> 00:33:13,953
- I think you and I need to step outside.
- No. God, no.

495
00:33:13,995 --> 00:33:17,707
Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.

496
00:33:17,749 --> 00:33:20,460
Okay. But if I win...

497
00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:24,506
...I get to take that pretty girl of yours
to a ball...

498
00:33:24,547 --> 00:33:27,008
...because she deserves that.

499
00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:31,221
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.

500
00:33:31,262 --> 00:33:34,849
That is so nice.

501
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:40,021
Oh, shit.

502
00:33:41,231 --> 00:33:45,026
All right. He punched me
right in the face, man.

503
00:33:45,068 --> 00:33:47,821
- Don't worry. I got your back.
- You don't have anybody's.

504
00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:49,698
I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.

505
00:33:49,739 --> 00:33:52,617
- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.
- I know.

506
00:33:52,659 --> 00:33:54,703
Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?

507
00:33:54,744 --> 00:33:58,456
Yeah, we're gonna fight.
We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?

508
00:33:58,498 --> 00:34:00,875
You want some, huh, more?

509
00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:04,879
Because I am open for business, okay?
Oh, where'd I go?

510
00:34:04,921 --> 00:34:06,631
Oh, where'd I go?

511
00:34:06,673 --> 00:34:10,010
Yeah, how do you fight
what you can't see?

512
00:34:10,051 --> 00:34:13,763
Did you see /The Legend of Billy Jack?

513
00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:16,308
Because I'm gonna take this foot...

514
00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:20,270
...and I'm gonna whop you
on that side of your face...

515
00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:24,774
...and there's not a goddamn thing
you can do about it.

516
00:34:24,816 --> 00:34:27,319
Just don't
break my teeth off on the curb, okay?

517
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,364
But let's really sell this.
Give them a show.

518
00:34:31,406 --> 00:34:32,574
What?

519
00:34:32,615 --> 00:34:37,537
First, we have
to establish the ground rules.

520
00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:44,669
And the ground rules are
there are no ground rules.

521
00:34:45,378 --> 00:34:48,506
Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.

522
00:34:48,548 --> 00:34:51,301
Well, maybe you need to start
being the right guy.

523
00:34:51,343 --> 00:34:53,011
That's why you got punched out...

524
00:34:53,053 --> 00:34:56,723
...because you got the wrong attitude
right out of the gate.

525
00:34:56,765 --> 00:34:58,683
I'm over here, dickhole.

526
00:34:58,725 --> 00:35:02,562
Oh, my God. That's so funny.

527
00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:05,857
You're a complete...

528
00:35:05,899 --> 00:35:07,025
You all right?

529
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:09,319
I almost blocked it.
Didn't get there in time.

530
00:35:09,361 --> 00:35:11,196
Okay, we're done.
We've been drinking.

531
00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:13,365
- He's really been drinking.
- Seriously, man.

532
00:35:13,406 --> 00:35:15,575
I'm glad we had this experience.

533
00:35:15,617 --> 00:35:22,374
- I think we both grew from it. Call me.
- You asshole.

534
00:35:22,415 --> 00:35:27,921
We really did.
- Yeah. We did, bud.

535
00:35:30,924 --> 00:35:33,468
She's never gonna go to a ball.

536
00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:37,305
No. No, she's not.

537
00:36:07,961 --> 00:36:12,173
- Okay. Tillie, there you are.
- Hi, Carl.

538
00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:13,758
What can I do for you?

539
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,096
Well, I was wondering if you could help me
put up some shelves.

540
00:36:18,138 --> 00:36:21,224
Oh, really?

541
00:36:25,979 --> 00:36:31,484
Okay. That should just about do it.

542
00:36:32,235 --> 00:36:36,531
- I'll see you later, Tillie.
- That was wonderful, Carl.

543
00:36:36,573 --> 00:36:39,951
Oh, not so fast.

544
00:36:39,993 --> 00:36:42,203
What are you doing?

545
00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:46,291
- Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.
- Oh, that's okay.

546
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:49,044
I'm getting so forgetful.

547
00:36:49,085 --> 00:36:52,297
- It happens with age.
- Don't worry about it.

548
00:36:52,339 --> 00:36:55,258
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.

549
00:36:55,300 --> 00:37:00,597
Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor
is good enough for me.

550
00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:04,100
You are so handsome.

551
00:37:04,142 --> 00:37:07,979
How come I never see you
with a girl over there?

552
00:37:08,021 --> 00:37:13,818
Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,
but I am dating.

553
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,655
- Would you like a release?
- I'm sorry?

554
00:37:16,696 --> 00:37:19,658
You know, a sexual release?

555
00:37:19,699 --> 00:37:21,951
Uh...

556
00:37:21,993 --> 00:37:26,414
- What do I do here?
- Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.

557
00:37:26,456 --> 00:37:30,251
You just lay back
and I will take care of everything.

558
00:37:30,293 --> 00:37:33,797
I don't know what to say here.
I'm stumped. I'm baffled.

559
00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:37,008
I don't know if I'm gonna be able
to say yes to this one, Till.

560
00:37:37,050 --> 00:37:40,470
- Oh, come on.
- But thanks for the offer and the image.

561
00:37:40,512 --> 00:37:46,685
And I've got this thing I gotta do,
so I'll be seeing you.

562
00:37:46,726 --> 00:37:50,438
In my nightmares.

563
00:37:51,147 --> 00:37:54,359
Oh, come on, give me a break.

564
00:37:54,401 --> 00:37:57,737
Terrence said this would happen if I said no.
That's ridiculous.

565
00:37:57,779 --> 00:38:04,661
Get out of there.
If I wanna say no, I'll say no!

566
00:38:16,589 --> 00:38:19,509
Nice dog.

567
00:38:29,311 --> 00:38:34,190
Just relax. I'll handle this.

568
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,032
Oh, God!

569
00:38:42,073 --> 00:38:46,494
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...

570
00:38:46,536 --> 00:38:47,912
Wow.

571
00:38:47,954 --> 00:38:51,249
That... Oh...

572
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,293
That is a...

573
00:38:53,335 --> 00:38:58,048
How are you doing that? Ay!

574
00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:05,513
"Costume party. Come as your favorite
/Harry Potter character."

575
00:39:05,555 --> 00:39:09,267
You got it, Norm.

576
00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:56,898
Hi.

577
00:39:57,816 --> 00:40:01,444
Really? I've always wanted
to try it. Yeah.

578
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:05,657
So I can expect delivery anytime
between 8 a. m. and 5:30?

579
00:40:05,699 --> 00:40:07,784
Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...

580
00:40:07,826 --> 00:40:11,830
...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, come on in.

581
00:40:11,871 --> 00:40:16,668
- Buttercup Girls.
- Buttercup Girls.

582
00:40:16,710 --> 00:40:20,297
Yeah. All right.

583
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:26,386
Hey. It's really working. Ah!

584
00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:33,310
It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.

585
00:40:33,351 --> 00:40:37,022
I do wanna take guitar lessons.
I do wanna learn how to fly.

586
00:40:37,063 --> 00:40:38,857
Yes, I would like to learn Korean.

587
00:40:38,898 --> 00:40:42,819
/I would understand

588
00:40:48,074 --> 00:40:52,454
All right, now I got it.

589
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:56,082
Whoa.

590
00:41:08,428 --> 00:41:12,432
What did he call me?

591
00:41:16,186 --> 00:41:18,396
Homeless.

592
00:41:18,438 --> 00:41:20,398
Come and get it.

593
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,567
There you are. You want some?

594
00:41:22,609 --> 00:41:25,236
He never listens.

595
00:41:25,278 --> 00:41:27,030
Yeah.

596
00:41:27,072 --> 00:41:34,496
I wanna start an
organic-fertilizer distribution business.

597
00:41:34,537 --> 00:41:36,331
Next.

598
00:41:36,373 --> 00:41:40,377
- Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.
- You know what? I'd love to.

599
00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:44,631
Way to stick in there.

600
00:42:01,439 --> 00:42:02,941
There you go.

601
00:42:02,983 --> 00:42:05,902
Hey. I came.

602
00:42:05,944 --> 00:42:08,530
Great.

603
00:42:08,989 --> 00:42:11,491
Yeah.

604
00:42:12,075 --> 00:42:16,162
Rolling Rock, please.

605
00:42:16,663 --> 00:42:21,292
From the dawn of time...
- In the netherworld.

606
00:42:21,334 --> 00:42:23,128
There was a band.

607
00:42:23,169 --> 00:42:25,797
Oh, yes, there was.

608
00:42:25,839 --> 00:42:27,340
And we were that band.

609
00:42:27,382 --> 00:42:29,342
Yes, we were.

610
00:42:29,384 --> 00:42:31,261
And that band made rock 'n' roll.

611
00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:33,638
Oh, yes, they did.

612
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,268
And that band ate arame
and other sea vegetables.

613
00:42:38,310 --> 00:42:39,853
Yeah.

614
00:42:39,894 --> 00:42:44,107
And that band was rad.

615
00:42:46,026 --> 00:42:51,156
Hello, Jake, Penelope,
Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.

616
00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:54,200
- We are Munchausen by Proxy.
- You're kidding me.

617
00:42:54,242 --> 00:42:56,494
/I should have been the one
/To break up with you

618
00:42:56,536 --> 00:42:58,621
/You said, "Who are you?"

619
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,623
/Who are you?

620
00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:06,171
/I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
/You said, "Who are you?"

621
00:43:06,212 --> 00:43:08,423
/Who are you?

622
00:43:08,465 --> 00:43:13,678
/If I got a call that said you were dead
/You said, "Who are you?"

623
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,847
/Who are you?

624
00:43:15,889 --> 00:43:20,810
/I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs
/You said, "Who are you?"

625
00:43:20,852 --> 00:43:23,480
/Who are you?

626
00:43:23,521 --> 00:43:28,068
Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
He's a computer hacker.

627
00:43:28,109 --> 00:43:31,696
He helped me erase your MySpace page.

628
00:43:31,738 --> 00:43:36,242
And your band's MySpace page.
And your Facebook page.

629
00:43:36,284 --> 00:43:40,872
Happy networking, asshole.

630
00:43:54,469 --> 00:43:59,182
/Don't call me past 11 p. m.
/It won't happen again

631
00:43:59,224 --> 00:44:01,226
/Happened once, it happened twice

632
00:44:01,267 --> 00:44:05,063
/It happened three times,
/Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe

633
00:44:05,105 --> 00:44:08,149
/Maybe it happened six times
/But it won't happen a seventh time

634
00:44:08,191 --> 00:44:11,695
/No, no, no, no

635
00:44:13,697 --> 00:44:19,202
/I'm not your late night booty call

636
00:44:19,619 --> 00:44:22,247
/Whore no more

637
00:44:22,288 --> 00:44:27,752
/Don't call me past 11 p. m.
/It won't happen again

638
00:44:27,794 --> 00:44:29,629
/You can call me at 10:59

639
00:44:29,671 --> 00:44:36,761
/But don't call me at 11
/'Cause that's my rule now

640
00:44:44,602 --> 00:44:48,398
Can I get a water?

641
00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:55,071
Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.

642
00:44:55,113 --> 00:44:58,616
Did we make out? Oh, right, we did.
Now I remember.

643
00:44:58,658 --> 00:45:01,578
- What are you doing here?
- I know. Is this crazy or what?

644
00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:03,705
- It's so crazy.
- Yeah.

645
00:45:03,747 --> 00:45:06,458
- Are you stalking me?
- No. I would never do that.

646
00:45:06,499 --> 00:45:10,795
By the way, your new living-room
furniture looks great from the yard.

647
00:45:10,837 --> 00:45:15,634
- Hey, great gig or whatever, you know.
- Thanks.

648
00:45:15,675 --> 00:45:19,137
Yeah. Strong lyrics.
You just make that stuff up?

649
00:45:19,179 --> 00:45:22,140
- It comes from personal experience.
- Cool.

650
00:45:22,182 --> 00:45:23,642
You want a drink?

651
00:45:23,683 --> 00:45:26,978
Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.

652
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:32,442
- So I have to go, but...
- Oh, really?

653
00:45:32,484 --> 00:45:36,404
But you can walk me to my scooter.

654
00:45:36,446 --> 00:45:38,990
I teach a jogging photo group...

655
00:45:39,032 --> 00:45:43,536
...for people who want to both exercise
and practice photography.

656
00:45:43,578 --> 00:45:46,122
Oh, yeah,
that's getting very popular now.

657
00:45:46,164 --> 00:45:50,293
It's in Griffith Park and we do a loop.
It's about five miles.

658
00:45:50,335 --> 00:45:52,754
It's at 6 a. m.

659
00:45:52,796 --> 00:45:57,175
Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a. m.
in, like, never.

660
00:45:57,217 --> 00:46:02,681
- That's early.
- Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.

661
00:46:02,722 --> 00:46:04,307
Okay, so you're in a band...

662
00:46:04,349 --> 00:46:07,602
...you do the jogging photography,
what else?

663
00:46:07,644 --> 00:46:09,854
Whatever I want.

664
00:46:09,896 --> 00:46:13,400
I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.

665
00:46:13,441 --> 00:46:16,027
Yeah, that's cool.
I've done some charity work.

666
00:46:16,069 --> 00:46:19,572
And some nude modeling, FYI.

667
00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:24,577
Good to know, if, you know,
if I ever need to...

668
00:46:24,619 --> 00:46:28,581
So anyway, my answer is yes.
I'd be happy to go out with you.

669
00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:30,875
I didn't ask you out.

670
00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:33,211
Could have fooled me
with that modeling comment.

671
00:46:33,253 --> 00:46:34,796
You said that.

672
00:46:34,838 --> 00:46:39,801
Well, whoever said it,
it made me very uncomfortable.

673
00:46:39,843 --> 00:46:42,512
Hey, why don't you
come to my class tomorrow?

674
00:46:42,554 --> 00:46:46,725
Why don't you stop smothering me?
Seriously. It's way too much too soon.

675
00:46:46,766 --> 00:46:49,519
Yeah, I'd love to.

676
00:46:49,561 --> 00:46:53,565
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...

677
00:46:53,606 --> 00:46:57,402
- Carl.
- Allison.

678
00:47:13,710 --> 00:47:14,878
Yeah, Rooney?

679
00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:16,755
/Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.

680
00:47:16,796 --> 00:47:20,508
/Got a case of Red Bull.
/Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?

681
00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:23,053
Yeah.

682
00:47:29,684 --> 00:47:32,270
Okay, guys, everybody ready?
Cameras loaded?

683
00:47:32,312 --> 00:47:33,688
- Allison?
- Yeah?

684
00:47:33,730 --> 00:47:35,732
Do we need to use a flash?

685
00:47:35,774 --> 00:47:40,779
Not when the sun's up, Reggie.

686
00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:49,412
Beautiful night, guys.
You take it to the limit, and I respect that.

687
00:47:49,454 --> 00:47:52,374
Hit me on the cell this week.
Let's do it again.

688
00:47:52,415 --> 00:47:56,628
Carl, if somebody asked me to
describe tonight, I would just go, "Ow!"

689
00:47:56,670 --> 00:47:59,839
Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,
but I feel comfortable.

690
00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:04,552
Look how close I'm getting.
Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.

691
00:48:04,594 --> 00:48:08,264
Allison, I'm here.

692
00:48:08,306 --> 00:48:10,809
Allison.

693
00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:13,979
Hey. Who were those guys?

694
00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:17,440
That's Rooney and my friend Lee.
He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.

695
00:48:17,482 --> 00:48:20,485
We hit a couple raves last night.
It was totally off the hook.

696
00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,988
- You seem a little hyper.
- Had a couple Red Bulls.

697
00:48:23,029 --> 00:48:26,866
Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.
Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull.

698
00:48:26,908 --> 00:48:28,910
I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.

699
00:48:28,952 --> 00:48:31,454
Can't really see it right now,
unless you do this.

700
00:48:31,496 --> 00:48:35,041
That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull
make you crash pretty hard?

701
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:37,961
No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.

702
00:48:38,003 --> 00:48:41,131
No. Hey, after we jog,
we should get a Red Bull.

703
00:48:41,172 --> 00:48:43,675
You and I could get a Red Bull.
We could share.

704
00:48:43,717 --> 00:48:45,468
- Okay, that'd be fu...
- Red Bull.

705
00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:46,803
- That sounds...
- Red Bull.

706
00:48:46,845 --> 00:48:48,179
- I think I'd...
- Red Bull.

707
00:48:48,221 --> 00:48:50,640
- I'd really...
- Red Bull.

708
00:48:50,682 --> 00:48:53,310
Red Bull.

709
00:48:53,351 --> 00:48:58,148
Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.
Everybody, this is Carl.

710
00:48:58,189 --> 00:49:01,359
- Carl, this is everybody.
- Hey, everybody.

711
00:49:01,401 --> 00:49:06,781
Come on. Let's get into shipshape.

712
00:49:11,911 --> 00:49:15,582
Oh, it's a good one.

713
00:49:15,623 --> 00:49:17,917
Hold that.

714
00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:20,670
Got it.

715
00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:33,224
Hey, Carl, you okay?

716
00:49:34,017 --> 00:49:38,021
Hold it right there.

717
00:49:51,326 --> 00:49:54,037
That's good.

718
00:49:54,079 --> 00:49:59,417
I can't put my finger on you.
You're kind of unpredictable.

719
00:49:59,459 --> 00:50:01,503
Kind of mysterious.

720
00:50:01,544 --> 00:50:02,796
You know, listen.

721
00:50:02,837 --> 00:50:06,424
I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.
I like to mix it up.

722
00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:08,927
If that doesn't jive with you,
we should end this.

723
00:50:08,969 --> 00:50:10,929
I love that.

724
00:50:10,971 --> 00:50:14,307
I don't know how people go through life
with the same boring routine.

725
00:50:14,349 --> 00:50:16,559
- Just shoot me.
- I know. Right in the face.

726
00:50:16,601 --> 00:50:20,146
Seriously, I dated this guy and I was
astounded at how content he was...

727
00:50:20,188 --> 00:50:22,983
...just living his life
in this closed-off little box.

728
00:50:23,024 --> 00:50:26,820
I know. It's so frustrating. I just
wanna grab these people and shake them.

729
00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:30,740
Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out
on a little thing called life."

730
00:50:30,782 --> 00:50:33,326
- That's so true.
- Yeah.

731
00:50:33,368 --> 00:50:36,579
So, what happened
to closed-off-little-box boy?

732
00:50:36,621 --> 00:50:40,000
It just didn't work out. It's a long story.

733
00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:44,254
Yeah? Same story
you were singing about last night?

734
00:50:44,296 --> 00:50:46,756
Might be.

735
00:50:46,798 --> 00:50:49,884
Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.
Probe no further.

736
00:50:49,926 --> 00:50:53,305
Okay, if you must know,
we lived together.

737
00:50:53,346 --> 00:50:56,474
I thought he was it, the one,
or whatever.

738
00:50:56,516 --> 00:51:00,312
And then surprise, he ended it,
out of nowhere for no reason.

739
00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:02,522
Gone, never saw him again.

740
00:51:02,564 --> 00:51:06,693
Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.

741
00:51:06,735 --> 00:51:09,946
Next time you should warn me
about the length of the story, though.

742
00:51:09,988 --> 00:51:11,197
Kind of dragged on.

743
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,950
- I'll work on that.
- Yeah, just trim the fat.

744
00:51:13,992 --> 00:51:19,289
Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.

745
00:51:29,549 --> 00:51:32,135
She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.

746
00:51:32,177 --> 00:51:34,763
She has no clue what she's doing
and she doesn't care.

747
00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,431
She's the complete opposite of me.

748
00:51:36,473 --> 00:51:38,892
Carl, could you please pass the Cholula?

749
00:51:38,933 --> 00:51:41,811
Sure, Faranoush.

750
00:51:41,853 --> 00:51:43,396
How did you two meet again?

751
00:51:43,438 --> 00:51:47,233
Persianwifefinder. com. It's pretty cool.
You should check it out.

752
00:51:47,275 --> 00:51:49,819
- I'm engaged.
- Oh, yeah.

753
00:51:49,861 --> 00:51:52,364
Should you talk about Allison
in front of Faranoush?

754
00:51:52,405 --> 00:51:55,408
It's okay, man. We just met.
She knows it's not exclusive.

755
00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:59,412
- Besides, she's totally not my type.
- I can hear you.

756
00:51:59,454 --> 00:52:01,414
Sorry, Faranoush.

757
00:52:01,456 --> 00:52:05,377
Anyway, I never would've met Allison
if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.

758
00:52:05,418 --> 00:52:07,712
You wouldn't be on a date
with a strange woman.

759
00:52:07,754 --> 00:52:10,298
- No offense, Faranoush.
- None taken.

760
00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:13,551
I didn't realize
I was dealing with a no man.

761
00:52:13,593 --> 00:52:20,183
No, I think it's great.
Throw this away for me, will you?

762
00:52:20,225 --> 00:52:24,229
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.

763
00:52:24,396 --> 00:52:30,694
- Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.
- Hello.

764
00:52:30,735 --> 00:52:32,654
So my friends are being really lame...

765
00:52:32,696 --> 00:52:35,991
...and nobody's offered
to throw me a bridal shower.

766
00:52:36,032 --> 00:52:38,702
Hey, I have an idea.

767
00:52:38,743 --> 00:52:41,955
Carl, would you like to throw Lucy
a bridal shower?

768
00:52:41,997 --> 00:52:45,041
Yeah. Sure.

769
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,419
Why not? That'd be great.
Yeah, I'd love that.

770
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:51,965
- Problem solved.
- Yeah.

771
00:52:54,843 --> 00:52:57,095
- Really?
- Yeah.

772
00:52:57,137 --> 00:53:00,473
Well, thanks, Carl.

773
00:53:00,515 --> 00:53:04,978
Thanks, that's really sweet.

774
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:07,022
That's great.
- That is sweet, Carl.

775
00:53:07,063 --> 00:53:09,274
Thanks, Faranoush.

776
00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:12,235
Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes
for me and Allison.

777
00:53:12,277 --> 00:53:14,988
Costumes for what?

778
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:17,782
/Expelliarmus! Just kidding.

779
00:53:17,824 --> 00:53:20,035
That's okay. I blocked it
and deflected it back.

780
00:53:20,076 --> 00:53:23,997
Oh. Kaching!
Wow. Cool costume, my man.

781
00:53:24,039 --> 00:53:26,750
The only one they had left
was for toddlers.

782
00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:31,046
This is Allison
and her wand made from a sequoia.

783
00:53:31,087 --> 00:53:32,464
- Hi.
- You must be Norman.

784
00:53:32,505 --> 00:53:38,011
Yes, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming. Come in.

785
00:53:38,053 --> 00:53:40,805
Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,
you know...

786
00:53:40,847 --> 00:53:42,599
...chips, dips...

787
00:53:42,641 --> 00:53:46,770
...and good people, just like you two.

788
00:53:46,811 --> 00:53:48,229
- Thanks.
- Pace yourselves.

789
00:53:48,271 --> 00:53:53,068
It's gonna be a crazy night.

790
00:53:55,695 --> 00:53:58,531
- Get in there, play the zone.
- Come on.

791
00:53:58,573 --> 00:54:01,242
- Good dip, huh, H. P?
- Mm.

792
00:54:01,284 --> 00:54:05,580
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got
an exclusive membership card.

793
00:54:05,622 --> 00:54:08,708
And with that card, I get access
to the whole place.

794
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:12,671
I can buy large quantities of anything
at discount prices.

795
00:54:12,712 --> 00:54:15,340
Can't anyone get one of those cards?

796
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:19,761
No, don't think so.
But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.

797
00:54:19,803 --> 00:54:24,057
- Yeah, put in a good word for us.
- That would be great.

798
00:54:24,099 --> 00:54:27,352
/Feels strange to be going home,
/doesn't it?

799
00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:32,691
"I'm not going home, not really."

800
00:54:33,733 --> 00:54:36,653
/Oh, bye.

801
00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:47,580
Alrighty, gang.
Who wants to watch /Chamber of Secrets?

802
00:54:52,127 --> 00:54:55,338
- Well, thanks for coming, guys.
- So nice to meet you.

803
00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:58,049
Good to meet you, too. Thank you.
And hey.

804
00:54:58,091 --> 00:55:01,428
That's right. Come in. I'll go in.

805
00:55:01,469 --> 00:55:05,390
Keep your hand there like in a shake.
The other hand goes around for a hug.

806
00:55:05,432 --> 00:55:08,893
- Yeah. Tap it.
- Thanks for walking me through that.

807
00:55:08,935 --> 00:55:10,895
That's all right.
- Bye.

808
00:55:10,937 --> 00:55:14,149
Okay, guys,
all aboard the Hogwarts Express.

809
00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:18,111
Next stop, Azkaban.

810
00:55:24,701 --> 00:55:26,328
Hey.

811
00:55:26,369 --> 00:55:30,290
Do you wanna drive?

812
00:55:34,794 --> 00:55:39,507
- Hey, you're getting better.
- Yeah, not bad, huh?

813
00:55:39,549 --> 00:55:43,553
Whoa. Yep, I got it.

814
00:55:47,641 --> 00:55:51,061
I got an idea.

815
00:55:55,607 --> 00:56:01,404
- We can't do this.
- Why? You scared?

816
00:56:02,989 --> 00:56:10,205
Hurry. Somebody's coming.
And I think I see something. Hurry.

817
00:56:10,246 --> 00:56:16,252
This is crazy.
- I know, but it's great.

818
00:56:41,152 --> 00:56:43,905
This is unreal.

819
00:56:43,947 --> 00:56:48,159
I couldn't agree more.

820
00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:58,712
/Ooh

821
00:56:59,921 --> 00:57:02,340
/Ooh

822
00:57:07,178 --> 00:57:09,597
/Ooh

823
00:57:23,903 --> 00:57:28,366
You know, I've never let anyone
drive my scooter before.

824
00:57:28,408 --> 00:57:37,625
I've never let anyone kiss me
on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before.

825
00:57:56,519 --> 00:57:58,730
Good evening, Los Angeles.

826
00:57:58,772 --> 00:58:03,568
Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl
Munchausen by Proxy.

827
00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,403
I'm your biggest fan. Bang!

828
00:58:05,445 --> 00:58:08,073
I killed her.

829
00:58:08,114 --> 00:58:10,575
I'm a somebody.

830
00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:12,911
I don't know about that.

831
00:58:12,952 --> 00:58:15,705
- Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.
- I don't think so.

832
00:58:15,747 --> 00:58:19,084
- We don't have that much of a following.
- What are you talking about?

833
00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:21,962
Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.
They can't be trusted.

834
00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:27,133
There's me and my friends. That makes
eight or nine very unstable people.

835
00:58:27,175 --> 00:58:31,471
- How many people can this place even hold?
- Like 17,000.

836
00:58:31,513 --> 00:58:36,518
So each one of us invites 1800
of our closest friends.

837
00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:39,604
No need.
I know our music isn't that mainstream.

838
00:58:39,646 --> 00:58:41,940
- What?
- I love doing it.

839
00:58:41,982 --> 00:58:43,608
It's like my photography.

840
00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:46,236
I know there isn't that much demand
for photographs...

841
00:58:46,277 --> 00:58:47,988
...taken while running, but...

842
00:58:48,029 --> 00:58:50,281
I wasn't gonna say anything.

843
00:58:50,323 --> 00:58:53,994
You know, who cares?
The world's a playground.

844
00:58:54,035 --> 00:58:55,787
You know that when you're a kid...

845
00:58:55,829 --> 00:58:59,207
...but somewhere along the way,
everyone forgets it.

846
00:58:59,249 --> 00:59:01,418
I love your music.

847
00:59:01,459 --> 00:59:05,213
Anybody can take a photo standing still.

848
00:59:05,255 --> 00:59:08,967
Hey. What are you doing?
- Oh, shit.

849
00:59:09,009 --> 00:59:10,802
- Stop.
- Stopping.

850
00:59:10,844 --> 00:59:13,305
- Come on, Carl, run.
- Thanks.

851
00:59:13,346 --> 00:59:14,848
- Wait right there.
- You got it.

852
00:59:14,889 --> 00:59:16,808
Down on the ground.
- Whatever you say.

853
00:59:16,850 --> 00:59:24,399
- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.
- All right. I can't please everyone.

854
00:59:24,441 --> 00:59:25,900
Run!

855
00:59:25,942 --> 00:59:27,777
Hello, everybody.

856
00:59:27,819 --> 00:59:33,366
A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.
I will be right with you.

857
00:59:33,408 --> 00:59:38,913
- Pass those out, will you?
- Sure.

858
00:59:39,998 --> 00:59:42,834
- Lee?
- Hey.

859
00:59:42,876 --> 00:59:46,630
What up, my brizzo?

860
00:59:46,671 --> 00:59:50,842
- That's not right, is it?
- Carl, I need you for a second.

861
00:59:50,884 --> 00:59:54,638
Can you hang on a minute, Lee?

862
00:59:54,679 --> 00:59:56,848
What's going on, Norm?

863
00:59:56,890 --> 00:59:58,850
Something's going down on a big scale.

864
00:59:58,892 --> 01:00:03,021
Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.
He wants to talk to you.

865
01:00:03,063 --> 01:00:06,816
I think it's about all those loans
you've been approving.

866
01:00:06,858 --> 01:00:09,736
Well, we had a nice run.

867
01:00:09,778 --> 01:00:12,364
I might get shit-canned, Norm.

868
01:00:12,405 --> 01:00:15,533
Anyway, don't worry about it.
It'll lead to something good.

869
01:00:15,575 --> 01:00:17,827
- Hey, I'm part of this too.
- No.

870
01:00:17,869 --> 01:00:20,413
- Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.
- Norm.

871
01:00:20,455 --> 01:00:23,208
You were feeling it.
You were in the loan zone, remember?

872
01:00:23,249 --> 01:00:24,668
- I was.
- I was watching you.

873
01:00:24,709 --> 01:00:26,044
Yeah, you were.

874
01:00:26,086 --> 01:00:29,756
But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.
Now you and I have to face the music.

875
01:00:29,798 --> 01:00:33,093
- Come on.
- Hey. Can I have one minute?

876
01:00:33,134 --> 01:00:36,221
- Okay.
- Lee? What do you need?

877
01:00:36,262 --> 01:00:40,058
You may be my last loan.

878
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:41,977
It's a Ducati.

879
01:00:42,018 --> 01:00:46,815
I'm thinking it'll get people off my back
about the male nurse thing.

880
01:00:46,856 --> 01:00:52,237
- See what I mean?
- Yeah. Nice ride.

881
01:00:52,278 --> 01:00:57,367
See you on the other side, Lee.

882
01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,286
Carl.

883
01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:05,166
Wesley T. Parker.
Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.

884
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:09,296
Pleasure to meet you.

885
01:01:14,301 --> 01:01:19,097
Every two months, the typical loan officer
approves 35 to 40 loans.

886
01:01:19,139 --> 01:01:21,891
You have given out...

887
01:01:21,933 --> 01:01:24,561
...561.

888
01:01:24,602 --> 01:01:26,271
A little more than average, then.

889
01:01:26,313 --> 01:01:29,107
What's even more unusual
are the amounts.

890
01:01:29,149 --> 01:01:36,197
A $250 loan for a mountain bike,
$600 for windsurfing lessons.

891
01:01:36,239 --> 01:01:38,283
Have you ever tried that? It's fun.

892
01:01:38,325 --> 01:01:41,453
Carl, this bank traditionally has never
given out small loans.

893
01:01:41,494 --> 01:01:43,788
- If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.
- Sit down.

894
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:46,458
At first I thought
you might be raiding our coffers.

895
01:01:46,499 --> 01:01:55,216
- I would never do that.
- I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?

896
01:01:55,717 --> 01:01:58,303
But...

897
01:01:59,512 --> 01:02:01,598
But then I looked closer.

898
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,476
These people are so grateful
to have their needs met...

899
01:02:04,517 --> 01:02:07,771
...more than 98 percent of them
are following through with payments.

900
01:02:07,812 --> 01:02:10,023
And because you've given out
so many of them...

901
01:02:10,065 --> 01:02:14,653
...we're actually making a lot of money.
Carl, these micro-loans, not bad.

902
01:02:14,694 --> 01:02:16,905
See, Car, you worrywart.

903
01:02:16,946 --> 01:02:20,659
Carl, what would you say if I asked you
to work upstairs with the big boys?

904
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:23,161
- Corporate?
- Wow.

905
01:02:23,203 --> 01:02:25,413
That's great. I would have to say...

906
01:02:25,455 --> 01:02:28,416
No, wait. Before we give our answer...

907
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,752
...let's talk money.
Dollars and cents, Wes.

908
01:02:30,794 --> 01:02:35,173
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,
since we're only taking Carl.

909
01:02:35,215 --> 01:02:36,675
Got it. Yep.

910
01:02:36,716 --> 01:02:39,844
We'll have the employment contract to you
by the end of the day.

911
01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:42,514
Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.

912
01:02:42,555 --> 01:02:49,938
- Missed it. I was gonna fist you.
- Here's some fist.

913
01:02:53,817 --> 01:02:55,777
This one is nice.

914
01:02:55,819 --> 01:02:58,363
I especially love it in cream.
What do you think?

915
01:02:58,405 --> 01:02:59,531
- I love it.
- Yeah?

916
01:02:59,572 --> 01:03:01,074
Yeah.

917
01:03:01,116 --> 01:03:04,828
Bridal bingo?
How do you play bridal bingo?

918
01:03:04,869 --> 01:03:06,705
It's the same as regular bingo...

919
01:03:06,746 --> 01:03:11,418
...but you just yell embarrassing facts
about the bride, okay?

920
01:03:11,459 --> 01:03:12,627
Yeah.

921
01:03:12,669 --> 01:03:14,713
- No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.
- Come on.

922
01:03:14,754 --> 01:03:16,464
I don't want anything complicated.

923
01:03:16,506 --> 01:03:19,426
You gotta squeeze every drop of juice
out of this experience.

924
01:03:19,467 --> 01:03:22,053
It doesn't sound complicated.
Is it complicated?

925
01:03:22,095 --> 01:03:29,019
Are you going to be asking a lot
more question? I don't got all day.

926
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:38,278
- Maybe we should just go somewhere else.
- It's okay. I'll talk to her.

927
01:04:21,946 --> 01:04:24,449
Okay.

928
01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:29,287
Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?

929
01:04:29,329 --> 01:04:36,127
I can explain to you in more detail
if you want.

930
01:04:39,381 --> 01:04:42,342
What's going on?

931
01:04:42,384 --> 01:04:45,679
I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.

932
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,889
Jump.

933
01:04:47,931 --> 01:04:51,434
What the hell are you looking at?

934
01:04:51,476 --> 01:04:55,146
Don't do it.
- Don't point at me, buddy.

935
01:04:55,188 --> 01:04:57,649
Hey, lady, move that dog.

936
01:04:57,691 --> 01:05:00,360
Buddy, can you move over a little bit,
like two feet?

937
01:05:00,402 --> 01:05:01,987
Has somebody called the police?

938
01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:05,657
Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.
Somebody needs to talk him down.

939
01:05:05,699 --> 01:05:11,496
Move out the way.
- Somebody help him!

940
01:05:27,721 --> 01:05:30,932
Don't do it.

941
01:05:31,391 --> 01:05:35,478
It can't be that bad.

942
01:05:35,687 --> 01:05:37,689
Hey, buddy.

943
01:05:37,731 --> 01:05:39,357
Who are you, man?

944
01:05:39,399 --> 01:05:43,695
Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,
so don't try to stop me.

945
01:05:43,737 --> 01:05:46,323
- Okay.
- What do mean, "Okay"?

946
01:05:46,364 --> 01:05:50,410
No, I don't mean okay.
Just give me a second.

947
01:05:50,452 --> 01:05:54,205
I should say something to you here.

948
01:05:54,247 --> 01:05:55,957
I don't really know what it is.

949
01:05:55,999 --> 01:05:58,209
Man, you terrible at this.
Are you even a cop?

950
01:05:58,251 --> 01:06:03,089
Hold on a second, I'm thinking.

951
01:06:03,131 --> 01:06:06,926
Wait. I've got it.

952
01:06:09,012 --> 01:06:10,764
Where you going, man?

953
01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:13,725
I know it's not what I think it is.
- Just stop.

954
01:06:13,767 --> 01:06:16,561
Oh, man.

955
01:06:20,774 --> 01:06:24,694
- My man. Hello?
- Don't do it. I'm coming.

956
01:06:24,736 --> 01:06:28,823
Patience is a virtue.

957
01:06:30,241 --> 01:06:35,538
What the hell you doing in there?

958
01:06:35,872 --> 01:06:40,794
/I wish you would step back
/From that ledge, my friend

959
01:06:40,835 --> 01:06:46,800
/You could cut ties with all the lies
/That you've been living in

960
01:06:46,841 --> 01:06:50,595
/And if you never want to see me again

961
01:06:50,637 --> 01:06:54,557
/I would understand

962
01:06:55,976 --> 01:06:59,896
/I would understand

963
01:07:03,316 --> 01:07:05,527
Um... Oh...

964
01:07:05,568 --> 01:07:07,529
What is it?

965
01:07:07,570 --> 01:07:10,365
/The angry boy a bit too insane

966
01:07:10,407 --> 01:07:13,326
/Icing over a secret pain

967
01:07:13,368 --> 01:07:17,956
/You know you don't belong

968
01:07:18,790 --> 01:07:23,336
/Everyone I know has got a reason

969
01:07:23,378 --> 01:07:25,005
/To say

970
01:07:25,046 --> 01:07:26,673
/You can put the past away

971
01:07:26,715 --> 01:07:30,885
/I wish you would step back
/From that ledge, my friend

972
01:07:30,927 --> 01:07:35,807
/You could cut ties with all the lies
/You've been living in

973
01:07:35,849 --> 01:07:39,644
/And if you never want to see me again

974
01:07:39,686 --> 01:07:43,606
/I would understand

975
01:07:44,566 --> 01:07:48,486
/I would understand

976
01:07:49,362 --> 01:07:53,283
/I would understand

977
01:07:54,326 --> 01:07:58,246
/I would understand

978
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:03,001
/I would understand

979
01:08:10,216 --> 01:08:15,096
I got blisters on my fingers.

980
01:08:21,061 --> 01:08:23,063
Carl.

981
01:08:23,104 --> 01:08:25,815
Stephanie, Ted, hey.

982
01:08:25,857 --> 01:08:28,068
How's it going?
What are you guys doing here?

983
01:08:28,109 --> 01:08:32,030
We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father
owns a little piece of property there.

984
01:08:32,072 --> 01:08:37,369
A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.
Not in Tahiti, anyway.

985
01:08:37,410 --> 01:08:41,498
Hey, I saw you on TV.
That was amazing, Carl.

986
01:08:41,539 --> 01:08:44,751
It's just a little life that needed saving.
No big deal.

987
01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:47,379
- So where you headed?
- I'm meeting my girlfriend here.

988
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:49,506
- We don't know where we're going.
- Really?

989
01:08:49,547 --> 01:08:53,218
Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.
Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.

990
01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:58,223
Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.

991
01:08:58,264 --> 01:09:00,976
- That sounds like a lot of fun.
- Can you imagine?

992
01:09:01,017 --> 01:09:03,311
No.

993
01:09:14,322 --> 01:09:16,199
So I have some carry-on here.

994
01:09:16,241 --> 01:09:20,745
I'd like two tickets on the first plane
out of here, please.

995
01:09:20,787 --> 01:09:25,083
We've never done this before.

996
01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:30,130
The next flight available for boarding...

997
01:09:30,171 --> 01:09:33,550
...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.

998
01:09:33,591 --> 01:09:34,759
Okay.

999
01:09:34,801 --> 01:09:35,927
- Okay.
- Okay.

1000
01:09:35,969 --> 01:09:37,262
- Yeah?
- Lincoln.

1001
01:09:37,304 --> 01:09:40,598
Here we come.

1002
01:09:42,434 --> 01:09:44,769
Where does someone go
in Lincoln, Nebraska?

1003
01:09:44,811 --> 01:09:50,108
Well, clearly we should go there.

1004
01:09:53,653 --> 01:09:55,947
"The earliest switchboard
operators' headsets...

1005
01:09:55,989 --> 01:09:58,408
...weighed over 10 and a half pounds."

1006
01:09:58,450 --> 01:10:02,704
- Interesting.
- Look at this.

1007
01:10:02,746 --> 01:10:05,332
- Very first phone call ever.
- Pretty cool.

1008
01:10:05,373 --> 01:10:07,208
Check out the phone.

1009
01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:10,920
Smaller than I thought they would be.
Hold on, I'm vibrating.

1010
01:10:10,962 --> 01:10:13,548
Hello?

1011
01:10:17,177 --> 01:10:20,180
Nice shot.

1012
01:10:20,764 --> 01:10:25,226
- What do you know about that?
- Pretty sexy.

1013
01:10:25,268 --> 01:10:28,813
So, what do I do? I just...

1014
01:10:28,855 --> 01:10:33,068
Take it easy.
- Here you go.

1015
01:10:33,109 --> 01:10:35,278
- Okay.
- You got it.

1016
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,822
Pull?

1017
01:10:38,198 --> 01:10:40,408
Good one.
- I got it. I got it.

1018
01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:47,540
Can I do it again? Can I do it again?
What's wrong?

1019
01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:51,419
/Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it...

1020
01:10:51,461 --> 01:10:58,468
/... for your University
/of Nebraska Cornhuskers.

1021
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:05,850
Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them.

1022
01:11:05,892 --> 01:11:08,603
Hey, Pete, you mind putting that
on a coaster?

1023
01:11:08,645 --> 01:11:10,355
What, do you live here now?

1024
01:11:10,397 --> 01:11:14,192
Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.

1025
01:11:14,234 --> 01:11:17,028
Hey. Is that Carl?

1026
01:11:17,070 --> 01:11:20,532
- Wait a second.
- Wait a second, wait a second.

1027
01:11:20,573 --> 01:11:26,746
/The energy is palpable here,
/Chris. I can't even hear myself think.

1028
01:11:26,788 --> 01:11:30,083
- I guess they're in Nebraska.
- Wow.

1029
01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:34,838
Now, this is the really interesting part.
If you don't take the heads off properly...

1030
01:11:34,879 --> 01:11:37,507
...then everything gets mixed
into the batch.

1031
01:11:37,549 --> 01:11:40,677
Someone gets a beak in their bucket
or a mouthful of tendons...

1032
01:11:40,719 --> 01:11:44,723
...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.

1033
01:11:44,764 --> 01:11:50,562
We got a fainter down in Head Removal.

1034
01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:55,942
I can't believe I tripped like that.

1035
01:11:55,984 --> 01:11:59,696
It seemed like you fainted.
- No, I told you my foot caught a nail.

1036
01:11:59,738 --> 01:12:03,450
Okay. Because I thought it was
all the chicken beaks in the bucket.

1037
01:12:03,491 --> 01:12:06,911
Don't, please.

1038
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:10,749
Oh, God. It's starting to rain.

1039
01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:13,418
Here. I have to protect you.

1040
01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:15,086
Come on.

1041
01:12:15,128 --> 01:12:19,090
Hurry, there's no time to lose.
We have to find shelter.

1042
01:12:19,132 --> 01:12:21,926
Come on.

1043
01:12:22,302 --> 01:12:26,014
Get in here. It's okay. I got you.

1044
01:12:26,056 --> 01:12:29,434
Allison, are you okay?

1045
01:12:29,476 --> 01:12:35,482
Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?

1046
01:12:39,277 --> 01:12:41,655
What?

1047
01:12:41,696 --> 01:12:45,617
I don't know. I think I love you.

1048
01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,243
Really?

1049
01:12:47,285 --> 01:12:51,998
I've known that I like you for a while,
but just now I decided that I love you.

1050
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,460
- Do you love me?
- Definitely.

1051
01:12:55,502 --> 01:12:57,712
I love you like...

1052
01:12:57,754 --> 01:13:01,800
...I can't believe it.
It's kind of ridiculous.

1053
01:13:01,841 --> 01:13:03,468
I've been thinking...

1054
01:13:03,510 --> 01:13:06,137
...and I know it's crazy,
especially for me...

1055
01:13:06,179 --> 01:13:12,310
...but maybe when we get back
we should move in together.

1056
01:13:12,352 --> 01:13:16,147
Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?

1057
01:13:16,189 --> 01:13:17,983
What do you think?

1058
01:13:18,024 --> 01:13:22,570
- What do I think? Uh... Yeah.
- Oh, God. You paused.

1059
01:13:22,612 --> 01:13:24,197
- No, I didn't pause.
- You paused.

1060
01:13:24,239 --> 01:13:26,324
No, I didn't pause.
It was just a big step.

1061
01:13:26,366 --> 01:13:29,160
It was a stupid idea.
I shouldn't have said anything.

1062
01:13:29,202 --> 01:13:33,915
Come on, what are you talking about?
Here, ask me again.

1063
01:13:33,957 --> 01:13:35,417
- Do you wanna move...
- Yes.

1064
01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:45,458
Did I pause there? I could probably knock
a couple milliseconds off that if you...

1065
01:13:54,728 --> 01:14:01,192
Where are you traveling today?
- Los Angeles.

1066
01:14:01,234 --> 01:14:04,154
I'll just be one minute.

1067
01:14:04,195 --> 01:14:07,824
We should do this every weekend.
We could see the whole world.

1068
01:14:07,866 --> 01:14:09,868
I'm in.

1069
01:14:09,909 --> 01:14:14,789
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

1070
01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:18,043
Sir?

1071
01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:21,504
- You mind coming with us, please?
- I'm sorry?

1072
01:14:21,546 --> 01:14:26,968
We just wanna ask you a few questions.

1073
01:14:27,010 --> 01:14:29,888
You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.

1074
01:14:29,929 --> 01:14:32,849
Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?

1075
01:14:32,891 --> 01:14:35,185
Oh, my God, you guys really
had me going there.

1076
01:14:35,226 --> 01:14:39,439
There's a crazy man in the terminal.
Red alert.

1077
01:14:39,481 --> 01:14:41,941
- Oh, good job.
- Let's go, funny guy.

1078
01:14:41,983 --> 01:14:45,278
Come on, lady.

1079
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,740
- Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?
- What?

1080
01:14:48,782 --> 01:14:53,078
- Do you hate America?
- No. Of course not.

1081
01:14:53,119 --> 01:14:55,205
Then why are you plotting to attack it?

1082
01:14:55,246 --> 01:14:57,374
- What?
- I think you have the wrong guy.

1083
01:14:57,415 --> 01:14:59,376
I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?

1084
01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:01,711
We've been tracking you.
We know who you are.

1085
01:15:01,753 --> 01:15:05,423
- We know what you're planning.
- This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?

1086
01:15:05,465 --> 01:15:08,426
Why did you purchase these plane tickets
at the last minute?

1087
01:15:08,468 --> 01:15:10,720
It was a spontaneous vacation.

1088
01:15:10,762 --> 01:15:12,806
Right. I was just saying
to Agent Tweed...

1089
01:15:12,847 --> 01:15:16,267
...how I wanted to take a fun-filled
vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.

1090
01:15:16,309 --> 01:15:20,605
Are you currently a member
of Persianwifefinder. com?

1091
01:15:20,647 --> 01:15:23,775
- Yes, but you don't understand.
- Yes? Who is that?

1092
01:15:23,817 --> 01:15:27,112
Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.
I can explain.

1093
01:15:27,153 --> 01:15:31,032
Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer
at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...

1094
01:15:31,074 --> 01:15:33,743
...you gave a man money
to start a fertilizer business.

1095
01:15:33,785 --> 01:15:35,412
- For what, bombs?
- No.

1096
01:15:35,453 --> 01:15:37,789
Have you recently
started taking flying lessons?

1097
01:15:37,831 --> 01:15:40,458
- Yes. Oh, come on.
- Why did you learn Korean?

1098
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:43,044
- Are you aligned with the North Koreans?
- No. What?

1099
01:15:43,086 --> 01:15:45,797
You were married for six months.
Some immigration thing?

1100
01:15:45,839 --> 01:15:48,925
- You were married?
- Yes.

1101
01:15:48,967 --> 01:15:51,261
That was a long time ago.
I was gonna tell you.

1102
01:15:51,303 --> 01:15:54,055
I was gonna tell her. I just never...

1103
01:15:54,097 --> 01:15:58,143
Start talking, Carl,
if that is your real name.

1104
01:15:58,184 --> 01:16:03,481
We knew another Karl we weren't
too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?

1105
01:16:03,523 --> 01:16:07,319
His name was Marx.

1106
01:16:09,070 --> 01:16:14,159
I need to speak to my attorney.

1107
01:16:16,036 --> 01:16:19,289
Several months ago, my client
attended a self-empowerment seminar...

1108
01:16:19,331 --> 01:16:24,294
...that requires him to say yes
to any request that's presented.

1109
01:16:24,336 --> 01:16:26,546
All of the activity
that appears suspicious...

1110
01:16:26,588 --> 01:16:29,841
...the flying lessons,
the spontaneous trip-taking...

1111
01:16:29,883 --> 01:16:33,803
...it's all because he must say yes
to any opportunity.

1112
01:16:33,845 --> 01:16:36,222
- He's really into it.
- You say yes to everything?

1113
01:16:36,264 --> 01:16:38,308
- Are you kidding?
- It's not how it sounds.

1114
01:16:38,350 --> 01:16:40,060
How does it?
I'd love to hear this.

1115
01:16:40,101 --> 01:16:43,313
I'm wondering if there's a better setting
for this back and forth.

1116
01:16:43,355 --> 01:16:49,069
Maybe we should speak privately.
Come on outside.

1117
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:52,405
- Whew. That was close.
- What the hell, Carl?

1118
01:16:52,447 --> 01:16:54,532
Are you serious?
You say yes to everything?

1119
01:16:54,574 --> 01:16:57,952
- Even if you don't like it?
- No, of course not.

1120
01:16:57,994 --> 01:17:00,163
- Sometimes.
- Oh, good. What a relief.

1121
01:17:00,205 --> 01:17:04,042
I thought you lied all the time, but it's
just sometimes. That's excellent.

1122
01:17:04,084 --> 01:17:05,961
So you didn't wanna
come to my show...

1123
01:17:06,002 --> 01:17:09,506
...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,
you didn't wanna travel with me?

1124
01:17:09,547 --> 01:17:11,508
Yes, I did. That was my idea.

1125
01:17:11,549 --> 01:17:13,677
When I asked you
if you wanted to move in...

1126
01:17:13,718 --> 01:17:16,262
...that took a lot for me to do that,
and I meant it.

1127
01:17:16,304 --> 01:17:19,057
I didn't know what to expect,
but I guess I figured...

1128
01:17:19,099 --> 01:17:21,559
...like an adult, you were gonna
weigh the options.

1129
01:17:21,601 --> 01:17:22,936
You paused.

1130
01:17:22,978 --> 01:17:25,772
You wanted to say no but you couldn't.
You had to say yes.

1131
01:17:25,814 --> 01:17:30,068
- That's not entirely true.
- How do I know if anything you did...

1132
01:17:30,110 --> 01:17:39,828
...was because you wanted to or because
you were following some damn program?

1133
01:17:41,955 --> 01:17:44,749
Allison.

1134
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,919
Bye, Carl.

1135
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:04,936
I can't believe I didn't tell her
I was married. I'm such an idiot.

1136
01:18:04,978 --> 01:18:06,688
- You know what I did?
- What's that?

1137
01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:10,066
She asked me to move in with her
and I hesitated. That was like a no.

1138
01:18:10,108 --> 01:18:12,235
I should have said yes right away,
you know?

1139
01:18:12,277 --> 01:18:15,363
That's how the whole thing got
screwed up. I broke the covenant.

1140
01:18:15,405 --> 01:18:17,157
Ever think things got screwed up...

1141
01:18:17,198 --> 01:18:21,202
...because you said yes without thinking,
not because of a covenant you made?

1142
01:18:21,244 --> 01:18:23,330
It's with the universe.
It's a big deal.

1143
01:18:23,371 --> 01:18:25,957
There is a middle ground here.
You can process things.

1144
01:18:25,999 --> 01:18:29,711
You can weigh them individually and
make decisions on a case-by-case basis...

1145
01:18:29,753 --> 01:18:31,338
...a. k.a. what normal people do.

1146
01:18:31,379 --> 01:18:34,299
Yeah, that's a good point.
Hold that thought. Allison!

1147
01:18:34,341 --> 01:18:35,592
Or not.

1148
01:18:35,634 --> 01:18:37,636
Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?

1149
01:18:37,677 --> 01:18:39,971
- Get away from me.
- Okay.

1150
01:18:40,013 --> 01:18:43,266
Farther.
- Yeah.

1151
01:18:43,308 --> 01:18:45,810
Carl.

1152
01:18:48,563 --> 01:18:50,815
Bye, Carl.

1153
01:18:50,857 --> 01:18:53,860
- /Oh, I just love good food.
- /So do I.

1154
01:18:53,902 --> 01:18:55,862
- /Do you?
- /Uh-huh.

1155
01:18:55,904 --> 01:18:59,032
/You know you and I are a lot alike?

1156
01:18:59,074 --> 01:19:02,243
/My mother likes good food.

1157
01:19:02,285 --> 01:19:05,038
/She always used to say,
/"I'd rather eat good food...

1158
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,165
/... than bad food any old day
/of the week. "

1159
01:19:07,207 --> 01:19:09,000
Hey.

1160
01:19:09,042 --> 01:19:11,044
It's me again.

1161
01:19:11,086 --> 01:19:13,672
Specifically I'm talking about 15
to 20 percent.

1162
01:19:13,713 --> 01:19:21,513
The way we're gonna do this
is we're gonna go after the...

1163
01:19:32,607 --> 01:19:36,236
Okay, I'm totally off the controls.

1164
01:19:36,277 --> 01:19:40,490
You're officially flying by yourself.

1165
01:19:40,532 --> 01:19:42,409
Cool.

1166
01:19:42,450 --> 01:19:48,707
There's no greater feeling in the world,
is there?

1167
01:19:48,748 --> 01:19:54,337
Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,
Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.

1168
01:19:54,379 --> 01:19:56,339
I'd like to thank you all for coming...

1169
01:19:56,381 --> 01:19:59,634
...for no other reason
than you genuinely wanted to.

1170
01:19:59,676 --> 01:20:07,767
In an unrelated note,
everyone else can go jump off a bridge.

1171
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,694
Ah!

1172
01:20:34,794 --> 01:20:36,087
Allison?

1173
01:20:36,129 --> 01:20:40,383
No, it's Wes P., Big C.
Did I catch you at a bad time?

1174
01:20:40,425 --> 01:20:45,597
- No, no, I'm just hanging here.
- /Okay, okay. Just checking in.

1175
01:20:45,639 --> 01:20:47,599
Seeing how Corporate's treating you.

1176
01:20:47,641 --> 01:20:50,185
Kicks the crap out of dealing
with those peons, huh?

1177
01:20:50,226 --> 01:20:56,316
- /I never really thought of them as...
- Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.

1178
01:20:56,358 --> 01:20:59,611
Wes? Can you hear me?

1179
01:20:59,653 --> 01:21:01,029
/Go get the ball!

1180
01:21:01,071 --> 01:21:04,616
So listen, I got a job for you.
We're shutting down a bunch of branches...

1181
01:21:04,658 --> 01:21:08,953
...and I need you to tell the managers.
- Shutting down branches?

1182
01:21:08,995 --> 01:21:12,082
Which ones?

1183
01:21:12,165 --> 01:21:15,585
We are Sparta!

1184
01:21:18,505 --> 01:21:21,424
Hi, Norm.

1185
01:21:43,196 --> 01:21:45,615
/You have three messages.

1186
01:21:45,657 --> 01:21:48,493
/Hi, Car, this is your
/answer phone speaking.

1187
01:21:48,535 --> 01:21:51,538
/No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder
/about the party tonight.

1188
01:21:51,579 --> 01:21:55,000
/I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.

1189
01:21:55,041 --> 01:21:58,003
/Carl, it's Roons.
/Thanks for letting me use your car.

1190
01:21:58,044 --> 01:22:00,714
/You might notice the front bumper missing.
/Not to worry.

1191
01:22:00,755 --> 01:22:03,675
/I gave them your insurance.
/The whole thing's being handled.

1192
01:22:03,717 --> 01:22:08,638
/And I left a pile of laundry in my room.
/Don't forget, no starch. Love you.

1193
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,850
/It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware
/and completely on top of it...

1194
01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:15,770
/... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's
/shower is still on for tomorrow night.

1195
01:22:15,812 --> 01:22:19,065
/Haven't received confirmation
/of any sort from you. At all.

1196
01:22:19,107 --> 01:22:21,901
- Shower. Shit.
- /It's on.

1197
01:22:21,943 --> 01:22:25,530
/Right? Call me.

1198
01:22:36,416 --> 01:22:37,584
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1199
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:40,337
- What's wrong?
- I just really need to talk to you.

1200
01:22:40,378 --> 01:22:41,755
What?

1201
01:22:41,796 --> 01:22:47,802
Come on inside. I'll explain everything.

1202
01:22:49,721 --> 01:22:52,098
Surprise!

1203
01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:54,893
- Oh, my God.
- Happy shower.

1204
01:22:54,934 --> 01:22:56,519
How did you pull this off?

1205
01:22:56,561 --> 01:22:59,898
I just called in a few favors,
kept throwing money at it.

1206
01:22:59,939 --> 01:23:02,400
I like it, I like it.

1207
01:23:02,442 --> 01:23:03,985
- Rooney.
- Congrats.

1208
01:23:04,027 --> 01:23:06,237
- That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.
- Hey, B.

1209
01:23:06,279 --> 01:23:08,907
- And Lee, he's a male nurse.
- I know Lee.

1210
01:23:08,948 --> 01:23:11,910
Let's get this guy a drink.
He doesn't have long to live.

1211
01:23:11,951 --> 01:23:15,455
On him, on him.

1212
01:23:17,457 --> 01:23:18,583
Cake?

1213
01:23:18,625 --> 01:23:19,793
- Thanks.
- Sure.

1214
01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:25,757
- Oh, John Goodman.
- No, it's Alec Baldwin.

1215
01:23:25,799 --> 01:23:29,886
Oh, right. Nailed it.

1216
01:23:35,266 --> 01:23:39,396
Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.

1217
01:23:39,437 --> 01:23:42,399
- How you holding up?
- I'm okay, Car.

1218
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,443
You know, taking her day by day.

1219
01:23:45,485 --> 01:23:48,655
Yeah. Well, I got a friend
I want you to meet.

1220
01:23:48,697 --> 01:23:50,991
Oh.

1221
01:23:54,244 --> 01:23:59,958
- Norman, this is Soo-Mi.
- Hi there.

1222
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:05,046
- Can I call you Soo?
- Yes.

1223
01:24:05,088 --> 01:24:06,631
Do you dance?

1224
01:24:06,673 --> 01:24:09,301
Well, I've won some competitions.
Watch this.

1225
01:24:09,342 --> 01:24:14,431
- Come on.
- Look out. Oh, hey.

1226
01:24:39,205 --> 01:24:47,797
- Oh, that's an interesting one.
- Yep. And it's half-price, so...

1227
01:24:49,132 --> 01:24:51,551
Oh, jeez.

1228
01:24:51,593 --> 01:24:55,013
- That's the best wedding shower ever, man.
- Man, you deserve it.

1229
01:24:55,055 --> 01:24:57,182
- You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1230
01:24:57,223 --> 01:25:00,435
- Yeah? She's still not calling you back?
- No.

1231
01:25:00,477 --> 01:25:03,146
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

1232
01:25:03,188 --> 01:25:07,359
I guess I'll just stick with the program.
Keep saying yes to everything.

1233
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:09,152
I know it sounds silly...

1234
01:25:09,194 --> 01:25:11,863
...but maybe that bad stuff
will lead to something good.

1235
01:25:11,905 --> 01:25:16,785
Doesn't sound silly.
Well, maybe a little silly.

1236
01:25:16,826 --> 01:25:18,662
You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?

1237
01:25:18,703 --> 01:25:21,831
- Yes. And not because I have to.
- Great.

1238
01:25:21,873 --> 01:25:25,377
- Well, you do have to.
- Yeah.

1239
01:25:25,418 --> 01:25:28,296
- But you want to.
- Oh, yeah.

1240
01:25:28,338 --> 01:25:30,924
- So bad.
- Oh, God, me too.

1241
01:25:30,966 --> 01:25:36,846
- It's all I can think about.
- Really?

1242
01:25:38,431 --> 01:25:41,226
Hi there.

1243
01:25:41,267 --> 01:25:43,603
Hello there.

1244
01:25:43,645 --> 01:25:47,565
You must be Tillie.

1245
01:25:47,649 --> 01:25:55,448
- I've certainly heard a lot about you.
- Isn't that nice?

1246
01:25:56,157 --> 01:26:03,623
- Would you mind helping me?
- Absolutely, yeah. No problem.

1247
01:26:03,665 --> 01:26:07,460
Come on, let's go.

1248
01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:18,430
- Hello?
- Hi, Carl.

1249
01:26:18,471 --> 01:26:24,436
- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?
- /Can you come over?

1250
01:26:24,477 --> 01:26:27,480
We had this big fight and he stormed off.

1251
01:26:27,522 --> 01:26:31,526
Well, these things have a way
of working themselves out.

1252
01:26:31,568 --> 01:26:34,154
I don't know.

1253
01:26:34,195 --> 01:26:39,492
- Not this time. I think it's over.
- Yeah?

1254
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:42,120
You know,
but maybe it's supposed to be.

1255
01:26:42,162 --> 01:26:46,583
I mean, a part of me felt like something
wasn't right from the beginning.

1256
01:26:46,624 --> 01:26:51,087
- Yeah?
- I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.

1257
01:26:51,129 --> 01:26:57,510
Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point,
it's, well...

1258
01:26:57,552 --> 01:27:03,350
- Stay with me tonight.
- Oh, Steph...

1259
01:27:05,352 --> 01:27:07,729
Steph...

1260
01:27:07,771 --> 01:27:10,190
...I can't.

1261
01:27:10,231 --> 01:27:13,234
I'm sorry.

1262
01:27:14,444 --> 01:27:17,989
What are you saying?

1263
01:27:18,031 --> 01:27:21,451
I'm saying no.

1264
01:27:36,716 --> 01:27:40,303
Are you serious?

1265
01:27:52,565 --> 01:27:55,568
Oh, Jesus.

1266
01:28:01,199 --> 01:28:04,202
Oh, please.

1267
01:28:04,244 --> 01:28:07,998
I didn't even see the red zone.
I've only been here for 20 minutes.

1268
01:28:08,039 --> 01:28:12,210
- Sorry, pal. Can't help you.
- Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?

1269
01:28:12,252 --> 01:28:16,214
No, man, no, man, no, man.

1270
01:28:16,256 --> 01:28:22,470
/No man, no man, no man...
- Not possible!

1271
01:28:22,721 --> 01:28:25,515
Jackoff.

1272
01:28:25,932 --> 01:28:31,563
/Chapter 26,
/"Words That Rhyme With Yes."

1273
01:28:31,604 --> 01:28:34,399
/Guess, mess.

1274
01:28:34,441 --> 01:28:40,572
/Tess, that's a name.
/Less, a word and a name.

1275
01:28:40,613 --> 01:28:47,120
- Terrence, don't freak out.
- What the fuck?

1276
01:29:07,265 --> 01:29:11,394
Jesus, that nurse couldn't be
any more obvious.

1277
01:29:11,436 --> 01:29:15,273
She was coming in the room. It's like,
"Give me some space, woman."

1278
01:29:15,315 --> 01:29:19,110
Again, I'm pretty sure
she was just here checking on Carl.

1279
01:29:19,152 --> 01:29:21,738
Peter.

1280
01:29:21,821 --> 01:29:23,615
A covenant.

1281
01:29:23,657 --> 01:29:26,493
Hey, buddy, you all right?

1282
01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:30,330
The covenant, it's coming down
hard on me, man.

1283
01:29:30,372 --> 01:29:33,333
- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.

1284
01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:36,544
It is nonsense.

1285
01:29:36,586 --> 01:29:39,506
It's him.

1286
01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:44,135
Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to
remove the covenant. It's killing me.

1287
01:29:44,177 --> 01:29:47,097
First of all, what were you doing
in my car?

1288
01:29:47,138 --> 01:29:49,683
I told you,
I need you to remove the covenant.

1289
01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:54,562
There is no covenant. There never was.
I was just riffing.

1290
01:29:54,604 --> 01:29:56,982
- Riffing?
- Well, I had to say something.

1291
01:29:57,023 --> 01:30:00,819
You were being difficult,
embarrassing me in front of my crowd.

1292
01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:03,947
- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit?
- No.

1293
01:30:03,989 --> 01:30:06,199
You just don't know how to use it,
that's all.

1294
01:30:06,241 --> 01:30:09,285
Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything.
Real tough to grasp.

1295
01:30:09,327 --> 01:30:11,413
No, that's not the point.

1296
01:30:11,454 --> 01:30:15,375
Well, maybe at first it is,
but that's just to open you up to it...

1297
01:30:15,417 --> 01:30:17,168
...to get you started.

1298
01:30:17,210 --> 01:30:20,005
Then you're saying yes,
not because you have to...

1299
01:30:20,046 --> 01:30:22,590
...not because a covenant tells you to...

1300
01:30:22,632 --> 01:30:26,803
...but because you know in your heart
that you want to.

1301
01:30:26,845 --> 01:30:29,014
Yeah.

1302
01:30:29,055 --> 01:30:31,516
You're right.

1303
01:30:31,558 --> 01:30:34,561
- That makes perfect sense.
- I told you. I said that.

1304
01:30:34,602 --> 01:30:36,146
- You didn't say that.
- I did.

1305
01:30:36,187 --> 01:30:39,316
- You didn't say it like that.
- Not with an accent.

1306
01:30:39,357 --> 01:30:44,195
Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car,
and your head there.

1307
01:30:44,237 --> 01:30:48,199
- What time is it?
- It's 5:40 in the morning.

1308
01:30:48,241 --> 01:30:51,036
Perfect.

1309
01:30:52,329 --> 01:30:54,247
I said that.

1310
01:30:54,289 --> 01:30:57,208
Whatever.

1311
01:30:57,751 --> 01:31:05,550
I'm gonna hop in the bed
just in case the nurse comes back.

1312
01:31:05,592 --> 01:31:08,219
- Sir, you need to get back to your room.
- No, I don't.

1313
01:31:08,261 --> 01:31:13,099
- Sir, stop right there.
- Eat me.

1314
01:31:13,141 --> 01:31:17,228
- Lee. What are you doing here?
- I'm a nurse, remember?

1315
01:31:17,270 --> 01:31:21,775
Oh, yeah, right. Sorry.
Can I borrow your car?

1316
01:31:21,816 --> 01:31:26,863
No, I don't have my car anymore.
I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.

1317
01:31:26,905 --> 01:31:29,616
Ducati.

1318
01:31:33,953 --> 01:31:37,540
Have you ever driven one of these before?
They're quite powerful.

1319
01:31:37,582 --> 01:31:40,919
Yeah, I ride double all the time
on the scooter with Allison.

1320
01:31:40,961 --> 01:31:43,421
No, Carl, this is not the same.

1321
01:31:43,463 --> 01:31:47,425
You really have to be careful. Okay?
These things have a lot of...

1322
01:31:47,467 --> 01:31:49,552
Holy Jesus.

1323
01:31:49,594 --> 01:31:52,514
- torque.

1324
01:32:03,274 --> 01:32:07,153
- How you doing?
- Can't complain.

1325
01:32:07,195 --> 01:32:08,905
Ah!

1326
01:32:08,947 --> 01:32:14,452
You might wanna get out of the way.

1327
01:32:22,043 --> 01:32:26,756
Come on. Jerk.
- I'm sorry.

1328
01:32:27,507 --> 01:32:29,801
Ah!

1329
01:32:32,470 --> 01:32:34,973
Whoa!

1330
01:33:18,308 --> 01:33:21,895
What an asshole.

1331
01:33:36,284 --> 01:33:37,994
Carl, what are you doing here?

1332
01:33:38,036 --> 01:33:42,040
I just wanted to tell you
that I don't wanna live with you.

1333
01:33:42,082 --> 01:33:45,335
Oh, wow. Thanks.
My knight in shining armor.

1334
01:33:45,377 --> 01:33:49,673
Okay, people, let's go.

1335
01:33:51,424 --> 01:33:52,634
But I wanna be with you.

1336
01:33:52,676 --> 01:33:55,011
But I don't wanna be with you.
I don't know you.

1337
01:33:55,053 --> 01:33:57,722
Everything I said I meant,
except about living together.

1338
01:33:57,764 --> 01:34:00,225
That makes me nervous,
but that's normal. It's big.

1339
01:34:00,266 --> 01:34:03,019
We shouldn't just jump into that
without thinking.

1340
01:34:03,061 --> 01:34:07,148
Why not? You do it with everything.
You say yes to whatever comes your way.

1341
01:34:07,190 --> 01:34:10,276
That's not true. You can say no
if you don't want something.

1342
01:34:10,318 --> 01:34:12,988
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that?
Your literature?

1343
01:34:13,029 --> 01:34:15,156
Look, I know the philosophy
has some holes.

1344
01:34:15,198 --> 01:34:19,077
You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.

1345
01:34:19,119 --> 01:34:22,247
But if I hadn't done that,
I never would've met you.

1346
01:34:22,288 --> 01:34:25,500
Because the old Carl
didn't think he was enough for anybody.

1347
01:34:25,542 --> 01:34:28,712
I thought if I said yes to things
and got involved with people...

1348
01:34:28,753 --> 01:34:31,589
...sooner or later,
they'd find out I'm not enough.

1349
01:34:31,631 --> 01:34:34,217
I didn't think I had anything to share.

1350
01:34:34,259 --> 01:34:38,805
But now I know that what I have to share
is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.

1351
01:34:38,847 --> 01:34:41,099
- Do you mind, Reggie?
- Seriously, dude.

1352
01:34:41,141 --> 01:34:43,768
Sorry, this seemed interesting.

1353
01:34:43,810 --> 01:34:46,396
Even if I had met you,
I never would've asked you out.

1354
01:34:46,438 --> 01:34:49,899
You were the complete opposite of me.
You did things and had friends...

1355
01:34:49,941 --> 01:34:53,111
...and sang in rock bands
and made life happen.

1356
01:34:53,153 --> 01:34:55,238
You weren't scared of anything.

1357
01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:58,074
You don't think I'm scared of anything?

1358
01:34:58,116 --> 01:35:01,828
Who do you think I am?
I'm scared of a lot of things.

1359
01:35:01,870 --> 01:35:03,997
And I'm scared too.

1360
01:35:04,039 --> 01:35:08,001
So let's be scared together.

1361
01:35:08,043 --> 01:35:10,629
I don't know what you want me to say.

1362
01:35:10,670 --> 01:35:12,631
So just say yes...

1363
01:35:12,672 --> 01:35:15,300
...but only if you really want to.

1364
01:35:15,342 --> 01:35:19,763
And can you do it kind of soon?
I think I'm starting to get a chill.

1365
01:35:19,804 --> 01:35:22,140
Yeah, I noticed that.

1366
01:35:22,182 --> 01:35:24,684
Well?

1367
01:35:30,357 --> 01:35:33,401
- Maybe.
- Come on.

1368
01:35:33,443 --> 01:35:42,035
- I'm not gonna say that word.
- Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.

1369
01:35:44,037 --> 01:35:45,830
I like maybe.

1370
01:35:45,872 --> 01:35:50,460
- Reggie, come on.
- Dude.

1371
01:36:13,984 --> 01:36:17,570
Excuse me,
but pleats are kind of out of style.

1372
01:36:17,612 --> 01:36:19,906
You got anything with a flat front?

1373
01:36:19,948 --> 01:36:24,494
Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?

1374
01:36:24,536 --> 01:36:26,079
Thanks, guys.

1375
01:36:26,121 --> 01:36:28,873
This is the single biggest donation
that we've ever had.

1376
01:36:28,915 --> 01:36:31,584
You're welcome, but it was Carl
that made it all happen.

1377
01:36:31,626 --> 01:36:33,128
You're a good man, Carl.

1378
01:36:33,169 --> 01:36:39,134
No big deal. I know a lot of people
who are willing to give.

1379
01:36:39,175 --> 01:36:44,639
Say it a million times.
Say it a million more times.

1380
01:36:44,681 --> 01:36:49,227
And the word
you will have said 2 million times is:

1381
01:36:49,269 --> 01:36:51,688
Yes!

1382
01:36:57,110 --> 01:37:00,030
Good God.

1383
01:38:33,373 --> 01:38:35,625
So anything else we need to know?

1384
01:38:35,667 --> 01:38:40,046
Your instinct is gonna be to brake
with your chin or your forehead.

1385
01:38:40,088 --> 01:38:41,798
- Try to resist that.
- Right.

1386
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:44,426
Right.

1387
01:38:44,467 --> 01:38:45,927
Oh, and thanks for the loan.

1388
01:38:45,969 --> 01:38:50,348
I never could have finished the suits
without it.

1389
01:38:50,390 --> 01:38:54,019
Listen, I'm not gonna think anything
less of you if you don't wanna do this.

1390
01:38:54,060 --> 01:38:55,228
What?

1391
01:38:55,270 --> 01:38:58,356
I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted
to you if you're a chicken.

1392
01:38:58,398 --> 01:39:00,191
What if I'm one of those chickens...

1393
01:39:00,233 --> 01:39:03,653
...whose head doesn't get severed
and my beak ends up in the bucket?

1394
01:39:03,695 --> 01:39:07,324
I'll see you at the bottom.
Unless you pass out.

1395
01:39:07,365 --> 01:39:10,493
I told you, my foot caught a nail.

1396
01:39:10,535 --> 01:39:13,121
Hiyah!

1397
01:39:58,625 --> 01:40:01,836
I love this.